TFW you're getting your morning butt scritches and dad says: "Dooo youuu waaant...?"

Anyway here's a picture of my dog. It's been a day.

This promo video is VERY ‘In Your Face’ 😳😆 The Comic Strip WEM July 9-12 Promo Code: LARSC26 for 2 for 1 (or Buy One Get One Free). Or if you want to be on the guest list, I can do that for you.❤️

Our backflow preventer apparently has its limits. 😑

Pro Tip: Levi's does a huge variety of alterations and it's not expensive. There's only 4 stores in Canada that have the service, but one's in Edmonton. The options, service and pricing are OUTSTANDING.

I need a psychic Tensor bandage for when I sprain my soul.

Mark Antony: "Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war" The dog of war:

Anyway here's a pictures of my dog turning 7 on 7/7. Nelson got a pizzle, a braided beef gullet, a birthday cake squeaky toy, a new leash and a new toothbrush. Birthday boy just slayed a bowl of kibble with grilled salmon and now he's working on that pizzle.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog doin' a side eye.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog waking up from a nap yesterday.

It's hard to get a picture of it, but my favorite thing in the world is when I'm snuggle-petting my dog and he presses his head into me.

Hey everyone, I got donuts! Please help yourself.

Happy 250th birthday America! You don't look a day over 239.

I missed America's bicentennial because I was too busy being an infant. I always thought I'd be excited about, and participate in the semiquincentennial festivities though. But I'm Canadian too now and I've changed and America's changed and things are just different now.

The next time I need to replace a fence post I'm hiring someone to replace a fence post. This thing was 3 feet deep in the ground with concrete. It was brutal, and while I eventually prevailed, 2 shovels were KIA tonight. 🪦

"Alberta Energy Rebate" Starting the application I feel more and more like I'm about to sell *ALL* of my personal data for $100 CAD. Like, I don't think I want my SIN and banking info in a database together under this government's supervision. Or am I just being paranoid?

Anyway here's a picture of my dog anytime I'm in the kitchen doing anything.

The Steam Summer Sale used to feel like a little videogame day camp. Now I just rip through my Discovery Queue to get the stupid stickers I'll never use, then sort my Wishlist by discount and see if anything's worth it and I'm done in a matter of minutes.

TIL YouTube has tons of full episodes of "Wok With Yan" *AND* "Yan Can Cook."

This only furthers my commitment to always referring to Ontario as "Doncherrio."

Me: OMG, make the rain stop! Earth: OK, enjoy the smoke. Me: Waaat!? Nooo! Earth: If you can't do the climate time, don't do the climate crime.

I'm not a huge fan of ⚽ But I'm a huge fan of 🇨🇦!!

Yo, I did not move from BC to AB for the rain. But here we are.

I saw this duck in a random puddle on the side of an arterial tonight, and I thought to myself: "We need more rain."

Anyway here's a picture of my dog from tonight's walk.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog salivating.

I'd do unspeakable things for a guacamole burger and an iced coffee right now.

I have 13 mosquito bites right now including 1 on either hand and 5 on my back. I hate mosquitoes.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog sleep-smiling. We did a big walk tonight and he's big tired.

Checking into Bluesky every hour or so during the work day just to like the new pictures of dogs.

What's up?

National Geographic: Swimsuit Edition

Anyway here's a picture of my dog lamenting the weather.

Chinese five spice ice cream.

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Cleaning the rain gutters during the sunny reprieve between downpours because fortune favors the bold.

Why does buying men's clothes and gear almost always come down to selecting your favorite color of dirt? Businesses be like... Available in a wide variety of exciting colors: --Plain Old Black! --Depression Gray! --Stolen Valor Green! --Loneliness Epidemic Tan! --One Foot in the Grave Brown!

Anyway here's a picture of my dog wondering if the steak n' kibble dinner is for him or not.

Cutting off a pair of old jeans is one of the rites of summer.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog doing dog stuff yesterday at the dog park.

Saturdays are for sandwiches.

Finding a new song that hits right is like falling in love.

I went to the Levi's Outlet and got 2 pairs of shorts and a pair of classic dark blue 501s all for less than $50. Feels like crime.

In case any of my Alberta followers live in Crossfield, I’m posting a lost dog notice here. Yesterday Finnegan ran out of our gate that lawn guy left open. He was last seen at 6:00 am but nothing else all day. Please keep an eye out for this sweet member of our family.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog that I found when I looked up the word "desire" in the dictionary.

A Sloppy Joe filled donut.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog. He had a ton of fun this weekend and hopes you did too.

I found these Chinese sunflower seeds that are coconut flavored and had to try them. Instead of being heavily salted they're lightly sweetened. I highly recommend if seeds are your thing.

When people say "sometimes the weather's nice in Edmonton," days like today are what they mean.

Arguing for things I agree with: 🤩 Using logical fallacies to do so: 😭