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I’m just going to consume only movies and music I love for a few days. No news. No social. Tonight I watched The Sure Thing (RIP Rob) and Valley Girl. Probably do A Few Good Men. Mel and Carl and later Rob were so much a part of my growing up and loving film and comedy.

I’ll be reminding myself of this all day.

On behalf of humanity I’d like to tell 2025 to eat shit and die. And then I’m going to beat 2025 within an inch of its life. Then toss it into a ravine. Then find 2025 in the ravine and burn it to ashes. Then piss on the ashes of 2025.

I don’t know how to process the horrific fire hose of tragedy that has been omnipresent but has spiked this weekend, and I suspect I’m not alone. We aren’t meant to carry this much suffering and be able to function at “normal” capacity. Be gentle with yourself and others, if you can.

Somebody reinforce the deer stand.

The thing about being in “elite” circles is you realize on average no one is smarter or dumber than the guys you played softball with. Jimmy had a good job and was diligent. Donny was a grifter. Stevie would sleep with anything. Lucy had a personality disorder. Wherever you go it’s the same mix.

Great arm. Durable. Regular. But seems to emotionally unstable and at war with himself at times.

SOURCE: The Oakland Athletics have signed right-handed reliever Carbon Granola to a two-year deal.

They all deserve several season of Shadeur attempting football for their teams. We’ll pass him around from team to team so all they can all enjoy some of the experience.

I’ve gotten blocked by several accounts that just share anti-Trump dreck and do reply guy shit to big stupid anti-Trump grift accounts and all I can say is thank you for saving me the effort. What the fuck is wrong with you idiots.

She was as sleazy “reporter” in a relationship with another sleazy “reporter” so finding a third sleazy “reporter” shouldn’t have been too difficult.

As I said earlier, Republican meltdowns are always better because they eat their own and everyone deserves it.

The New York Times is dedicated to infecting the nation with whatever stupid trend is being generated by dumb people you’d never want to meet or spend time with.

We kept hiring more CPB guys every year and my sense is none were qualified to hold any position in law enforcement. It’s just a large gang of thugs supported by your tax dollars who enjoy terrorizing people. ICE hires are now somehow worse.

Even Belichick used scissors. Biff looks like he chewed the sleeves clean off. And ate them.

The Don’t Sleep with Employees Challenge. Difficulty: Apparently somehow impossible.

Where you from, bitch?

i gotta hand it to the "let's ban african immigrants from voting" lobby, they got the one spokesman who could convince me.

One of my favorite on some of the worst Yankees teams ever to take the field.

It was carrying one of America’s favorite drugs.

He didn’t and he isn’t. Ezra is suck a putz.

They described his speech as a “xenophobic tirade” which is accurate and an improvement.

If you can’t pay your labor then you don’t have a business. There is no magic that will change this. But if I was a guy who made a lot of money on one well-times bet I’d get why you do not grasp this fact. The Oompa Loompas aren’t showing up to provide you free labor. Someone has to do the job.

Name a single House or Senate leader who has ever been a great communicator. They are a product of their membership. That is who they serve. They are not prime ministers. They do not lead the government. They do not have national profiles.

If they’re armed, they’re a target. Period. Don’t want to get blown up? Surrender is an option.

I’ll know when I’m slowing up because I’d get called out for falling asleep in meetings and occasionally popping my pants. People tend to point these things out unless they’re terrified of you.

Someday, in the distant future, historians will wonder what our time was like. They will find this quote and they will understand.

I enjoy other teams complaining about their QB situations when I consider Jameis Winston and Russell Wilson have started games for my team. Cry me a river.

He thinks he’s edgy when he’s really just a fucking idiot.

They’re calling it “a politician’s ideal headline.” www.westword.com/news/colorad...

No, Laura, I do not wish to speak with you.

HILARIOUS.

At least it’s not the Giants.

Kevin knows math.

Harbaugh realizing all his receivers are terrible and remembering to run the ball.

Scott Van Pelt wear a suit and shirt that fit properly challenge.

Never change, Eric Adams.

Okay.

Herbie Looks Like Shit (2019)

Maybe Hurts and Herbert are color blind? Have they been tested?

“Analytics say go for it here but that’s not Harbaugh’s style.” - Troy Aikman describing Jim Harbaugh’s war on math

the 70s, man

Put in on a plaque in Canton.

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