the only thing worth celebrating today 🎉🎉🎉

Do you ever get woken up at 5am by your cat yelling at you that the guy she's been talking to has driven up from London and you start to tell her that's a red flag before you realise she's a cat and your brain finally comes online.

my favourite part of the omfd wikipedia page is when it says ‘critics were disappointed in the cancellation’ followed by NINETEEN REFERENCES!!!

[steps onto soapbox] Please never assume that all members of a polycule are fucking each other. It's actually quite possible to be in a polycule and only be having sex with one person! Or none at all! There are many different forms of polycule after all!

this cutie turns 1 today 🥹 I think it's a pretty good pairing if you'll find yourself sitting by a pool this weekend...or (like me) longing to sit by a pool... archiveofourown.org/works/671108...

With my wages still getting garnished and some expensive and unavoidable car repairs (brakes and rotors 😭) setting the house back financially, we could use a bit of a nudge to help us get rent paid this week. Any little bit helps, boosting included. I appreciate you all. ko-fi.com/communionnim...

Idk who else is into unfiction but a tiktok just put me onto MiaMakesManifest on Instagram and it feels like such a throwback to the horror vlogs of the 2000s 🥰

Justice for the Infowars Elf

Watching a Japanese guy on a cruise from Kobe to Yokohama and I swear he has several stomachs because what do you mean he ate like 4 plates at the buffet at 5pm, had 6 plates for dinner at 7pm and then cake at 10pm.

Oh no one of my posts has hit the normies

Happy fake American food at Aldi week everyone

B&M have my favourite (read: the only one I will eat) cereal back in after over a year 😭

My essence cannot be captured on film

"why dont you ship-" it doesnt move my heart or my boner idk what to tell you. i dont choose where i end up.

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

Oh great apparently using "imperceptible" is a sign of AI. Fuck OFFFFFFF

Visit Marco's on your next visit to Hebden Bridge

Anyway I finished my starry night sky spread

What if someone turns up to tell me someone else we know is dead like my best friend did at my 18th (please don't do this)

@queex.bsky.social can't DM you but I've got a birthday party invite for you and Syd!!

Immortal life advice

Tfw my local tcg store gets official Pokémon League status and announced it with A FUCKASS AI POSTER

Been doing numbers over on Threads lately

Headcanon peer review

Watch me send out these invites and then ten people show up to a 120 person venue

Remember in Calypso's Birthday when Stede held Ed up against the wall and kissed him?

How am I supposed to show @duckieisevil.bsky.social my sick clapbacks if bsky doesn't let me send pictures in DMs

My upstairs neighbour started her washing machine at 6am.

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

Can someone else just organise my birthday plz

Me seeing that photo of Camilla and the wizard terf

I've never heard of a George Glass at our skewl

Man I just love OFMD fic writers u kno

Logging on like

Hello lovelies! We have a Wee Con treat for you today! Discounts for all tickets! A chance to win an online ticket! Last chance for submissions for workshops! Join us and you too can cone a statue! #theweecon

"I asked ChatGPT" yeah well I asked Roberta Sparrow and she said "every living creature on earth dies alone"

sadness curable only by edward teach returning to me in a third season of the hit hbomax show our flag means death

I'm joining a bunch of filmmaker groups on FB to try and get some unit stills roles and the amount of those fuckass AI flyers getting posted is infuriating

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

🎨🖌️ 🌍🦊💫 Earth's Light #projecthailmary

The discourse of the week over on Threads is an author who hasn't even published a book saying the idea of anyone writing fanfic of her characters is "mortifying"

I'm in the last part of Camp Damascus and IM STRESSED

Love getting to add my friends to my library

Stede Bonnet jaundice era

The concept of one company running two cons in the same building and not merging them is absolutely wild. What are you doingggg

I wanna do an OFMD themed page in my Pokémon binder. What cards should I get?

Oh to be 16 again listening to Origin of Symmetry for the first time.

There's a guy arguing with me on Threads that it's ok to sell physical copies of ROM hacks (that they didn't create themselves) because "most vendors in the US are unemployed and can't find jobs worth working"

Don’t dim your light just to keep others from feeling uncomfortable. Being transgender and fearlessly authentic is truly precious and beautiful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Cherish and protect the unique radiance of your soul🌈​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Our old pal Sean Harry has pissed off the Star Wars fandom. He cancelled his Star Wars event 48 hours before it was due to begin. Oh and he also still owes refunds for his cancelled Bridgerton event last year.