These shitbirds got into power and immediately started using taxpayer money to promote their own personal irritations.

My only real problem is that the 'ai' stuff probably won't get *removed* so much as 'hidden from UIs'. They'll leave all that worthless code in, cluttering shit up and causing unforeseen problems. No effort will be made to return things to their pre-'ai' state.

Once, many years ago, I jokingly referred to Dave Bautista as 'Big Davey B' and it stuck so hard that the last time I saw him in a movie, I was like 'Hey, it's Big Davey B. Y'know, uh…Dave…uhhhhhhhh'

They're mostly sexual, which says something about me. Those aside, I'm still chuckling about 'I wouldn't even lie about that much weight'.

You don't have to 'save space' for dessert when the whole meal IS dessert(s).

Speaking of feces,

Neat. I miss The Hairpin.

Portrait tattoos are either awe-inspiring masterpieces or utterly horrible offenses to the notions of tattooing and sight. There's no in-between and the sooner people learn that, the better.

I have heard this song probably a thousand times in my life and I have never once noticed this. Sublime.

Why the hell else am I in the gym all the time?

legendary

You know in a fantasy novel, when some barbarian warlord guzzles half a wineskin, tosses it away, and belches loudly? That's the correct amount of respect & prestige wine deserves.

I once ran one of these once: doing good with an evil toolset. He was fun.

Many people also feel that the earth is flat, or that horse medicine cures COVID, or that YOUNG SHELDON is worthwhile.

Gonna make up bumper stickers reading EVERY POPE IS IN HELL.

I bet the Pope doesn't have to deal with emails.

Discovering I am angry-by-way-of-hungry and realizing I should not have responded to that last email. Ah, well.

imagine giving someone the time of day if they call it 'DnD'

Scrubs, even if you ignore the pseudo-reboot ninth season. I don't know if BtVS suffers a decline in quality per se, but it feels so tired in S5-7 and S7 is hard to watch.

Roku City to Walmart Whoville is the exact opposite of a glow-up.

Suddenly reminded how much I hated Kylo Ren's saber. I liked the unstable, flickery look of the blade but those fucking quillons still enrage me to this day.

dipshits watermarking their gen 'ai' images are the absolute bottom of the well

"there's no third places" Wrong. There's volcanoes.

Where is the robo-shower. Where.

retvrn

Going to pull dinner from the oven and wailed (autistically) WHEEERE ARE MY IMPLEMENTS

Thanksgiving reminder that if one of your parents sucks, I'm that parent now. If they both suck, I'm both your parents. I love you and I'm proud of you, kiddo.

currently dying Elvis-style

as a non-binary person, my fervent wish is to be left alone. don't think or talk about us anymore until you can all behave like adults. go away. personally speaking, of course

when something reminds you of balls feel free to call it “scrotesque”

I got my 'tism in one hand and my .454 Casull in the other. Approach the fuckin' bench.

unmake them

pretty messed up that the grinch doesn't wear pants and decided to live at the highest point in town

ADHD & Autism often co-occur

According to Math™, I am a hair away from being (theoretically) able to meet the bench goal I set for myself by end of year. I'm too skeered to try it today, but I've got five weeks left.

TMZ is on at the gym and they're doing some story about how somebody is '10% straight' and 'still hooks up with women'. TMZ are on a completely different axis than Fox, but they need to be destroyed just as much.

Left earbud officially dead; won't charge at all. This is the third pair in four years to lose the left side and I even splurged for nice ones this time. What the fuck?

Hard not to respond to someone's post about things they saw in Target like WHY ARE YOU IN TARGET, MOTHERFUCKER

That article like 'please buy a new phone, my economy is dying' is hilarious. It's making me even more committed to trading my smartphone for a dumbshit flip phone.

Tagin' Dragon.

although ironically, all monoliths are women

if i could start again a million miles away i'd be dead in space eh, either way

Kind of excited to put up the Yule decor this week.

Intergalactic planetary WHAT, gentlemen?

Why would you *want* to find the geeks and gamers in the crowd?

mandela effected

Blew through Chuck Tingle's CAMP DAMASCUS in about three hours. It is incredible. I'm putting it on my (very short!) list of books I would buy so I can read it whenever I want.

I am having a challenging brain day. Part of me wishes to bake about it, but a larger part wishes only to lay facedown in some ditch and wait to expire.

I've had like 600 calories today and everything hurts. I wonder why.