Zero surprises here. Luiz Bonfá remains the goat.

Ohhhhh my god you don’t like Christmas? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Krampus?

We can all agree this is one of the creepiest logos in history, right?

Oh awesome, I've always wanted a 2 bedroom 10 bathroom house and one of them has *two* tubs.

“Pilot the dang Eva Bill, or Dale will have to do it again for gods sake.”

The only video I can think of to share at this portion of family Thanksgiving is Connor O'Malley -- Restart The Irish Mob. Sometimes it's better to say nothing and contribute in other ways youtu.be/oYLxkGz00d0?...

Part of my family lore is that my cousin in San Antonio had recorded an episode of MST3K called Girls Town off Comedy Central on to a Betamax tape, and we would watch it every time we would go for a visit. I’ve never heard anyone talk about the episode, but we can all quote it by heart to this day.

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

Turning into my mother (complimentary)

donating my body to the hydraulic press youtube channel

Sometimes the work speaks for itself.

I started rewatching The West Wing (I know I know) and 2 things stick out to me: 1. Richard Schiff is the best actor on this show, and it's not particularly close and 2. Aaron Sorkin has been writing the same therapy session into his shows for like 30 years at this point.

"Don't bury an acorn you can't scurry out on in a second if you feel a car is coming."

This squirrel starring in a damn Michael Mann film

If you or someone you know is looking for a place in Austin, I am looking for a roommate. I rent a house (lease renewal in August) and have been living here by myself, so up for essentially any move-in date. I'm sober and trans I'm not putting up an ad on craigslist. DM me or text me for details!

I came out to my kids on Friday, and today Theo talked me into wearing a skirt today to a birthday party we went to and told me I looked good. 😊😊😊

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Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.

ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️ I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy

Mfw someone doesn't like a movie that I enjoyed

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You know what? If I’m being honest with myself? I’d probably refuse some loads.

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

I bet if the Boss Baby met Stewie from Family Guy they would probably hate each other at first but develop a begrudging respect over time.

me when strange men feel compelled to let me know that they think a movie I like is bad

One time in high school, me and some friends went to the movies, and one of my friends was playing DDR beforehand. At one point while he was playing, I looked over and my other friends was standing behind him and doing this. It’s unclear to me if he was trying to help him or hurt him.

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

It’s really cool that when you say “ugh the disgusting sex story again” you have to clarify if it’s the horrible criminal one or the one that’s horrible but legal

Olivia Nuzlocke

Bryan Danielson, Toni Storm and Tony Schiavone #aew

the disassociated press

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

PUNCH THICKNECK

Absolutely lost it at this dubbing in A Better Tomorrow II, America baby

Recently found out a person I had found to be obnoxious is also a genuine piece of shit!

Bro, this is an average GDQ hangout. You're not special.

I'll be celebrating Transgender Awareness Week in the traditional way: jumping out of the bushes and yelling, "I'M TRANS" at strangers on the street.

Samoa Joe is, without a doubt, my favorite wrestler. He. Just. Does. Everything.

"Hey my girlfriend saw you guys from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe" I don't think about dream matches too much but I can't stop thinking about this one.

It's not free. The price is that you have to download and install Ubisoft Connect.

Just realized that in Tame Impala’s new song, he rhymes “dracula” with “spectacula”. His mind.

The Appropriately Sized Sleep

Bringing this back in honor of Noirvember — my list of 12 movies to watch next if you love THE MALTESE FALCON!