www.gofundme.com/f/help-geo-s... My roommate is in a pickle, which means I am also in a pickle. Thank u friends.

"Jesus of Nazareth was famously a proud natural-born citizen of Ohio who earned millions as a carpenter."

the kind of period cramps where it feels like someone opened an umbrella in your rectum 😫😫

Kitton in shoo.

The turtle’s shell once made it a powerful symbol of defense. It carried its home along—a living shield, a small world of protection. To ancient storytellers, the turtle was deeply magical; it was creature, protector, boundary, and ancestor all at once.

looks like robert eggers went to the library again fuck yeah

Zohran Mamdani is a never nude???

Mamdani after scuba diving

This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.

The Epstein class is absolutely terrified of the Mamdani wave.

I still have hope.

So have we agreed that the Sunday after Father’s Day is now Pirate Father’s Day and you celebrate whoever made you a pirate?

Well I tried #DrawEdTeach

#DrawEdTeach as babygirl ✅ #OFMD #OFMDfanart

s3 ed and stede being constantly cockblocked by guests in the inn but the guests are david jenkins wearing different wigs

i semi stole* this from the stop and shop booth at quincy pride but in my defense that fucker marty was sassing me when i was minding my own business in the condiments aisle last week 🖕🖕 *they had a wheel of prizes and my spin did not land on banana but i took one anyway haha get fucked marty

happy pride babessss

Weep with me, for Vanilla Ice has cancelled his Freedom 250 concert at America’s State Fair. www.themirror.com/entertainmen...

gah I just wish I could find a website full of likeminded individuals who are underemployed, hate AI and mask their problems with endless jokes

{if "laugh-in" was still on} PERVERT: Say now, dollface - what do you think of MTG? BIMBO: Oh, I hate that MTG! PERVERT: Her anti-Trump stance isn't enough to earn her a spot in the popular front? BIMBO: No! I'm just sick of all the theme decks!! {trombone} ELON MUSK: Sock me it to! Wait, shit

This is just to say I have drunk the milkshake which you were probably intending to bring the boys to your yard forgive me it was delicious and my yard is now covered in boys

please anyone in/near Stratford look out for Emily, she's tiny and a fucking idiot goblin and I'm desperate to find her please please please bring her home safe 😩

It looks like someone actually tested that whole "Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?" thing.

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

i went out dancing by myself tonight and had a blastttt idk wtf robyn was talking abt

Recently, I told @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social that I'd heard flamingos were a swingers symbol & Hank said they'd heard the same about pineapples & I said wouldn't it be funny if oblivious Stede & they said but worldly Ed... & well, here we are... #OFMDfanart #ofmd

"🚨Adesperate plea on verge of death mybaby suffering severe pneumonia,bronchitis,chronic anemia,losing consciousness His condition deteriorating,we urgently need £500 tocover emergency treatments,IV fluids,nebulizer treatments,injections Please helpus urgent😞 molly shah✅" chuffed.org/project/1315...

RFK is *rabidly* eugenicist

I agree. RFK Jr. is openly eugenicist.

Tenants in about 1M rent-stabilized apartments will not see their rents increase for the next two years after a NYC panel approved a first-of-its-kind freeze, fulfilling a key campaign pledge from Mayor Zohran Mamdani

Dearest fic writers! Pope Leo wants you to keep writing FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD! YOU HEARD HIM! HEED THE CALL!! SMUT! SMUT! SMUT!!

I *knew* the pope was a reader! We call him Pope Pope

Acts has officially been blessed 😌

They never tell you this, but to pull off the racoons in a trenchcoat trick, the racoons need to be on top of your shoulders, and not the other way around.

jim telenovela fan is canon

Update: This Stede now has a boyfriend. They are a set, do not separate 🩵💜 #ofmdfanart

Just remembered that if JemaIne and Taika do make We're Wolves I have the perfect name for the sequel: We're Wolves II: Electric Loup-Garou

JD Vance and his beard

am i out of my mind or does jd vance look vaguely like a stretched out jpg of josh from guiding light???

getting too high and watching jd vance read winnie the pooh as a form of self harm

Sharp thinking by the world’s most brilliant baby boys to create the biggest billboard projection opportunity in D.C. with the Kennedy Center tarp.

If we can get We're wolves after so many years then WE CAN STILL GET OFMD S3 🤡🤡🤡

These people have sex? Together?

Ewwwwww this is so awkward, I’m surprised he didn’t tousle her hair and call her chief

Mt Sinai and NYU Langone should absolutely be prohibited from marching in NYC pride. www.them.us/story/nyc-pr...

New Orleans man becomes first in Louisiana functionally cured of sickle cell disease: https://www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/new-orleans-man-becomes-first-louisiana-functionally-cured-sickle-cell-disease/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_

im so so sorry but it is in fact giving stede trying to pat zheng reassuringly in s2e8

Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward

thinking about himmmmmmmm this #TakeTwoTuesday #OFMD #OFMDfanart