Ten days to valentine's so I'm going to recycle my 2024 ofmd ones and try and come up with some new horrendous poems ... Here we go lads 🌹 Roses are red ⛓️ Tie my hands up with cable 💑 I'm your hostage and friend 🍣 Use my back as a table

🌹 Roses are fine 🦐 Bonsoir Monsieur Prawn 💝 My true valentine 👧 Is my mother's firstborn

🌹 Roses can't grow 🥶 In the tundras of Sweden 🦷 I'm no longer toothless 🌺 Since I found Jackie's Eden

🌹 Roses are cheesy 💢 We're walk-ins for sure 😷 I'll make you feel queasy 🐀 In rat coat couture

🌹Roses value decreases 🧠 And I'm real pragmatic 💰 Here's three silver pieces 🪄 Now let's make some magic

(I apologise in advance) 🌹 Roses are fragrant 🦶🏻 Let's pamper our feet ❤️‍🔥 My desire is flagrant 🍖 So let's pound some meat

🌹Roses are romantic ✒️ With a card in fine lettering 😍 So in love I'm sycophantic 🙋‍♂️ It's me! Jeffrey! Fettering!

🌹 Roses are kinda pricey 🤬 That doesn't make me a jerk 🐀 If you're a rat boy and spicy 🪵I'll show you my woodwork

Here's my art for the @gbcalendar.bsky.social while I work on some comms and collabs this week 😘 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

OFMD ARTISTS / WRITERS please post your stuff more than once! I am highly suggestible but also might have just talked for 3 hours straight and my brain is mush. I do not want to miss a single thing so if your brain tells you no one wants to see it pls tell your brain EUSTACIA WANTS TO SEE IT

rereading my own unpublished fic and dying laughing i love being autistic and therefore the funniest person i know

These two photos are very important

Dracula kind of problematic

3 days left to enter the Egyptian OFMD raffle! Your chance to win a deck of cards, or 1 of 3 prints plus Fish-Man Ed&Stede keychain, or 1 of 10 keychains. Follow the link & fill out the form. It's free 🩷 forms.gle/YCxEfTcp64yC... (posted the wrong link in the previous post oops!)

This is genuinely insane, I clicked to see the years expecting the low part to be 70s or maybe 90s but its 2015!!!!! The entire anti trans panic is a decade old

buttons coded

can i distract everyone with a fic where ed owns a vineyard and stede is the guy who calls with a last minute order that ed thinks is fake. can i do that

i dont have many selfies from the last few months bc i have felt like crap about myself unfortunately

Fuck this administration. They want us to die.

ICE “left” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week. Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.

my art for the 2026 gentlebeard calendar! ed and stede are stargazing for matariki in july ✨ #gentlebeard #ofmd #ofmdfanart @gbcalendar.bsky.social

Marimar Martinez is a hero. Please keep her safe. And please remember every time you hear a claim from the DHS that they will lie. Constantly. Blatantly. Without remorse.

It's BS you need to love yourself first. Even if you hate yourself now, love them fully and fearlessly🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 I want a world where someday you'll love yourself and live proud, just as you are

A verified fundraiser for the family of Kylie May Smith, one of the children killed in Tumbler Ridge. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

artists, i am thinking of making little zines/instruction book kind of things about rendering different characters' skintones. a) is this something yall would be interested in buying? b) what kinds of frustrations do you run into with skintones that you'd like to see addressed?

cj-coded (still in bed at 1:30 pm taking my ssris with room temp mountain dew)

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

Today I visited the Shoah memorial at the Pinkas Synagogue in Prague. One of the most affecting collections features art of children in one of the camps. It listed their age and period of internment. Some survived; most were killed by the Nazis. Then I came home to see @propublica.org’s piece:

good news everyone ed and stede are kissing sloppy style right now

These are the conditions under which the Trump regime wants to detain noncitizens indefinitely. It violates international law, the Eighth Amendment, and our own laws & regulations. And the DOJ and DHS are willing to manipulate any law, defy any court order, to keep doing so. 26/

He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational

crazy they made a whole game series and tv show about the band fall out boy

Just a reminder for anyone who needs it: having a warm and open heart is not a weakness

va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rqb0q... #timelapse #lost&found #ofmd i posted too many shitposts with my silly drawings and i can't find anything there -___- reposting this bc i just found it.

well she blocked me after i sent this so that's all the confirmation I need 🥴🥴🥴

Dear loved ones, Help us – my child’s condition is life-threatening and urgently needs treatment outside the Gaza Strip. Without urgent medical attention, my son may not survive. Please show mercy and help us survive. 🙏 Please donate if you can and share his story. chuffed.org/project/168482

same picture

JD Vance Booed for Sleep (10 Hours, No Ads)

The feminine urge to buy an old schoolbus and sing opera on the roof while perched in a giant high heel shoe as it barrels through the desert

I cannot express how much I hope that what ultimately brings these motherfuckers down are the women who survived them as children.

If I ever ask for this call the police

conservatives are to some degree bound by their mutual self-centeredness. what a horrible way to live. a prison everywhere you go. maybe that's why they're always trying to build so many prisons for others

I love that billionaires are systematically attempting to destroy media literacy

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

We can't wait to see our Captain back in frilly period costumes! 🧀 deadline.com/2026/02/rhys...

logging on:

Elections are decided by just a few hundred votes. But the GOP’s SAVE Act 2.0 would block over 21 MILLION American citizens from voting. They aren't securing our elections—they're silencing dissent to hold onto power. #StopTheSaveAct social.demcast.com/s/Yz1u9dKU

giving this a boost 🫶 so appreciative of everyone that's helped 🫂

#BabybelBonnet nom nom

Buttons naming 1000 cheeses, badminton calling him little babybel bonnet, im ready and able to relocate