Happy world mental health day!

Anyway Nelson says "good night."

Fall Catalog Edition, beauty parlor fresh 🍂🍂

*xzibit circa 2005 pitches costume to Spirit Halloween*

Thoughts and prayers. ... Well, more thoughts than prayers really. ... Impure thoughts to be specific.

If I ask for a list of email addresses, and you take a screenshot of it, save it and attach it to the reply, instead of just copying and pasting the list, I hate you.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog being weird.

It's health food.

A Hot Pocket is also a ravioli

Caught myself in the mirror and was surprised to find that my yardwork fit was actually kinda cool. 🤷‍♂️

Anyway here's a picture of my dog looking back at me during a 5 second break in me giving him his morning scritches.

Bluesky's entwittification sucks. Someone send me an invite to the new place, please.

Anyway here's a few pictures of my dog. He hopes your morning routine is going as well as his.

We made chili (a type of soup) for dinner tonight.

The hardest part about starting work each morning is being confronted with my terrible life choices.

Happy hump day. music.youtube.com/watch?v=avM1...

Things in this world are getting so crazy I can barely tell where the line between Quiet Storm and Smooth Jazz is any more.

Share your favorite black and white movie

Your friends, your family, the people you love, pull them closer today. Reach out to the people you haven't talked to in a while. Build community around you. Everything can change in an instant.

What if we spent the night together alone*, on acid, in the Old Strathcona Antique Mall? *probably not haunted

It's Sunday, cyclists. The perfect day to take a bike ride. You're probably wondering what to wear. I have an idea. Join bikeology.ca. And get your fine self a shirt.👇 These also have smart ass quips on the back. So the drivers have a reason to honk their horn. www.slashgraphics.com/bikeology

Anyway here's my favorite Earth, Wind & Fire song: music.youtube.com/watch?v=3nnC...

We were invited to the Ironworkers Union Local 720 Block Party tonight. It was fun! I found it really relaxing to be around and chat with lots of other pro-labor and otherwise progressive people.

Anyway here's a couple pictures of my dog waiting patiently for me outside the coffee place this afternoon.

You know you have good neighbors when they knock on your door to let you know you left your garage door open. 🙌

Weird vibes can occur at any time today.

Your city and surrounding areas are now under a weird vibes warning through tomorrow evening. Please monitor your dreams for additional information.

When nature calls I just let it go to voicemail. Nature knows damn well I prefer text messages.

Tomorrow's forecast is calling for an 85% chance of déjà vu, so plan accordingly.

Anyway here's a picture of my little ray of sunshine.

Cool reskeet of an image of politically charged text without any alt text, bro.

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Legalize wheezing the juice.

SANKA is a beautiful name for a graffiti artist. ☕✍️

I pulled out my old safety razor this morning and popped a new blade in. I usually use One Blade clippers to shave because I'm lazy, but it's hard to beat a safety razor.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog. I don't even want to get out of bed today, and he seems cool with that.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog on overwatch, protecting our house from squirrels, kitties, and bunnies.

A screenshot of a spreadsheet makes my blood boil. If you want me to work with your data, give me your data, not a picture of your data.

Everyone's out there running their lives, just lookin' out for #1. But when you have a dog in your family, you have to look out for #2.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog. He likes to help with the dishes (especially when they're covered in chicken drippings).

I love music. It has been, is, and will always be an important part of my life. But you would be shocked (possibly offended) to hear about the legendary musical artists and acts that I cannot stand. I'll recognize outstanding achievements and contributions, but I know what I like & what I don't.

Sultry Watto!

Post a meme you made

Rona has signs up that say dogs are no longer welcome. It's a good thing Nelson can't read! Plus, the employees don't seem very interested in enforcing it. 😆

Anyway here's a picture of my dog. It's been a busy evening and he's ready to kick back with his pack.

I have a lot of mosquito bites, but at least there's only eight on the tops of my feet. 🤦‍♂️

Hope is punk AF.

Alberta is so backwards we now have to pay out of pocket if we want a Soul Vaccination.🫤 youtu.be/AJuIL0w6-gc?...