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I love garlic soup

@ripkarl.bsky.social is now an entire year older than they were a couple days ago!!! 34 was a good look on you, but 35 is even better! I hope your Ferryside Knee Replacement* goes well! Happy birthday, my love! 🥳🎉🎂🌻🕺🐞 *For legal reasons, this is a joke

HUGE NEWS. I JUST FOUND OUT HOW TO ACCESS THE NOTES APP ON MY PHONE 😭 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTERALL

I miss my pirates 😭💔

I found my ukulele song book after nearly 2 years of having lost it and I'm playing through all of my original songs and like - 2023 McKy was cooking. They were yearning and angsty and ridiculous... But they were cooking 🔥

"I have a question, McKy- not saying that you aren't, but- why are you in your smart era?" One of the funnier questions I've been asked during a lobby hang, for sure

Today is the birthday of one of the most inspiringly funny and creative people I know! @ericavee.bsky.social 🐟 They are kind and amazing and need to move to the west coast because we are too far apart to hang out regularly 😭 Erica, I hope you're having an amazing birthday! 🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳

Lucius: hey Pete Pete: whats up babe Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies Lucius: up her sleevies Pete: . . . . . . . . . . .

🎶 no one knows what it’s like To be the bad horse To be the sad horse Behind kind eyes 🎶

This is making me tear up! Wasn't there a fic about Arthur missing Stede but then getting to meet Jeffrey Fettering's horse so he was ok? Maybe during rare ship week?

When Stede left his wife and kids to become a pirate, he also left Arthur behind. When kind eyes turn sad, you've gone too far 😔 (He should've brought Arthur on the ship with him. Honestly he had no excuse smh)

This was actually *Cutting your hair to feel better (It works, I promise)

I feel like I'm losing a bit. Did I seriously never officially put her up on here?? Anyway, raise your motherfuckin' glasses! 🐚 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I like to think when buttons was in the gravy basket he definitely tried to eat whoever his hornigold was

Frenchie helps Roach in the galley often because the scent cooking and herbs is relaxing, and they spend a lot of time hypothesising about merfolk anatomy, because merfolk are obviously real. (And also they kiss a lot while cooking, obv)

Olivia had thought something seemed familiar about a new gull she had seen flying about. When they finally spoke, they shared memories of Karl, and Nathaniel became a good friend for life.

Mary Read had a thing with Jackie before she met Annie, mostly for the benefits

The “we could have made magic” guy once had a love affair as fresh and wild as GB but it was so brief. He goes to Republic of Pirates to wallow, to walk the dirty streets where it all began many lifetimes ago. The white coats catch his eye - a memory - his love once wore such an impractical garment.

in my head&heart the bar was jackie's innkeeper moment, & she fully intended to divest from The Life, but word got out v quickly abt this bar being located somewhere w minimal law enforcement and friendly to pirates so The Life just kind of followed her there

✨️Huevember 2025✨️ Kirby x OFMD Day 1: Swede #kirby #ofmd #ofmdfanart #huevember2025

Random ship with HBIC energy - Auntie + Spanish Jackie = Tia

as me and @bird-divorce.bsky.social have discussed, pete was raised by his grandma aka nona who knits and smokes weed and hooks up with jims nana which means jim spends holidays with pete which makes them -_- even though deep down they do love their whole family

(Also Magic Man is actually Sam Bellamy. One of the richest pirates of all time, famed for his generosity and gentleness, and known for eschewing powdered wigs in favour of holding back his black hair with a satin band.)

My headcanon is that Steak Knife came up in a molly house and worked there for a bit before going into piracy. Magic Man was one of his clients. Something something, Pretty Woman AU.

A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the ghost of Joann Fabrics?

Throwback to my first rosy maple moth costume 💛🩷

Sometimes you just need to revisit the classics* *Rewatching OFMD for the nth time

I'm so obscenely stressed and I think it's mainly stemming from me not being able to access my notes app. I might become a person who carries around a notebook and pen everywhere.....

they won the costume contest and immediately ran off to celebrate #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

There are so many amazing generous kind loving and just like GOOD ppl in my life these days. I wish i was better at expressing how much I love them but Im struggling with that, so until I figure it out, I'll continue to sit w the appreciation and all the other good feelings and shout about it here 😌

Driving north with no one in my car, thinking about how two weeks ago I was driving north with four friends who live so far away that I hardly get to see them in person, and I'm feeling sad and happy and sad again and grateful for OFMD and mad that wormholes (or highspeed railways ig) don't exist 😤

The crew of the revenge just got tickets for Wicked pt 2. Who bought the tickets and who is getting commemorative popcorn buckets?

Stede Bonnet, scrapbook influencer

I'll be posting about all this nonsense in 5-10 business days, just gotta give my brain time to reboot

Sun's out stubs out

Pirates everywhere!

Yarn Ed is prepping his track for @drag-queen-anne.bsky.social's Curse of the Seafaring Life

Picking up my long distance besties from the airport two at a time like some kind of time stretched Madeline line-up 🇫🇷🥖

I need to clean my house. But what if... ✨Procrastination✨

don’t be “a hater”. grow up, find a fandom, make friends

Omg i didn’t know you had family buried here

We are officially sold out!!! If you missed out, fear not, this won't be the last OFMD drag show, we promise! And if you got your ticket, we will see you Saturday!!! #SeafaringDrag

Oh hey that’s me!

The yarn boys take not breaking the chain to the next level! #SeafaringDrag 📸: @rosymegglemoth.bsky.social

Erica Vee is a singer of songs, haver of instruments, and maker of things from the Boston area. They are thrilled to be returning to the drag stage as your house pianist—perhaps with a surprise FIN-ale in store! @ericavee.bsky.social #SeafaringDrag

A classically trained opera singer, V.C. d'Arté has brought her plummy tones to stages and screens worldwide, including 5 OFMD drag and variety shows. She is thrilled to be taking the stage once again and this time she'll be leaving it all on the stage. @asisherright.bsky.social #SeafaringDrag

Plumbing the depths of the pnw, this pirate comes all the way from Eugene! A king after our own hearts, please welcome Cleet O’Reese! #SeafaringDrag