4 PM is work computer sleepytime.

It's been three years since we moved into our house and every single week I go 'I gotta make some calls about getting solar panels installed' and every week I forget immediately. Bad enough I missed all the subsidies, but now there's some extra volume due to the Iran sitch. Ugh.

the grink is so ancient that the holiday it evolved to ruin no longer exists. really makes u think

I hate that the trans flag looks like the baby aisle in a 1980s department store

I had a cool dream and now real life is disappointing.

I'm not boycotting Target. I'm a priestess of the ancient Roman religion. It's impious for me to be in the presence of the dead.

Belovèd has put on Louis Theroux' documentary on the manosphere and I guess I'm going in the other room for a while.

Yogi Bear is innocent. He's a bear. The woods is HIS land. Humans went in and stole that from him and set up a park in HIS home. Ranger Smith is a cog in a fascist machine. Let the bear have his damn sandwich.

I don't think you can plan a Post™. It's either off-the-cuff or you're melting down and Posting Through It; neither involves foresight or craft.

gonna go broke doing war stuff for no reason but maybe we could save money by making flag small

this website is free and it shows

I'm envious of people who have cool-looking pride flags. The agender one is fine, but the enby and trans ones are hella ugla.

Damn, they cancelled THE RECRUIT? I kinda liked that one.

Liberté, fraternoté, Emgalité. Fingers crossed.

I went to Lava Lamp dot com the other day because I think it's ridiculous that I, a noted Slime Lover, don't have one. Every single product on the website was sold out. I fear for Lava Lamp.

this is all I have ever wanted

This is maybe a semantic issue, but I wouldn't say that I'm 'boycotting' Target. I just removed them from my options, is all.

I tried that 'color perception' test but it keeps locking up at round 10.

There shouldn't be any people on banknotes.

They should be humiliated and discredited to the extent they need to change the company name like the dog food brand in mad men. Lawyers must be retained. Multiple beach houses forfeited.

It shouldn't fall to trans people to explain to cis people why creating laws that effectively amount to "If you have or ever had a penis, you must behave this way; If you have, or ever had a vagina, you must behave this other way" is horrifically dangerous for everyone's rights.

Gym did an inventory refresh towards the beginning of the year and now there's a whole new crop of Plates I Can't Trust. Also, it's hard to match plates now and I hate it.

(to the tune of the Maybelline jingle) 🎶 maybe it's pro-o-drome

Am I alone in finding a really passive-aggressive vibe to 'please xyz at your earliest convenience'?

I'm at the airport bus / I'm at the airplane stairs I'm at the combination airport bus and airplane stairs

I don't see other gym-goers when I'm in there. If I got time to perceive, I got time to heave.

Leg day, innit. First one in a couple of weeks where I expect it to be a 'normal' leg day and not fucked up by weird squat-related pain or whatever happened the week before last.

Pet peeve triggered by scrollin' the TL just now: 'helm' and 'helmet' are not interchangeable. If a heavily-armored knight wore it, it's a 'helm'. If you can describe it in technical terms like 'bascinet' or 'sallet with bevor', it's not a 'helmet'.

All my warm-weather shoes have absolutely no support: Cons and TOMS. I should maybe consider looking into some insoles or something, at my advancèd age and with my advancèd knee problèms.

If anyone needs me, I'll be moving to Patagonia.

imagine fighting in the child molestor wars on the side of the child molestors

I'm not afraid to admit I don't understand 'give your balls a tug' at all. What's it meant to accomplish? What's it supposed to mean? Confusing.

Last time I bought plants at my Friendly Local Witchy Store's poison plant sale, I found a motherwort had smuggled itself into one of my belladonna pots. The pretty ladies didn't survive the winter — I don't think? — but the motherwort did. Guess I should figure out what it's for.

Undiagnosed ADHD is bad, but I think the most damaging part of it is spending an entire childhood feeling like a Bad Kid no matter how hard you try not to be. You can't pay attention (you want to), you don't try hard enough (you want to), and you waste your time on useless stuff (you don't want to).

this website's covered in the stuff

The thing about 'we're borrowed $50 billion a week' that really sticks out to me is this: who the absolute fuck is loaning money to this fucking country?

maybe you can't but im built different

Matters of mortality

'I regret my vote!' Fascinating. Face the wall, thank you.

It's so cool that logging on to the Internet these days feels like having a gas leak in my house

I dimly remember a time when it felt like this country, vile though it was, had some substance. Nowadays it's like that planet from Futurama that's been mined entirely out and is just a thin shell with a vast amount of nothing inside.

'Chief Innovation Officer'? First, we're just making up new C-level titles, huh? Second, what has that dweeb ever innovated?

If literally everyone on earth to agreed to pretend everything before 1940 was in black and white, kids born today on would believe it. But we don't do cool things like this, instead we have unnecessary wars.

Tonight's batch o' cookeries includes a substitution of bread flour; vanilla paste instead of extract; and some additional chocolate in the form of chopped Ghirardelli. Should be interestin'.

*says nothing* *stims subtly* *leaves quietly* -ancient autistic proverb

the existence of mortality is disappointing and frustrating. the finitude of existence limits our ability to experience everything in life, and I think we should get a refund

tag urself im air magneto

why did we even domesticate peeves