It’s time to be honest with myself: I don’t actually like playing video games. What I like is downloading them onto various portable consoles.

This is great. I'll take all the Remember Some Guys-style interviews with character actors that you've got, and this is an especially good one.

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.

This is the type of shit Benicio del Toro was on in OBAA.

Did you know that when you post a movie to Letterboxd there’s no verification process that you’ve actually seen the movie? You can just say whatever you want. I’ve seen Citizen Kane 400 times.

Sad news everyone, I’m officially pulling the plug on Brightsiders, my super fan podcast for the 2017 movie Bright. I still feel like there were many interesting topics left to discuss but after 7 years of weekly episodes I’ve learned that no one has ever listened to the show.

If you’ve ever heard me use the phrase “I call that progress,” please know that I am directly quoting Miami Vice (2006).

Happy Birthday, Don Callis. I got you some socks, you bald fuck.

Watching The Thing (because how could I not) and covering Pepper’s little puppy eyes during the opening.

Instagram finally figured out I’m trans, and now all my ads are for cute clothes. Fuck.

Considering getting into Commander so I can meet more tgirls in my area.

There’s a lot of dumb shit that nerds like to get pedantic about, but Alien has to be the worst. Anyone who has ever complained “That’s not how the xenomorph lifecycle works!” should be pushed out of a moving car.

You’ll never store eggs!

I see that prompt a lot that is like “every queer person has that photo of them as a kid that gave it away”, and I don’t know where it is, but somewhere there’s a photo of me as a child at my aunt and uncle’s house dressed up as Tinkerbell.

My favorite genre of music is probably Songs You Would Hear in an Elevator in a Movie That Takes Place in the 60s.

Please sign my petition to get AEW to change the theme song for Collision to “Crash” by Dave Matthews Band.

The primary recurring theme throughout the Alien franchise is “Sometimes robots are good… but other times? They’re bad 😈”.

I do love that Raymond, sir

I might have just talked my D&D group into letting me run a one shot that they’ll… never forget.

Why ORANGE CASSIDY rules!

I think every D&D campaign should end with the party getting cryogenically frozen and then waking up in the year 2001. On September 10. They have 24 hours.

Doing a Benedict Wong Horror Triple Feature! (Weapons, Annihilation, Prometheus)

You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take. But also, if you’re me, you miss 100 percent of the shots you *do* take too. I’m bad at basketball!

*I’m* not listening to The Greatest Love of All and crying! *You’re* listening to The Greatest Love of All and crying!

Mel Gibson walks up to whiteboard, scratches out The Passion of the Christ 2 and writes The Pa$$ion of the Chri$t 2

Director AND anti-fascism expert? Is there anything Zach Cregger *can't* do!?

The Grabber sounds like an Andy Daly CBB character

yeah I'm on mastodon, mastod on deez nuts

I made this in like 60 seconds in Paint.

"Since it's October, I'm trying to get caught up on all the horror I missed this year." Oh yeah, a lot of good horror movies have come out in 2025. "Movies? I'm talking about the dang news!"

I watched Weapons last night, and a little moment I really enjoyed was at the end when Josh Brolin is walking through that families' living room and the woman is holding her daughter and yelling "There's glass everywhere, and I can't find her shoes!"

Sinners, Weapons, 28 Years Later 2025 really is the year of pluralized movie titles.

now you listen here ya dingus egg

Muad’Di B Cooper

I don’t know how people can expect me, a trans woman, to vote for this man, or really any dem who doesn’t support my right to exist.

It's October, so I'm rewatching The Empty Man, and I can't help but think that this movie would have done better at the box office if the poster tagline was "This October: Get emptied."

*Extremely Guy Who Didn't Watch Alien: Earth Voice* Why didn't they just put the aliens in cryo?!?

My kids started yelling "Mondo viche!" when they get excited so much so that I do it now too. None of us have any idea what it means.

I’m ready to call it: water is the king of all liquids

I spent the weekend shotgunning Alien: Earth, and hey guess what it was good. I even enjoyed the cornball needle drops at the end of every episode.

My mom gave me one of the best birthday presents I’ve ever gotten today.

Dinkum? I hardly know ‘em!

31 years of the biggest seed bell you have… no, that’s too big. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.

I had to expunge my thoughts on Bluesky's current, uh, choppy waters into a proper blog post (which jay can't take down for being too mean or saying 'lol' in a threatening way) azhdarchid.com/delusions-of...

I’m sorry. I know we’re not supposed to participate in tribalism or whatever. But it’s really hard not to think about how in one wrestling company they are actively promoting their ties to our fascist president and in the other how the men’s world champion is posting badass shit like this.

Oh I loved her in the Conjuring movies.

I don’t think we, as a society, have ever fully reckoned with how funny the name “ball peen hammer” is.

Holy fuck dude. These are the official hamburger buns of Little League

One of the perks of transitioning is that you have a whole new name to make Halloween puns out of.