Like I’m not gonna celebrate this hot bitch on #TaikaTuesday?

This feels like a sign. What kind… I don’t know. But it’s a Bigfoot…Holding up a Fine Fish™️…and Hornigold’s Staff…Dressed as a clown. I say fuck it we ball* *clown

Subtly downgrade a band: Crowded Outhouse

Hey, uhhhhh. (Subtly) I like the shape of this.

How long until Dad mentions cheeks?

Childhood religious trauma peeking out this week

Throw your unintelligent and incorrect criticisms our way. Go ahead. We WILL make it hilarious and turn it into fandom lore so quick it will make your head spin. You’ll be a joke before you even knew what hit you. 😘😘😘

could’ve been such a great show

Subtle??? I’ve clearly not been living to my full potential.

*licks lips absent-mindedly*

More Whitman Boys to get me through Monday.

How many times did he got lost in daydreams staring at this? And yet he could never have imagined the eventual outcome of those adventures yet to come. 🥹

Uhhhhh… homies? I just walked in a mall shop and. Is this….? Is it?

Some days you just go out and party with a crooked hat and patch on your shirt depicting Stevie Wonder With A Parrot On His Shoulder. It’s a universal human experience.

He wanted all of us to sing various parts of “Black Water” by the Doobie Brothers. Also I can still remember the little cow on the Clapton cassette when I flipped the tape from my spot on the center console. 🥹

This is going to seem impossible to believe. But there are some famous people who are basically innocuous/unproblematic, but I just don’t care for them for one reason or another. AND YET I don’t flood their entire SM footprint with my personal distaste or opinions of them. WILD behavior, I know.

Respectfully, music streaming app, your algorithm’s suggestions for me are DIABOLICAL

I just think that

If Master Phrenologist Godfrey Thornrose and Jeff the Accountant had decided to skip the hobnobbing and get down to business instead of all the unpleasant socializing...

A strange piece of SB lore that does not involve OFMD: I love old movies and have a running notes app list of Cary Grant films. I’ve been able to watch 45 so far, but one of these days I’ll be able to get my mitts on all 76 of them.

It's still Māori Language Week, and I've been posting Taika stuff, but how's about a little lesson from Rhys? Some Reo With Rhysie, so to speak. Give him a second on the rolled 'r'. He gets there.

Just sharing the lyrics of my favorite Pink Floyd song for no reason. (For the past *decade* it has been difficult to listen to it, honestly. Because it morphs from being too real to impossible to imagine getting the outcome of the song’s intent.)

For some reason I feel it incumbent upon me to point out that this particular...media... was directed by Taika.

I wonder how many times I’ll listen to Heart perform “Stairway” at the Kennedy Center before I’ll stop getting goosebumps? It hasn’t happened yet. And we have to be approaching triple digits at this point.

How about this beautiful Ed by @naturalshocks.bsky.social ?

This week marks the 50th ANNIVERSARY of Te Wiki o Te Reo Māori (Māori Language Week). On this rātū/tūhei (Tuesday), I think I'll start the holiday with a few clips of another guy who celebrated a 50th Anniversary this year. Enjoy some kōrero from this guy in celebration o te wiki.

Also I’m pretty sure that’s a Swisher Sweets tee he’s wearing under that jacket and I’m transported to my youth as though I were on a freaking speed train.

I don’t think it’s particularly necessary for me to detail how this image is affecting me in the human body sense. However, I DO have a 147-page annotated manuscript ready to go at a moment’s notice. Just in case.

There’s my favorite little Superman curl. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

My boy has been nominated for an Emmy six times now, and they still won’t come off that gold. I’m gonna have to whittle one myself, apparently.

That diamond platinum brooch has me dizzzzyyyy boi.

when they ask if you’re stuntin’ TOO HARD on em

I am trying very very very hard not to make a line-by-line thread of Ed and Stede as “To You” by Walt Whitman. But trust me. The entirety of this piece is Stede speaking to Ed on that little couch at Anne & Mary’s. As sure as I stand before you (digitally) today.

Sometimes I feel like I’ve been on the internet too long. Like when I drive past an Arby’s and see a sign that says “the best Topping is more meat”. First of all, I feel like that’s a generalization and dependent on preferences and Second of all… I think they just mean on roast beef sandwiches.

ppssssssst. how are we watching the hoff show?

Thanks for playing with this, y'all. I enjoy it so much because our badass writers only get so many minutes to fit in a LOT of stuff, and I love hearing how everyone's mind fills in the details. It's very human nature study of us.💅

I have a show question regarding personal opinions/theories. This is JUST A FUN QUESTION NOT A DRAMATIC QUESTION FOR THE LOVE O’ PETE!! So, the kraken crew are clearly traumatized by the unparalleled cruelty they are inflicting, right? Right. But skinning a live man with a snail fork… Fine?

This drawing Taika did in the early aughts looks like Rhys SEND SKEET.

It's always a wild shock when I have my VPN set to AoNZ for reason or another and forget about it when I go to YouTube. The COMMERCIALS. "Grehb a lahhge Maeccah's combaoww....." "Nuratohl wiith paeraseetomohll." It's just instant heart eyes because I've been Pavlov'd.

Stede’s vanity surface just *littered* with bone curlers and hot irons. “This humidity is doing a number on my ends, Id.”

Going through my old videos and apparently it's already been almost 2 years since I made this and posted it like some little gremlin. Time flies when you're hiding from the horrors under an umbrella of personal obsession and distraction, eh?

Need to smile but only have 39 seconds? I got you.

Weird thing where I have the ability to Lucid dream, only my brain is such an incomprehensible asshole, it refuses to let me indulge in it. Me, asleep: “wait, actually. this is MY dream, therefore I am going to make XYZ happen instead, so I can enjoy” Brain, also asleep: “okay. Let’s just…HAHA NO”

If I were to say- look at these 4 pieces of art and tell me which one is Klimt. It would be pretty easy to say, “Oh, yeah, it’s for sure the patchy gold lady”. But guess what? They’re ALL by Gustav Klimt. And I LOVE THAT. Just thought you could use some random art on your feed. 💜

Oh, it’s delusion. That’s what he’s got going on. How can someone be both Pinky AND The Brain?

Dear Taika. The dent in your deltoids and the shadow around your triceps make me want to fly in the air like Mary Fckn Poppins. Best, SB

Since it's now 4:30 in the morning, I figure I'll use all those gifs to make a "meditation" thread so to speak. These are just strings of random gifs pasted to some songs Taika chose for a playlist a few years back. No editing. No quality control. Just cut and paste, baby. Let it happen.

Just imported a single folder of T gifs into a video suite just to see what would happen and it’s 39 minutes long…

I really thought T had it for this Creative Emmy. 😒 The Boy and the Octopus was so precious.