It's 1987. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters. It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.

The twist ending is going to be that Clinton and Trump weren’t pedos but are desperately trying to hide that they are in love with each other and we’re using the island to discreetly hook up. Calling it now

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

New level of sports parent Hell unlocked this morning: 7am practice on a Saturday. The upside is that I have already gone to the gym.

I hope so, but I'm skeptical

Sad but true

😂😂😂😂😂

Important explainer.

i love how the right likes to invoke bill clinton like its a d+d protection spell on epstein stuff. if clinton is in these files, he can fuck all the way off.

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It's hard to overstate what a disaster Kash Patel is. See the many disturbing details here, from @vermontgmg.bsky.social, an expert on the FBI. "The longer this chaos continues," he writes, "the more likely we’re going to face a catastrophic intelligence failure." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

This whole alleged Trump/Clinton thing sounds like some very white boy shit...

The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.

If the Epstein files prove that Bill Clinton raped children, he should go to jail. See how easy that was, Republicans?

this, exactly. I remember a while back reading an interview with a social worker who would be called by evangelical churches and asked to provide training about how parents can protect kids against CSA. and she'd be like, well, the main thing is respecting their bodily autonomy, that's huge.

I think rather than better spray defenses we need to concentrate on teaching men not to attack women.

now ... what's unhealthy is using your droopy eye to lie to your state senator wife... and making your girlfriend take the economy uber down to the tryst.

This is a correct take. Again I say, the Epstein Files are Mueller is Coming 2.0.

I don't buy this Trump/Clinton story. Nothing about it makes sense or is consistent w/ how we know those dudes get down. Is it funny to joke about? Obviously, but no way it's true.

youngkin serving the commonwealth by conspiring with the white house to destroy one of its flagship educational institutions

Related: without The Gap Band we'd never get Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit...and I just love this story

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

democrats and leftists both act as if its impossible to be for both - economic justice/opportunity - racial/gender equity i want a candidate who says black lives matter, leave trans kids alone, women have the right to an abortion and tax the billionaires this aint hard

Neck n' neck

JFC, right on.

it's got to be kind of surreal, gathering in the white house SITUATION ROOM like you're in some kind of high-stakes political thriller but it's for crisis meetings on what to say about your boss paying for handjobs from underaged models in the 90s

“This isnt the America I know!” Black People:

The base has been prepped for this shit for DECADES… Modern morality says minors can’t consent, but the Bible says different about pre-teen/teen brides: “iT uSe To Be NoRmAL” Sen. Lankford said in a deposition that 13 y.o. can consent to sex, including his own daughters—he was a SBC youth director…

Also gender is a fucking scam. You should be able to present how you want to present and do the activities you want to do. High femme AMAB who likes carpentry? Go off! Super masc AMAB who also enjoys wearing makeup? Have a blast! Let people enjoy their fucking lives!

Do NOT google the words "fournier's gangrene." You have been warned.

The one that warns of a fatal taint infection as a possible side effect is my favorite

every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔

Former UVA president Jim Ryan, who resigned over the summer due to pressure from the Trump Administration, just shared this 12-page letter with the Faculty Senate, detailing his experience with the Board of Visitors and DOJ. It's a surreal--and troubling--read. drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...

So glad I came to the office for the all hands today that has now been moved to Monday. C'mon son! This is bullshit, I could have teleworked today.

She should really stop talking.

'feminism is when you defend the powerful for protecting a paedophile sex ring targeting young girls'

Oh please! This is so needlessly dramatic. It's the same shit that's been going on since forever; a bookie had runners on a college campus. There was one in every dorm and frat house when I was in college. www.espn.com/college-spor...

Within the margin of error of The Crazification Factor.

Going through these emails like this

Intelligence officials warn that the unreleased files are “worse for Trump than previously understood.” Oversight staff warn the ongoing government shutdown has frozen the next document release, delaying full release of the Epstein files. #OpDeatheaters

Jeffrey Epstein: "Have them ask my houseman about donald [Trump] almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door." #OpDeathEaters

Start looking up who all took money from Russia and Israel

My favorite thing about Eddie Murphy is that he won’t miss an opportunity to remind us that Bill Cosby ain’t shit.

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?

working at the nyt

I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

Just when you think [waves hands] any of this can't possibly get any worse, it does. Can it be any clearer that, like Comey, the NYT chose to both smear Hilary and provide cover for Drümpf?