I wanna suck the soul outta his pretty ass dick.

Also limit your access. On the skyline cool. Offline or dm be very cautious. This is my rule of before I ever logged on. I'm leery of anyone always asking me about my business. If I volunteer cool. If you're always asking for an update on something meh idk. Again this works for me.

Tonight's edition of #GuessTheBathroom

JFC the slander that small men endure is brutal and cruel.

I dunno man, I need the music to help me attain flow state.

First stop at the new Atlas Brew Works joint in the "Bridge District". Place is gorgeous, has food, and opens at 11am daily. Def gonna use this as an alt laptop hobo location.

Fuckin' A, more cuts to my contract are coming. I feel like my team is safe because we've already been cut down to the bone & we have a powerful patron, but walking around w/ your asshole tight cause you don't know if you getting thrown out the boat is no way to live.

Sorry bro! I left the office at Noon and am currently on my last meeting of the day.

I'll fight every ghost that pops up for $30k in a day and come back the next night.

It’s staggering How swiftly states in the South can still move to stymie Black voters And how ready they were to do so

CTRL+F "Safaera"

“Vote harder” messaging on the day a state Supreme Court just invalidated the results of an election is not an inspiring choice.

It's been awhile since I've read "The Hellbound Heart," but the original depictions of Cenobites is of a species that were both amoral and more-or-less genderless. Pinhead ("The Lead Cenobite" in the novella) did not have a gender. Which is sorta the point.

This is too good not to share. Amazingly, I saw it on one of my bi-weekly peeks at Facebook.

You claim to hate "AI" (at best it's overpromise underdeliver machine learning for consumers) but have been using Siri for 15 years. Make it make sense. Did you not grasp they were using your data for training? Having had a Pixel for at least as long I've always been wary of using any of it.

Reminds of the days of Pope Francis, dropping bars and memes.

All I asked was for you to put on a cowboy hat during reverse cowgirl and make a few giddy up noises is that so wrong?!

Continually surprised at how many companies still do pre-employment drug screens. It’s expensive, it creates a really negative onboarding experience, and it doesn’t actually tell you whether someone will come to work impaired.

Never going to understand how it doesn't violate the 4th & 5th amendments when the gov't does it.

would be a mistake to think of this and the other Memphis-related news item as completely separate stories

Why did they spend so much time teaching Gen X about quicksand, instead of preparing us for how utterly stupid things would become?

It is way too busy for a Friday where 2/3 of the people in the office are on leave, AWS, or telework. Ain't no way I'm staying here til the bitter end.

I saw someone say that Don Lemon came back from being down 3-1 to cooning and I think the same thing may apply to Michael Steele.

Part of what we're seeing is the long-foretold victory of Lee Atwater's covert racism strategy. Forty years later and journalists still have no ability to accurately describe a racist who doesn't use the n-word in public.

Do we still FW them or nah?

OMG this nigga be EATIN' eatin'!!!!

Might be time to let JPEGMAFIA go gang. He's pulling a Kanye.

and don't make me defend white women but like hello lilith fair? y'all aren't the only ones who got pushed out of the mainstream even in WHITE ROCK MUSIC. white men are some fucking crybabies my god

Watched more hoops in the last 2 weeks than I have all season. I'm strictly a playoff basketball fan. That's said: Harden is washed.

Them bots be botting

Um, excuse me? Did the Met pull a Mask of the Red Death?

Whomp, there it is!!!! Woot, there it is!!!! That's it & that's all!!!!!

Well of course Instructure / Canvas has been hacked during finals week 🫠🙃

Oh my, this is . . . not good

Footlong Foles

I know this engineer did not wait until he knew I was getting off work to jump back online. No way he did that.

Defector Publishes What Corporate Media Won't defector.com/products

I wonder if the Supreme Court sees this happening IMMEDIATELY after their ruling and considers that this is exactly the reason why we had the VRA in the first place? Nah, probably not.

We had a safety meeting about not bringing your gun to work because Virginia.

In the latest SpaceX IPO news, a portal to the depths of hell has opened near Brownsville, Texas, and the legion of the damned marching from its flaming maw have threatened "eternal torment to all who fail to allocate their entire 401K" to the latest Musk venture. Shareholder advocates urge caution.

made me look...

The “cannot beat Donald Trump in a fight / could beat a bear in hand-to-hand combat / is terrified of walking in downtown areas of US cities” voter has an uncomfortably large say in our democracy.

He dies for about a minute straight in an exagerated pseudo-slowmo. Every time you think he's done... there is another one to die for. And another. And another, etc. youtu.be/BRGTVvOfzjs

Modern technology could learn from older stuff that does what it's supposed to and doesn't bother you. My toilet just works and never sends me emails like "Good news! Flush® is now Floosh®"

For the record, I’m not scandalized. It’s just all very hilarious. The NFL, Russini, and Vrabel ALL seemed to do all they can to make it spicier than it needed to be and we, the public, love mess.

It took me nearly 20 years to pay off my student loans. I don't want the new generation of students to have student loans that they have to pay off. This is a minority position in the U.S. and speaks badly about this country.