I’m really not looking forward to the moment when a masked ICE agent rolls up on someone legally armed and gets shot. That’s when stuff is going to get wild.

He’s a piece of crap. Always has been. I’d happily beat his ass.

Oh look it’s the useless twat.

If you see ICE assault someone on the street your officers should arrest them. They’re breaking the law.

I’m not sure what Cronenworth does here or why he’s still hanging around.

My God this booth sucks ass.

PCA is as many syllables as Crow-Armstrong, so you can just say his name. It’s not hard.

More people need to learn to keep their weird intrusive thoughts to themselves.

Everyone has been standing since the 4th inning. Sit down. Do you even know how to watch baseball?

It’s ICE’s version of a snuff film. They love terrifying innocent people so these clowns can feel big and strong. I wish everyone involved the absolute worst.

Season 1 was a lot of fun. Season 2 is also fun and HOLY SHIT THEY’RE SAYING IT ALL OUT LOUD IN 2025!

The right virgin can fix him.

I’ve had about enough of these Cleveland Guardians and thankfully it seems like the Tigers have too.

If I’m in that clubhouse his name is Dirk and it’s gonna stick (pun intended).

If your name is Dingler you’d better belts some post-season HRs. Also, you don’t need to keep saying the team’s old name, booth. It’s weird you keep saying it, Sean.

I honestly did not know that they were married and I still do not care.

Self-awareness is in short supply.

One evangelist told me that he’d fact check the information anyway so if AI was sometimes wrong that’s fine. I’m sorry but that’s not good enough.

One of my fondest sports memories is turning my first double play as a second baseman. Making that turn and throw just feels good. (They were trying to hide me at second because I was suddenly old and slow.)

Bouie of course said it better. Concur.

time and time again, the people in charge prove to be the biggest idiots, only matched by the idiotic people who write nice things about them.

Bari Weiss’ entire career is built on generating fake controversies, demonizing people who disagree with her, and bullshit PR. She’s been doing it since she was in college! So of course she should lead a major U.S. news organization.

Undocumented immigrants are not eligible for federally funded healthcare—Medicare, Medicaid, ACA, all of it. Republicans claiming otherwise are just lying—badly.

Musk: Going to the moon is hard! NASA: We fucking did it 56 years ago with computers less powerful than a TRS-80, you twat.

Dave loves Saudi because they clap when he attacks trans people. Just don’t mention 9/11 or you’ll be hacksawed and stuffed in a suitcase.

If you promoted Bari Weiss over me I’d quit and burn the building down.

You have no idea how little I could care that a player’s family is at the game but sports producers cannot help themselves. We’ll get to that replay but first here’s this guy’s mom.

Nothing wrong with ebooks but as with all media if you really care about it buy a physical copy.

I’m a little tired of the narrative that the Guardians are somehow magic because they get the hit they need when they need it. They’re playing sound baseball in a way your grandpa would recognize and that’s good. And it’s much more pleasant to watch.

ABS will be good for baseball and it’s kind of crazy we didn’t do it sooner. In hindsight, expecting a human to accurately call 300+ pitches in a game in a time when almost everyone throws 95+ moving filth and everyone has a different strike zone is nuts. Most umps are good which is also amazing.

Entirely accurate. Sharing also to LinkedIn because of course.

We were always told there were strict rules for OOO replies during shutdowns. They had to be simple “govt funding lapse so we can’t yadda yadda for you.” Totally nonpartisan.

And only two of them are any good!

A sword is such a stupid gift. He’s a king. He’s probably got more swords than he needs.

Idiot will not be watching hockey because he’ll be too busy shooting animals.

Dodgers taking the Reds out behind the barn, not because they want to, but because they must.

Bednar looks like the teammate you’d have to coach through algebra two so he wouldn’t fail an exam and could make his next start.

Why hasn’t Trump gotten to the bottom of Benghazi?!

Wear it, chump. You made it real.

Excel says Davis Webb is elite.

One of my favorite genres is definitely "online trads who have clearly never taken their faith seriously being owned by the Pope espousing basic Christian ideas"

That mound visit is we need you right now and whatever you have left you need to give us. Period.

He sounds like the whiniest, drunkest member of a Below Deck crew who gets fired after the third charter.

The Democratic leadership are being fed polling that is obviously reflective of popular opinion but ignores the fact that you can also shape public opinion. They’ve never understood this. They are entirely captured by the DC industrial pollster complex.

I enjoy that Trent Grisham looks like he could’ve played in a Yankees outfield with Mickey Rivers.

It’s all mayhem. But I don’t need a break from the mayhem. I need a break from the people who can’t handle the mayhem. You need to adjust your expectations people.

Why will no woman date me?

Steve Shirripa also at the game!