Classic “what is this, dad?” show I loved but didn’t understand from my childhood that became more beloved when I understood it.

Not the main point, but throughout this article the authors disclose the conviction history of almost every CO abuse victim they interviewed, a practice that is editorially superfluous and ethically obscene—a violation of, yes, privacy that papers routinely subject incarcerated people to. 1/

This is the last day you can post this:

Never a bad day to wake up and say “chinga la migra, el pueblo unido jamás será vencido.”

If you only need $300 to snitch on your neighbors to the gestapo you should get

Reds (1981, d. Warren Beatty) and chill

This guy is going THROUGH IT

Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone

One of those joke Twitter display names I still think about on a weekly basis is “.45-70 Government Shutdown”

hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.

I think it would be cool to live in a world where the masses of humanity don’t have to spend every waking hour toiling and begging for tablescraps while a wealthy few live in opulence and splendor, but maybe that’s just me.

This is not a dunk, I'm quoting bc this sentiment comes up a lot: If your goal is to support the workers, never, ever, ever start boycotting or pull funding from a product or company until the union asks you to. It is a VERY powerful tool that is unintentionally undermined by early cancellations.

Herr Bud… no rule a dog can’t rule Germany.. etc etc

Can’t believe NYC forgot 9/11.

Lindsey Graham and Chuck Schumer calling for regime change in New York City. Hegseth saying to the UN that the Zohran regime is manufacturing weapons of mass destruction.

Zohran taking off his mask to reveal he is Muhammad al-Mahdi, finally come out of occultation.

Vote for Zohran, but also get involved in your labor union, start talking to your coworkers about issues and whether or not you can organize to fix them, get involved with your neighbors in tenants unions, write letters to people in prison, get involved in your local abortion clinic defense group.

Whether or not Zohran wins, and whatever limitations and failures he faces in office, is less important than the hundreds of people in NYC and thousands more across the US turning to socialism for the first time and will need guidance and encouragement to become committed strugglers for liberation.

Inshallah

Flew to New York so I could vote eight times for Mamdani, but on the ninth go around I put Curtis Sliwa just for funsies.

A perfect video to post today

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

Whether or not Zohran wins, and whatever limitations and failures he faces in office, is less important than the hundreds of people in NYC and thousands more across the US turning to socialism for the first time and will need guidance and encouragement to become committed strugglers for liberation.

How’s that guy who made the “Dick Cheney Made Money On The Iraq War” Twitter account doing today?

Damn, Dick Cheney taught me it was okay to be weird (illegally invade and occupy foreign countries, ending the lives of at least half a million people and leaving behind birth defects, starvation, ruined infrastructure and sectarian violence)

Wild that for his last campaign move Zohran Mamdani executed Dick Cheney in Central Park, but he’s sure won my vote for it.

Think I just saw a human in real life browsing their phone and receive a Threads notification. Horrifying.

The problem with following academics is that the ones who are good still inevitably spend all day reading and talking to and retweeting the ones who aren’t good.

We had a good few years hanging out, little lady. Gonna miss you for a while.

Checking the MSDS on those incoming warheads and I’ve got some safety concerns about your thermonuclear launch practices…

Need someone to transfer energy directly into my muscles.

Did anyone ever figure out how many gecs that band had?

Really enjoy the Sonic Youth cover of Within You Without You, which demonstrates that George Harrison really deserved to have a fuzz and feedback era.

This feels uncannily like Asimov’s robot short Liar!, which was included in I, Robot.

So… Is there a ~mister~ Mrs. Met?

Imagine I’m quoting that “what’s your niche conviction” post here: If you’re out in public and it’s a stranger’s birthday and you interact with them, even superficially, you should offer to buy them a drink/shot/whatever.

Charles “Charlie” Brown has been laid to rest today after passing peacefully in his sleep at the age of 96. Though he faced many hardships throughout his life, Charlie Brown will be remembered for his optimism and determination in the face of failure. He is survived by his many hoes

Abolish capital punishment except for whoevert invented TV advertizements at gas pumps.

This is the year I finally play Barkley, Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden

Hey Ya is a great first half of a karaoke song.

“Don’t gaslight me! On a Monday!”

Everyone “hates math” until it’s time to calculate how much you made on overtime.

French police trying and failing so hard at looking American, meanwhile the French detective is literally Alain Delon in any Jean-Pierre Melville film.

It’s amazing how everyone who disagrees with me is an online poster who has never done real irl political activism of any kind.

☐ Do not auto-play GIFs ☒ Auto-play GIFs ☒ Except that Wolverine dong one

The Louvre thieves have issued a statement offering to return the French crown jewels if the French “stop using so many unnecessary letters in their words.”

Putting up a Craigslist post to sell some French crown jewels just to feel something.

You can’t use that word anymore, you have to call it woman daylight nowadays.