Crying over sheep with the best crew. The perfect way to start a weekend.

Happy Pride!! Hope you're having a fabulous month! 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ How are your favorite rare ships celebrating?

Listen, Dave. Can I call you Dave? We’ve decided that this tiger’s Devin Sawa haircut is somehow your fault. Please confirm or deny. But mostly confirm because we know it was you, Dave. @david-jenkins.bsky.social

AU idea: remember when the false bomb alert happened in Hawaii a few years back? Well, apparently pornhub views skyrocketed during that time. So, what if Stede Bonnet, facing what potentially might be his last few minutes on earth, finally watches gay porn 🏳️‍🌈

unfortunately i am a petty bitch so i'll always be manifesting a huge fucking downfall for everyone who was involved in cancellation of hit tv show our flag means death

LRT... Jim grew up devouring telenovela. They never talked about it, but it fueled them. As they went through life, they met Oluwande. Very naturally, a relationship grew and blossomed. It was beautiful and a little dramatic along the way, and ultimately very passionate. 🔥 (1/4)

Pirate friends tomorrow! Ahh, can't wait!

Mark him down as scared and horny. #RhysDarbyFaction #SunsOutTitsOut

I am trying to do a self-imposed rule of one per artist on that music meme, and it's made it quite challenging!

I will try very hard to not use the same 3 artists.

acting is so weird like you cannot convince me that is New Zealand comedian Rhys Darby of Flight Of The Conchords fame smacking on Oscar-winner director Taika Waititi. that is, in fact, Stede “The Gentleman Pirate” Bonnet and Edward “Blackbeard” Teach

girl dinner

Recently, I told @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social that I'd heard flamingos were a swingers symbol & Hank said they'd heard the same about pineapples & I said wouldn't it be funny if oblivious Stede & they said but worldly Ed... & well, here we are... #OFMDfanart #ofmd

For no reason whatsoever...

I have enjoyed how many fans of OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH seem to have appreciated this post. It makes a certain kind of sense I think

Update: This Stede now has a boyfriend. They are a set, do not separate 🩵💜 #ofmdfanart

WE'RE WOLVES

And I put in a request to have my refrigerator looked at. I asked for a heads up so I could clean up the area and you know, be dressed.

THE FULL BODY PHOTOGRAPHY OF ED IN THE GRAVY BASKET DOES ME IN THANK YOU ANDREW DEYOUNG

Just got verbally offered a job at my same school district. Contract and everything are pending, but it seems like a pretty good fit. It's at a continuation high school, so I'd get to stay in a relatively small school environment. I think I'm excited, but full reaction TBD.

I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day.

well of course i had to make a RIZZFUL AURA version of my tiny MerStede doodle ✨🧜‍♂️✨

Lack of sleep makes weird brain waves

Listen someone else should make a less goofy ahh version, but I couldn’t rest until this existed 😅🧜‍♂️ #ofmdart #ofmdfanart

OK EVERYONE GET IN LINE WE'RE PITCHING SEASON 3 #ofmd

There’s so much fanart and fanfic going on here still thank you all for keeping the fandom alive ❤️❤️❤️

🥹 #ofmd

Fuck off to a tree. 🐺

men in bands are always leaning against each other and singing into the same mic because they pretend that the mic is the other guy's penis

Taika Tuesday: We're Wolves-may-actually-be-happening edition

Klara and the Sun trailer on Monday. We're Wolves is being written announcement on Tuesday. OFMD picked up for S3 on Wednesday?

Interviews are so stupid. We need a new way to get jobs.

Should I start a group chat for pirate pals who use Roost purely so that folks can ask questions about how the app works and share silly things??

Hey garlic soup buddies, question for y'all: if garlic soup week runs this week, would you rather it be during August (less writing time) or October (already busy with kinktober)?

always thinking about Them #tealoranges

Definitely enjoyer most of TVL. Also definitely round a new favorite line. #tvlspoilers

I would watch the fuck out of this. Also just throwing this out there but would people be interested in a Filler Episode Week where we could write/draw fun ideas that could have been filler episodes in an alternate universe where OFMD got 20+ episodes per season? 🤔

I know the urge to Leroy Jenkins into the comments of Klara and the Sun is gonna be strong. We know the kind of hate Taika attracts, but we also know what kind of artist he is and the good he does in the industry. Block and mute liberally--it is not worth your peace.

I'm going to say it.... It would have been funny if, thanks to Jackie, Stede was widely known as The Genital Pirate and Stede would have gotten more and more flustered, frustrated and bitchy every time someone said it to him

As a multishipper I feel like I phase through OFMD ships that I’m really into. Kind of in a loop. I have been in a steddyhands phase lately. What will come next? Who knows?

If you ever have a headcanon you’re afraid to share send it to me. I love headcanons, even if I don’t share them with you. I love that we all put a little of ourselves into OFMD.

lupete forehead kisses :] #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Ugh I woke up with a stomach issue (think it’s my meds plus some food I ate yesterday) and sunburnt shoulders. Conclusion? Don’t want to move.

"Bonifacia?" "I go by Jim these days." "Well, come in Jim. We'll have cake." It is LITERALLY that fucking easy. Even a Catholic nun can do it. Respect people's names and pronouns. #OFMD

i love to see it

happy pride month to her <3

(there currently is no season three so it’s probably not worth getting too upset about people’s headcanons or hopes or ideas or things they wanna explore in fic. everything is fake, like, in general, but especially this.)