What if there was a song about giving someone the beat, and possibly even freeing their soul?

I’m from the South, I don’t need no damn Yankee “northern”-ass lights.

Apr 1st - Police officer He Qiwu is dumped by his girlfriend named May on 1 April. 📽️📅 Chungking Express (1994)

Growth is when you go from being Calvin to being Calvin’s dad.

That's right

Speed Racer theatrical rerelease and chill

Kush got me feelin like white Erika Kirk

“Stab me with a gun.”

$40 for a full tank. Are we winning yet?

Almost missed the Criterion sale, damn. What have I become?

It’s extremely easy to not give J.K. Rowling any of your money.

Every spam email is like "Failure notice" like bruh you think I don't notice? Why do you think I'm in therapy, Mr. Spammer?

Getting called a coward 30 years from now because I refused to be drafted to invade Iran is gonna be so cool.

Inventing a type of Italian who thinks Mario is a deeply racist caricature of Italians.

There is apparently a politics going on on this website between people who are big deals on social media. None of them has ever gone with their coworkers to confront their boss about shared grievances, which is legally considered “protected collective action” and the start of union organizing.

While you’re chanting “RIP Chuck Norris” or “RIP Nicholas Brendon” I’m chanting “RIP Robert Mueller and the rule of law!”

I’m an adult who can be trusted with memes.

I’d have an absolute monster Eurorack synthesizer, I’ll tell you what.

Drunk bar friend wishing me a “happy Leif Eriksson Day, if that’s what day it is.”

We all need to take a step back, breathe and stop putting Hormuz's sexuality into a box.

Basically any prog/arena rock from the late 1970's or early 1980's would do the trick but let's go with Come Sail Away for right now.

Explaining to zoomers what life was like before the towers fell like

Had to pay a full $33 for gas. I’m joining the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

The Thicc And The Dead

Happy Ides of March to anyone hanging around Mar-a-Lago with knives today.

Perrin Mothma from Andor lookin ass

This Caturday, meet the black-footed cat. It’s the smallest wild cat in Africa, only growing ~8 in (20 cm) tall & weighing ~4.4 lbs (2 kg). Nevertheless, its hunting success rate is 60%—and has a recorded kill rate of 10-14 prey per night. Photo: Patrick Ch. Apfeld, CC-BY-3.0, Wikimedia Commons

“Day’s almost over.”

White dude wearing a hoodie that just says “YEEZUS” in the year of our Lord 2026.

Chugging so much NyQuil that I experience the spice agony and become the Kwizatz Haderach.

You wouldn’t Jeanne a Dielman

2000’s nu-metal band picking out a stage costume: “Yeah can I get the Mulholland Drive special? You know the scene.”

*hoping without Googling that no one involved has been cancelled in the past decade* What if we all made Stone Temple Pilots cool again?

Bashar al-Assad bitterly sending “Who must go?” memes of himself as he boots 12 year olds from the Call of Duty match waiting room.

There used to be no country for old men until they invented Zionism for old men. That’s how we got Florida.

Camping checklist: Fuel? Done, easy. Fire? Yeah we can make one no sweat. That which I desire? Hmm… seems a bit vague. Let’s workshop this a bit.

ahh yeah here she comes, big kay en, kristi noem herself, looks like she brought a bag lunch, smart

Drop something RED

Double tap strikes are almost certainly a war crime per the Geneva Conventions, but no one since the War on Terror started cares about that for anything other than propaganda hot air.

John Farterman

Where was that one post someone did

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a bank window.

Posting top secret Death Star schematics to the WarThunder forums

The line has moved less than it has grown.

Wearing my “Fly Emirates” Arsenal jersey as I pilot a drone into a Dubai skyscraper.

When we say no war but class war we mean that no one in Iran is poisoning our water or stealing our wages or kidnapping our neighbors. And the people who are? They're spending our money on killing Iranians

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Remember explaining to people nearly a decade ago that the thing Democratic politicians hate (and that Trump loves) about Putin is that he doesn’t pretend to be working off of 20th century liberal internationalist ideas, and they too wish they could shed those pretensions.

Opinion polls from January showed 70% of people in the US don’t want war in Iran but it doesn’t matter because 100% of people on television or in office do.