stede tries to pull a "you need a reach high?" on izzy. izzy punches him in the stomach and then uses him as a step stool when he crumples over

If anyone's on the fence about bidding for the Gentlebeard kitties or any of the owls, maybe it would help to know that they're barely one apple tall? @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social #fandommarket www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization...

EDWARD! #OFMDfanart #OFMD

make me pretty 🌹

For who is actually on #heatedpiracy event now, here is Con crushing biscuits with his tits 🍒 enjoy ♥️ #cononeill #sambaschutte #ourflagmeansdeath #izzy #roach #cookinglesson

Con and Samba have the most beautiful chemistry. I love them.

some screencaps for people who may want that sort of thing happy saturday to us all ✨

New email is being sent out with link!!! Sorry, fandom crashed the servers😍❤️‍🔥🏴‍☠️✨👨🏾‍🍳

The way people are hyping and reposting my fic post really got me emotional tonight. Especially people who aren’t following me and just gave it a little boost. I love that 😭

I don’t think I’ve seen this before but Olu and/or Frenchie +Abshir?! 👀 Businessmen!

#garlicsoup nation we need this

An Ocean Deep Steddyhands Izzy Hands was once a leading shark expert. An accident took that away from him in a matter of minutes. Now, he's just trying to live his life when he's connected with Stede Bonnet, a biologist doing a kids' show for Shark Week. archiveofourown.org/works/810929...

Every time people start talking about monetizing fanfic (and art in general, but specifically fic), I think about this post

teasing touch #gentlefiddle

he went back for some cake and never left 😌

What are some OFMD rareships you'd really like to see art/fic of?

Thank you so much for all the birthday love! I keep thinking about the last time by birthday was on Friday the 13th. That would be March 13, 2020. The day the world like...shutdown. So yeah, this is definitely a better birthday by default.

We’ve studied, we’ve worked hard for four years, & now: Get your @david-jenkins.bsky.social OFMD University OFFICIAL DIPLOMAS. Five of these coveted degrees are available: bid or take your chances in the raffle! #fandommarket www.32auctions.com/organization... (art by @gaywatson.bsky.social )

It’s my balloon day! 🎈 🎈 🎈

headcanon that feels as good as canon to me is how shaky nervous awkward tender ed & stede's second time is. maybe it takes them a few nights in the inn to build up the nerve to make the moves on each other, and they're both exhausted anyway, but one night stede turns his head to find ed staring +

good morning did you know stede is blowing ed's back out right now? literally right this second. they told me to tell you, they thought you might wanna know

I sometimes poke around Threads but the doomerism and “we’re all going to die” is baaad there.

An Ocean Deep Steddyhands Izzy Hands was once a leading shark expert. An accident took that away from him in a matter of minutes. Now, he's just trying to live his life when he's connected with Stede Bonnet, a biologist doing a kids' show for Shark Week. archiveofourown.org/works/810929...

i really feel like the universe sent us ofmd so we would have a community to help us get through These Times

okay, you've seen the 2026 cross stitch pattern - now I've added another TWO patterns, same price: the gay Our Fight Our Family title card AND a brand spankin new Jeff's Inn by the Sea pattern. the posting isn't updated yet but every buyer will get everything ❤️ www.32auctions.com/organization...

I feel like a tattoo is something Ilya would ABSOLUTELY do without telling Shane about it first- just a total surprise the next time he takes his pants off. (The ref I used for this had an incredible tacky 00s script tattoo and I *HAD* to give it to Ilya.) #heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov #hollanov

I love edward teach I love stede bonnet I love fandom pals and fandom events and raising money and making stuff and mannnnn a lot of stuff sucks out there but it doesn't suck here

Had to report a man assaulting and screaming at a woman in my apartment complex. He was clearly mentally disabled so I’m glad police didn’t get involved in the moment and I was able to just contact the manager but scary.

goofus doofus worth more than 99.99% of NFTs

as much as I wish hbo/max hadn't boned it so badly with official merch I do love that 99.9% of what I've spent on ofmd merch has gone straight to other fans or causes that help people

"do you think I wouldn't know the smell of my rotting former first mate?" what a deranged thing to say, babygirl

BEST CREW ON THE SEVEN SEAS www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...

Oh my goodness! I just got home to pirate mail from across the sea. Then I cried. The pic doesn’t even begin to show how gorgeous this embroidery truly is. @kristybean18.bsky.social they’re beautiful!!! @crewforlife.bsky.social

Can’t even process it because working but got my top RBB choice too!

I felt legally obligated to post these 2 together. I mean- we all love boyfriends who wear sl*tty little outfits for each other. 🖤 #heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov #shanehollander #hollanov

he's serving great u found a bug cheers

Look at this HAT!! www.32auctions.com/organization...

stede and ed falling asleep in each others arms after their first time in s2ep6 retweet if you agree

My spoiled son

we love transformative works in this fandom, so here's one more: for every $10 donated to the craft fair shipping fund, you can get a raffle entry to win AN AMIGURUMI GOOFY CHICKEN (wip pictured) just donate to the OFOF kofi, then submit your receipt/confirmation here: forms.gle/P7Jin8oX2BCs...

28k Ed/Stede Age Gap, Coming of Age, Happy Ending archiveofourown.org/works/749633...

Okay so I can’t stop laughing. My grandma keeps referring to AI as A1.

ok i’m petting him

Listen to a record. Pet your cat. Have some tea. Do anything to remind yourself that other things exist outside of our current situation. It’ll keep.

Modern AU Stede Bonnet

The daylight needs saving AGAIN? girl, get help.

having successfully clockwork oranged my friends into watching my interests*: *is this thing on?

The world: a hateful fascist shit show Gay pirates: "Our spirit will last throughout your entire fucking empire, because... we’re good."