All of you that create OFMD fan art or fics, thank you. You keep the spirit of the beloved characters alive and thriving. That’s beautiful. 💖🏴‍☠️🌈 Long live the little gay pirate show that taught so many of us about ourselves. 🥳

Iran said no straights for pride

Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

Get putted in an outfit idiod #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #roachofmd #ofmdroach

To all my lovely friends who thoughtfully send me Christmas cards: I’m sorry for using your children’s faces to remove bugs from my house

Broke: young Izzy Hands looks like young Con O’Neill Woke: young Izzy Hands looks like Gilmore Girls-era Milo Ventimiglia

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

if i ran a social media network i would be trying to make it easier for everyone to see titties but thats just me i guess

I don't need to be "protected" from seeing porn, I need porn artists to be protected from being debanked, having their work stolen by AI, being abused for the content of their work, and going broke.

This week’s #OliveArtClub prompt is a classic: please make a picture of this apple. Total beginners welcome (everyone is really supportive!), digital or traditional mediums okay, no AI. I took the picture, all humans are free to share or sell their images based on it. Enjoy!

art for one of jack/izzy's best writers @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social's gorgeous fic 'all the apples on the ground' feat. jack and izzy. archiveofourown.org/works/459485... #OFMDfanart #izzyhands #calicojack

Come get your own medieval weirdo! *𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴* 🎺 Please read the entire listing for more info. ko-fi.com/s/814dd27d10 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #stedebonnet

Oh dear God!!! This is exactly what happens when dogs and cats lay down together. 😳 #Caturday

Shit Ubu, shit. Good dog.

Garden update: devastated to report that full sun really does make a difference for blooming plants like this canna lily

My reaction when meeting my therapist’s new intern.

This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

Ur totally right, singing is useless /s en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singing...

Listen, and thou wilt often hear my ivory foot upon the deck, and still know that I am there.

Trying to fix my B12 levels by eating buttered toast sprinkled with nutritional yeast over the sink at 11pm

My favorite wholesome meme

The everything bagel must feel overwhelmed by the weight of impossible expectations.

It seems as if no one knows how to end a show anymore but I’m about to start the final season of Hacks and I’m reeeeeally hoping they can stick the landing

I updated my kofi shop in case you want to make this little kraken part of your world 🌊 direct 🔗 ko-fi.com/s/df54aee104 #OFMDfanart #shopOFMD

Honestly bold of Zuckerberg to show up with his yacht in Seattle, when the Puget Sound is famously frequented by orcas. They could do the funniest thing rn…

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Randomly remembering the time in college that my friend made pumpkin soup but instead of pureed pumpkin she bought pumpkin pie mix and instead of regular whipping cream she bought sweetened whipping cream. Not a huge issue (dessert soup!) except for the onions and garlic the recipe also called for 🥲

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

i don't want it now i don't want it when it looks better i don't want it even though celebs shill for it i don't want it despite the billions spent to push it i don't want to look at it, read it, talk to it, deal with it i just don't want to interface with it in any way, simple as

Wait... why is this true? There's something to this...

All cheese is so good. Blessed are the cheesemakers.

I went to a depressing networking event that made me even more cynical about my industry and they only had cheese and crackers and lacroix so I’m starving, plus I wore the wrong fragrance and want to tear off my skin.

Ok real answer: In n out. The fries are absolute garbage and the only redeeming quality is ordering animal style because then they’re slathered in cheese and special sauce and grilled onions so you can’t taste them at all. Oh and they don’t have a vegetarian patty.

San Francisco Bay Area: AI

✶ “I am Man, i am Monster, i am Dog. Call me anything you'd like, As long as you call me Yours, yours, yours.” ✶

Lrt Violet if she was a dog

This is Tumbleweed. She is an artist, and this is her art. Doesn't expect everyone to understand. 13/10 (IG: winstonandtumble)

Garden update: the native showy milkweed is blooming! The bees love it; the monarchs have no idea it exists 🥲

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

Cameron Park Zoo in Waco TX has a new black-footed cat kitten (Felis nigripes). It's exploring grass for the 1st time here. This species is the smallest wild cat in Africa, but with the highest hunting success (~60%). They eat 1/6th their body weight in rodents & birds every night.

why dont men do their hair like this anymore

Lrt but what if the autism was the rizz all along 🤔

Thinking about this this morning #ofmd

Where does your heart ache? #arcane #silco #warwick #vander #vanco #zaundads

A lot of attention is paid to craft traditions in Western Europe and North America, such as handsewn Hermes leather goods and bespoke Savile Row suits. But the uneven focus leads some to believe that things made outside of these places are low quality. This is not true. 🧵

Pictured below are some mid-century examples of àdìrẹ eleko (starch-resist), àdìrẹ alabere (stitch-resist), àdìrẹ oniko (tying raffia around the cloth, sometimes with small seeds or stones to create a pattern), and even hand painted cloth. The last really turns cloth into art.

Morning Kitten