"This is gonna be one of those movies where everyone looks like they're wearing an ankle monitor." Rifftrax -- Feeders

15 YEARS AGO! Accounting for Lawyers aired! Written by Emily Cutler and directed by Joe Russo, and the trip was an accident. #OriginalAiring

#archer #sterlingarcher #ripriley

Youtube tried to suggest a Grimes song to me, I think she should be regionally locked out. No one over here wants to listen to some burnout from the mainland for ANY reason.

Serenity was released 20 years ago today! And so a canceled series, Firefly, was given a rare form of conclusion. 👌

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

Brilliant! 👇👇

Did not want to see a bunch of clips of stolen valor first thing in the morning, fucking loser.

Can you imagine being trapped in the internet and you see Mr Beast and it’s like “well at least it can’t get any worse” and then Jared Leto comes walking over a hill

The Game Of Thrones theme plays as the camera pans to me trying to fight off a seagull with a baguette

A little Vulcan wisdom. 🖖

Wtf Bluesky, free Ohio!

Good Morning #StarTrekFamily I hope y'all have a Marvelous #StarTrekMonday 😂🤣😂🖖 LLAP

My favorite non-JMS written episode. #Babylon5

‪ Alright, I just walked 2km to my bus stop, and I'll do it again in the reverse direction... in 11 hours. I just wanted to take a moment to once again curse Nanaimo transit.

There are times when weariness overtakes you, where courage feels beyond you, where staying strong is a daunting task. Take heart! The path to glory is not a straight line, and though detours and setbacks abound, the path is still there. So too is your strength, your courage, your glorious destiny.

Reasons I love #Babylon5, 26/100: That little wave.

Enjoy your Sunday, #StarTrek friends! Well... There may have been one or two, maybe three, dozen teensy concerns... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

You can’t even lure your sworn enemy into the catacombs with wine only to brick him inside the wall to endure a slow, painful death anymore because of woke

“Party till you liquify” is so incredibly threatening lmfao

Stanley Park in Vancouver is one of the most beautiful urban areas in Canada. It features half a million trees in an area one-fifth larger than Central Park in New York. Inhabited by humans for thousands of years, it has a deep history. This is the story of that park. 🧵 1/12

Im here you fuckaas bitch (Canada edition)

This is the only one of all these posts I had to block people over back in the Twitter days. Randos in the replies trying to argue with me and/it calling me stupid. Good times!

#filmsky #moviequote #grossepointeblank #johncusack

For those unaware, Nick Floyd is the literal creator of the DanDan format. Finding out that WotC did not so much as reach out to him is saddening, to say the least.

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

i got kicked out of the mall because they don't do that kind of piercing at Claire's apparently?

best episode of love boat ever

"There's no such thing as the unknown—only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood," - James T. Kirk #MTGxStarTrek #StarTrek

PSA Regarding Tylenol #Tylenol #autism #disability #adhd #realtalk #PSA #kids #children #parenting

Bosses left early, me and Buble are bored

Respectfully disagree that this is THE worst movie we’ve ever done. That would be THINGS, endured in 2022. But - it’s way up there. And it’s a special kinda incoherent / annoying combo because of the soundtrack blaring unrelated music the entire time. Eyy I’m teachin’ the controversy over here!

"You have proven your hearts are Klingon." - Gowron, son of M'Rel #MTGxStarTrek #StarTrek

We're going to warp! Destination: #MTGxStarTrek in 2026! #StarTrek

On his birthday, remembering Richard Herd, who played Admiral Owen Paris on #StarTrekVoyager and L'Kor in #StarTrekTNG's "Birthright." T.J. Hooker fans also know him as Captain Sheridan.

Joe Estevez. Robert Z'Dar. The director of Rollergator. 64 minutes. Brace yourselves: it's Guns of El Chupacabra, the worst thing we've ever done. www.rifftrax.com/guns-of-el-c...

Morning walk

At work, vigilantly guarding the swamp lest any purple gators appear. No guitar noodling yet… curse you @Rifftrax! 🤣

Honestly, this doesn't even taste like pumpkin.

The Preview Panel will be happening between 1:45 PM - 3:00 PM EST on Friday. > mcatlanta.mtgfestivals.com/en-us/experi... #MCAtlanta

I've never been to an Ikea, my only point of reference is that Ikea episode of 30 Rock. I hope I never learn more.

wearing this to jury duty

Today's the day, the trench coat comes out of the closet. It's the trifecta, cold dark and rain, Vancouver Island fall is here.