Putin is 73. Trump is 79. Xi is 72. I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.

The chubby exchequer has announced a new twistation scheme, following the attempted launch in the middle of last year. The chancellor wishes to remind everyone that the new program is still going ahead, and the time to prepare for the new round and round and up and down is now.

We should rekindle the idea of puritan names, but for sex stuff. Takes-It-Eagerly Jones Ready-Squirter Meadows Ploughs-Like-A-Tractor Smythe

I‘m never sure if Galvatron is an official transformer, as he’s only sometimes cannon.

This is a fascinating thread. I've had a viewpoint character trained in magical song use 'minim', 'breve' and 'quaver' as units of time.

Make a movie porn parody: Everyone, Every Hole, All At Once

This remains one of the greatest feats of shitposting ever, and it was in print in the early 80s.

my psyche keeps making stick-shaker noises whenever there’s a moment of silence in my home

Poetry enriches.

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

So he's defected from Badenoch, to the people who think he was a good Enoch?

DizzyAGE is older than the first Dizzy game was when DizzyAGE was released.

NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.

Dressing up as a vampire is stolen pallor.

For #BookQW here's a fragment of a nightmare from Eilert's perspective, as he remembers old fears. Wiz Duos 1 is available from the fine people at Wizard's Tower Press: wizardstowerpress.com/books-2/nove... #BookQuoteWednesday

The Aldebreshin Compass is one of my favourite series; in fact I think the world crafted in these four series is under-recognised as a stand out achievement, feeling fresh but also seeming grounded in the real concerns of believable people. I highly recommend the series.

The chubby exchequer has announced a new twistation scheme, following the attempted launch in the middle of last year. The chancellor wishes to remind everyone that the new program is still going ahead, and the time to prepare for the new round and round and up and down is now.

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

Repost with your home river. (I promise this is not a shitpost.)

Syd: How exciting! My isopropanol is being delivered soon. Me: Shots! shots! Shots! Shots!

I have an immense desire for things to return to being more easy peasy lemon squeezy, rather than difficult difficult lemon difficult.

Oh boy, Batman, you sure glazed *his* donut!

Alexander the Great would never

They beating yo ass in the user survey.

Since it's #SelfPromoSaturday, this might be of interest to you if you need ~1min perfect loops for videos, streaming, or games. Royalty free, a variety of moods, all with a 16-bit tracker feel.

In the age of genAI music slop, I feel like we should reevaluate Jive Bunny.

MST3K style cuck chair set up

When I started reading this tweet I had a moment where I wondered if my own thoughts on what jobs could be done equally well by AI would reveal biases I should work on, but then I remembered that the only jobs I think that about are upper management / executive-level jobs, so I think I'm good.

introducing the concept of an unreliable narrator to the worlds most prolific fanwiki editor and watching them immediately shit out their colon

Love novellas? How about two in one book? Wiz Duo Book 1 has wonderfully strange worlds created by David Gullen and Ben Wright. wizardstowerpress.co...

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"It’s not a PR issue, it’s an ethics issue." -- The Head Horse

man the video is circulating so settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs

This is not only obviously true but also applies to social media.

For #BookQW the word is 'happen', and here's an excerpt from A Weapon Too Free, where Essendra is asked an important question about her plans for the future. #BookQuoteWednesday www.patreon.com/posts/weapon...

Gave myself whiplash towelling my hair dry.

If you're looking for a couple of fascinating reads for the new year, you could do worse than picking this up. The festive season was a bit of a struggle this year, so any purchase helps. Not to mention, supporting small presses in general helps keep interesting fiction on the shelves!

I cannot think this is anything but the latest in a series of increasingly desperate attempts to pad Copilot user numbers.

Like I understand that both leftists (et al) and liberals (and centrists) are both against fascism and hate Trump. Good. It's that the liberals want to do the same shit they've been doing for 40 years that clearly doesn't work, and then call leftists traitors and trump supporters and idiots about it

I have yet to see any 4X strategy game implement simultaneous turns in a way that doesn't feel utterly scuffed.

Oh, you like cloning? That makes two of us

Went to play Super Mario World on the SNES Online thing, turned the crt filter on, and a big sign appeared saying that "while Mario is working class, he is still acting as a colonising force over the Goombas and Koopas due to structural power imbalances"

Masked. #grickledoodle #raccoons #robbers #masks #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

I hate to bring it up but I think that ominous Latin chanting just turned into triumphant Latin singing... we might be in real trouble here guys

-You boy! What day is this? -Why it's New Year's Day, sir! -New Year's Day? Those ghosts did it, all in one night! Tell me, young fellow, you know the stationer's shop around the corner? Do they still have the prize calendar in the window?

I hate to bring it up but I think that ominous Latin chanting just turned into triumphant Latin singing... we might be in real trouble here guys

Béchamel for the ready-made pasta Cheese and spinach with some dill for flavour

Hear fucking hear on all of these! All these conventions and "rules" are ingredients and you are the chef. Cook what you want to cook, and focus on making it tasty.

It's #BookQW and Eilert is meeting his former tutor. #BookQuoteWednesday wizardstowerpress.com/books-2/nove...