Do i care that this is a mid life crisis??? No Matthew Knowles mid life crisis was a baby with a woman he barely knew

Showing up to anime conventions as a Christian to harass cosplayers by calling it demonic is such loser behavior lmfaooo. Just start pointing and laughing and them 😭😭😭

What Bible verse is: "Take him out, blow him up"?

Definitely bringing this up the next time someone from outside the USA starts talking crazy in the wake of the next appalling mass shooting. And there will be a next one.

Loving someone through addiction is rough. The way this gambling thing is about to turn folks lives UPSIDE down. Prayers up

By far my favorite leafy green vegetable. With a squeeze of lemon, few scrapes of parm, and a pinch of salt?

As long as no one messes with their stock portfolio, anything goes, I guess.

Was just arguing with a boomer online who thinks Dem Socialists should be ostracized and locked out of the Dem party. Dude said if backed into a corner, he'd rather side with Trump than DSA's finest. But *we're* the threat?!?!

Gangs who sell drugs, traffick girls and murder black people in a points system . All proven in a court of law, all by inside informants .

People have been setting off fireworks in DC for a long time. Plan accordingly.

Roses are red Sweet is their scent

When I tried to check in the desk attendant called me classist for wanting to book a room when some people have never had a room

You won’t expect nary a nanosecond of this 5 second video

I have discovered that all the entrances to Union Station, save one, are locked when you arrive before 5 am. The one that isn’t locked has a very gruff and not particularly pleasant security guard that will not permit entry without an Amtrak ticket.

Read this whole thread (less than 10 posts). It could just as easily be applied to DC politics, or darn near any other polity in the United States.

I'm calling it: the great american state fair is worse than the glasgow willy wonka experience

If I find just one 30x30 pixelcluster from my images in one of those abysmal AI images, I will get a cutthroat American copyright lawyer and sue this asshole for the golden asteroid he'd need to mine to pay me the penalty he then would owe me.

Your regular “Marcus Hook is the bonkers place that train and turnpike people think most of New Jersey is like”

Bartees Strange is pushing music forward by refusing the limits of labels & genres. You’ll hear a guitar lick that slides from the Isley Brothers into the Eagles & makes perfect sense. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

People still screaming “Baba-Booey!” at the golfers on tour?

Literally manifesting a united front against the will of their own constiuency with a swiftness and vigor they could not muster to even feign resistance to open fascism

Conversely, a habit of watching obscure foreign language art films does not make you a budding auteur.

the owner of my bar just showed me this “report” he wrote for sunday school when he was a kid. i am fucking crying

Not just a bad take, but leading off with Woody Allen dick riding?

Toki Underground on H Street has a solid HH with $3 off ramen, $2 off appetizers, $4 draft beer, $2 off cocktails, $5 Yuzu sake. 5-6:30p weekdays, 11:30a-5p weekends

This is the second reference to a Nubian ibex I’ve heard in the last 24 hours.

It's summertime, and for the 29th year in a row the official Song of the Summer is "Music Sounds Better With You" by Stardust

Chainsmoker Cat (2023)

Hell yeah brother

I’m assuming this is Ai slop until proven otherwise.

I’ll take it.

Ha!! Took the Metro for a 1 stop ride from Stadium-Armory to Potomac Ave.

The Gaggle O' Pedophiles would have no problem doing this if it suited their needs.

Went to the Great American State “Fair” yesterday so you don’t have to. Not a funnel cake, corn dog, bucket lemonade, or fried Snickers in sight. The only ride is the Ferris Wheel. It’s not that kind of state fair, y’all. Saxophones were not added to this recording.

W E A K S A U C E

41 year old soldier standing 6' 6 1/2" tall busted me straight in my chest while I was standing on the bottom step, I'm lucky my sternum didn't collapse.

Indeed, that’s where the crazy comes from.

Like there's shit people post about Elon on Xitter I find far more embarassing than giving him $25 That's just a value judgement tho lol

Huh. So we've hit the "rewriting history" portion of the program.

As you should

All I'm gonna say is that some games were $60 in the 80's/90's.

New Jersey STAND UP!!!!!!!!

Yes. I can believe that you believe that. That’s the problem.

Empires hate one kind of Leader above all: The one who Teaches his People they are Not Poor They Are Robbed. ~ Patrice Lumumba

So I'm working on my radio stories. I've concluded Satan has a special place prepared for Marco Rubio. Dawg your family is from Cuba. And Cuba can barely breathe already, & you gleefully slam down even more brutal sanctions to oppress your own kin. God don't like that, sir!