Laying in bed wondering if my dog would be considered a Bogan, what with her natural mullet and all.

And still no selfie. Waititi, when I catch you…. …ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ˢᵐᵒᵒᶜʰᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᶜʳᵃᵐᵇˡᵉᵈ ᵉᵍᵍˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒᵃˢᵗ

Sometimes when you’re in possession of a good reference image, you have to share and avoid gatekeeping at all costs. 😇😇😇

Sometimes “I see them everywhere” as a concept is questionable. Other times it is decidedly NOT questionable.

Sitting here, ankle deep in a sinus infection I won’t go to the doctor for and elbow deep in the inner workings of my Franken-Dryer I’ve been fixing for an entire decade. And I think if i have to hear that droopy gaping orange maw talk about how “things are cheap now, actually” one more time…

I think it’s been too long since we’ve seen this. We - meaning the public “we”, as I see it often. Just not online, in the company of others who might have an opinion on how often I see it.

I swear I hold my tongue so much on the internet, Alex Honnold could use it to scale El Cap.

Uh oh, the inner monologue is concerning again. 🫦🫦

My phone just got violent and played Into The Mystic, so now I’m wading through melancholy and folding laundry. I used to be cooler than this.

Sometimes I wonder if Taika looked at himself in full Ed and felt super hot. And then I remember. It's Taika. Of course he did.

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I have seen ‘Death Becomes Her’ probably 50 times or better since I was a kid, for crying out loud. And only TONIGHT did I notice the Young Frankenstein reference??? When T is posting YF content? Quelle coincidence.

I really need some clarity on this.

[unhinges jaw] Alright. Get in.

The Parliament shirt. 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Last night I heard a random quote on that clock app. “you are a soul having a human experience, not a human in search of a soul”. Essentially, you are who you are already. No need to search for worthiness. It is 🔸already inherent🔸, irrespective of what has or will happen to/around you.

This deleted scene of Petyr's funeral was written into the original script that Taika and Jemaine wrote. Which makes me VERY interested to know who was responsible for knowing - and thus quoting - Manfred. It sets me a-tingle to think it was Bone. 🫦 Literary knowledge makes me sizzle, son.

This photo is why a DILF ranking list remains unnecessary. The proof is in the pudding, so to speak. #TaikaTuesday

“I knew back then, too…” Yeah, no fuckin kidding. Look at this. Had I been in one of those seats, I’d have had to cinch my thighs together with the nearby curtains which would have been previously shredded by my desperate grasping for a hold on reality.

Been a while since I shared this on a #TaikaTuesday. Featuring Mostin, of course, but also the song that was playing during a very different type of awakening scene for yours truly. 😅😅

You ever wonder if you’ve been *personally* cursed, or if it’s an ancestral hex that continues to be handed down from generation to generation across the entire bloodline until your 10th great grandfather’s enemy has their revenge? Or is that just me?

Picked up a disc of my CT scan images and was BEYOND shocked to find that my entire pelvis/abdomen is *NOT* filled with hundreds of knives and boulders as I had previously assumed. A shocking turn of events which is taking some real processing, emotionally speaking. I was sure there were knives.

Sometimes I’ll be driving and listening to the TCF and I’ll have to press the back button several times because Rhys’ accent tickles me so. “…to git some iiiiiiiggs????!?” The ‘Id’ and ‘ligs’ bits are NOT exaggerated even a little. 🥹

Migraine so gnarly my glasses are fogging up. Noice.

You did that on your own. I didn’t tell you what to do. But you did.

“Hey… you wanna get out of here? Go back to my place?”

Honnnaaaaayyyyy. 🥵 #TaikaTuesday

You’re gonna look at him reacting to “skeet skeet” in this manner and tell me he’s NOT my soulmate? Okay. Have fun in Denialsburg on Planet Liar. In the Wrongitron Galaxy.

lament of the kraken #ofmd

I know going through one’s own media tab for fun isn’t the pinnacle of chill, but it’s a treasure trove and also catered to my interests (by me, but still).

I’m reposting myself a lot right now but this is IMPORTANT 😠

Oh, believe me. I’m well aware. #TaikaTuesday

When I tell you I have a competence kink, I need you understand that it is all-consuming. In that a simple three words can set me right off. 😂🤣

Tell me more about what that right hand is doing and also a very healthy YES PLEASE from me.

Taika talking into the front camera of his phone, please. 🕯️🕯️🕯️

Last bit of the Educators bit for the night, I imagine, but this is relevant. Please enjoy Kura Forrester playing ME in my biopic. (The eagle-eyed amongst you will recognize Kura as Viago's unfortunate* victim from WWDITS that "had a really good time") *this is subjective, IMO

happy halloween what does this have to do with halloween well not really anything I mean I guess it’s a treat for me

I don’t care how goofy a character he’s playing. When it flips to show the back of that head and his profile??? The ol’ outboard motor rumbles to life.

Give me all of this coastie accent forever.

I just found this in a folder of things I made in the middle of the night a long time ago, and honestly what the hell? Ow. Mazzy Star was over the line.

Must I even utter the words?

Come for the smile, stay for the neck. And the hair. And the hands. And the eyes. And the nose. And the lips. And the ears. And the shoulders. And th... Well, actually come for the neck too.

You know that old cartoon where there’s a lion in a cage at the zoo, and it’s looking out of the bars at the people and imagining them as big steaks🥩?

My tiny Ed has pride of place on my rear view mirror, watching over every journey on the road. Better get in on this. 💜

David Tennant doing anything Shakespeare. Thank you.

Since I'm awake at 3:30 am on #TaikaTuesday, how about we have a little mid-night snack in the form of the CHAOTIC cooking show we got when Taika decided to make a rack of lamb at the same time he was involved in a 2 hour livestream event. Because of course he did. (affectionate) Egg. (affectionate)

That's my fault. I should have specified. (SPECIFIED WHAT, EXACTLY????)

Stede was not about to let some old rando pull focus from the goods waiting at home.