Squiggle update! Hopefully people who have donated are getting these by email when I add them to the fundraiser, but I don't want anyone who's invested in our little wobbler to miss any news. Sorry I'm not updating much, the stress this week has absolutely wrecked me 🤒

Pink blancmange going on an adventure

The bulky waste people are here to take my couch which is fantastic because I don't have to wait around till 1pm and I get to go to Liverpool earlier

I once got a shiny ponyta on the first egg hatch and I've been chasing the high ever since

Nobody tagged me on this post I'm disappointed

Stop anthropomorphising the AI chat bots already! In this household, we only anthropomorphise ONE piece of technology, his name's Henry and he's a valued member of this family, don't sully his good name by putting him on the same level as some chat bot!

Locked in for Hamilton at the cinema

New pet peeve unlocked: when someone makes a video about flying "first class" and theres those commenters who go "um actually that's BUSINESS class"

Making it mandatory to have a driver's licence for a town centre based office role is low-key a discrimination tactic.

Look at this backpack I got

I love it when FB memories tells me I went to a lolita meetup on the same day in different years. Its such an easy way to see how much I improved in dressing myself (2010-2021)

Our wobbly superstar is still here, still fighting and little by little, seems to be getting stronger. There's still a long way to go and we won't be able to bring her home anytime soon, but I've posted an update to the fundraiser with the latest news from intensive care ❤️

Kissing...with tongue

STOP PUTTING STICKERS ON BOOK COVERS CHALLENGE

"will the setlist be the same at the other shows" now how would I, a random person with no connection to the band, know that

My birthday is tomorrow and I would love if you would subscribe to my YouTube channel 😌 I have a new video coming out next week that I've been working on for MONTHS ✊🏾 youtube.com/@samantharei...

We've had an incredibly anxious night with wobbly baby Squiggle, but she's still with us & tentatively a bit better -- vet described her as "one hell of a fighter." Please help us keep her fighting ❤️ gofund.me/662b94d7e

a lot of people think maria from the sound of music is antifa, but she isn't, she just thinks its a long long way to run

That was a great gig but fuck me etiquette is dead. If I can hear you talking over the quiet song you are TOO LOUD

Trying to spot gay pirates in the crane wives queue but I did get a rosy maple moth sticker from a pile being passed down the queue

The princess #KnightsofGuinevere

I liked a tweet

Turns out the Fat Bear Week hashtag is quite the minefield if you’re looking for reference photos of actual bears

£46 for a gig at Wolverhampton Civic Hall are you having a fucking laugh

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

Only two hours till all the UK bisexuals are raptured x

I'm going to bang the drums for this show until I'm forcibly removed. What do you mean you don't wanna watch a show where Zachary Quinto plays a child kidnapping vampire and Jahkara Smith is a queer psychic librarian

We're only 5 and a bit weeks away from TWC and getting all our ducks in a row. On that note, if you are attending and have any accessibility needs, please let us know so we can make sure it is all as attendee-friendly as possible: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... #TWC #TheWeeCon

Omg I'm seeing The Crane Wives tomorrow night

My job is trying to kill me

I'm going to bang the drums for this show until I'm forcibly removed. What do you mean you don't wanna watch a show where Zachary Quinto plays a child kidnapping vampire and Jahkara Smith is a queer psychic librarian

If I had a favourite bot on MST3K I wouldn't tell you but there would be signs.

Vindicated in my dislike of Caleb Hammer

don't make a labour party conference joke, don't make a labour party conference joke

Stede in Chappell Roan's pirate coat

Don't forget to cancel HBO Max as well

Me when my wife has to listen to anything I say

LETS GOOOOOOO

remembering this untouchable pair of comments

Hi all! As promised, here are the prompts for the Our Flag Means Death reading challenge 📚🏴‍☠️ The goal is to read one book by episode. There’s three possible prompts by episodes, inspired by quotes. The challenge is not timed so everyone can go at their own pace. #OFMDReadingChallenge

Got a fic for a different sci-fi show coming later today, but I couldn't ignore my beloved X Files, so here's a frame by frame recreation of its iconic opening 👽🏴‍☠️ #OFMDTVAU

I found this website that just made up a bunch of Ed quotes and I can't stop laughing sevenswords.uk/our-flag-mea...

Happy birthday to my tattoo sibling and the bean who has made me cry the most /aff @faeeebaeee.bsky.social

Blended my own honeydew boba

GDT Godzilla movie wheeeeeeen

It's not even 10am and I'm pissed off at work.

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Godzilla: King of the Monsters" (2019)

"yeah, they get it..."

me whenever I saw Slendy