octubber

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

Is the 'juice' in 'gin and juice' euphemistic or do we mean actual juice? In the latter case, is there a particular kind? Could I be sippin' on, for example, gin and cran-grape?

I have 'Gin and Juice' stuck in my head, but my usual method of dealing with earworms — ludicrous lyric substitutions — is not working this time.

400% bodyweight leg press, 3×10. Getting there.

Guy at the gym is wearing what looks like a stocking cap. I love it. Very power-gnome.

Doesn't feel like Wednesday. I don't know what it does feel like; only that it feels off.

Now I wanna try eating a pancake by picking it up, folding it, and biting off the end.

I am so curious about how this sounds. Piezos and internal mic?

I am still having a hard time getting over this we are in fact actually ruled by a small cabal of child rapists who want to destroy the world thing.

As always, my thoughts are with the brave warriors of Salem, MA this spooky season.

Been a while since I did a spooky name change.

this is what happens when you force sand to think

(spooky) rabbit, (spooky) rabbit

NONE of these farts is free from sin.

more like government shitdown

My book consumption rate has fallen sharply since late summer. I hope I can get my shit back together soonish.

I know ol' Whiskeyleaks is a drunkard and all, but when did the Army ever allow beards after, like, the Civil War?

ffffffffffffffart

I worked for the government in 2013, when it shut down for 2½ weeks. Not a great time for my bank account, but it was lovely to be told I wasn't *allowed* to go to work.

countries only do this when they are in severe distress, &c.

Being all migrainey for two straight days makes me feel like even shittier of a partner than I usually do.

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

Gonna start calling insulin "pancreas affirming care"

i DEEPLY hate the term. it's patronizing, it's a stupid euphemism, it plays into the transphobic notion that cis people are humoring us, it's epistemological oppression to avoid saying the word trans, 90% of the shit cis people do isn't called "gender affirming", etc it's fucking trans healthcare.

laboobboob

Sometimes the echolalia is wicked powerful. Right now, my brain will not let go of the Futurama line 'Michelle? I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it'.

Living in this country and being ruled by these people is making it really hard for me to rid my vocabulary of words like 'idiot' and 'imbecile'.

♫ so take a look it's chingachgook mohican rainbowww

bondidgeridoo

I swear I've muted some of these accounts before.

Government's BEEN shut down since the new guy moved in.

more like cpu bitchmark

Sick of spaces in place-names. You're not 'San Diego', you're 'Sandiego'. Get used to it.

Calling yourself a warrior is like calling yourself a genius. If you have to say it, you're not.

i'll admit that if i had the ability to call every US general and admiral into a room, i would also call them a bunch of losers

Imagine being lectured by a guy called 'Pete'.

forcing the iana to create a .cum tld

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

Stuck in my head: Maria Taylor - Time Lapse Lifeline

marilyn siobhánroe

🎶 so take a look it's my right hook it's beating rainbowwww

That Weird Al song where he's asking a baker if he has any bear claws hits real different when you don't know that 'bear claw' is a kind of pastry.

How many bear asses? Cool, see you in five.

if the way I feel were an italian painter, it would be garabaggio

Feels like prodrome. In the absence of any significant incoming Weather™, I guess I just…get them every Monday now?

Just found a dead black widow next to my belladonnas. That's probably a good omen.

higgledy-piggledy

I've just realized it's all my fault, friends. I haven't banged pots and pans on New Year's Eve since about 2012, and look how all these years have gone.

Who knows how to reach the orcas?