If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs (climate controlled wine cellar full of perfume)

the short month got away from me but i’m back this month for Dono Match Monday!! this month we’re donating to: tcpipeline.org/ more info in the thread below! ⬇️

We know a lot of people are choosing to quit smoking overall, and we support that. Smoking is terrible for your health! At the same time, we understand many people still smoke cigarettes. If you’re going to smoke cigarettes please quit Marlboro, and switch to Camel instead. Do you hear yourselves?

Donald Trump looks like he smells like a crusty piercing

It’s not like I have a bunch of other stuff I’m supposed to be working on or anything 🥲 #connorstorrie

ok yay I can feel my strength returning to me

Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcommmmme 🎶

And I would recommend everyone who can donate to MSF (Doctors Without Borders), one of few international medical orgs in Iran: doctorswithoutborders.org The ICRC also works with Iran's Red Crescent and has been operating there since 1977: icrc.org

Garden update: it’s in the 70s today and no rain in the forecast so I’m using the outside couch for the first time this year

Jewish people eat cookies on Purim. Little kids wear costumes. People give gift baskets and make donations to the poor. There are carnivals, and fancy family meals. Bombing Muslim countries is not a Purim tradition.

Subscribe to @imrights.bsky.social's Kofi and you can get cool art! This one's for the Buttons lovers! (1/2)

My request was "Buttons with silly birds on his head and other characters reacting." You can get monthly doodles like this at ko-fi.com/rights/ 🖤

I love reposting art posts. It's like putting someone's artwork on a digital refrigerator and making sure all your guests see it. Did you see my refrigerator? Did you see this beautiful art? Don't you want to follow my friend and put their art on your refrigerator, too?

Why does every AI logo look like a butthole?

Pssst - did you see the news that if you donate to your public library this week, you'll get a free audiobook credit from us? 👀⁠⏬

I hate asking for anything, especially money, but my family is under financial strain. If you or anyone you know can help, without causing financial strain upon yourselves, it’d mean a lot to Phantom and I! Anything helps, even sharing! Phantom’s Cushing’s test is March 4th. gofund.me/274355d42

Oh you like doing shibari chest harness work? You mean rackramé?

#ofmdfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

I am perfect the way I am #Pokemon #Gen10 #Pombon

“the broccoli of lesbianism versus the bread pudding of fake faggotry” open.substack.com/pub/dmlavery...

If they insist upon shoving ai down our throats in every product, the least they could do it make my phone keyboard learn from my typing habits because jfc this is untenable. I had to make a keyboard shortcut to capitalize “I” and there does not seem to be a way to add words to the dictionary

Nah

The girlies are fighting

It's been a week in British politics. Please allow Ben and Izzy to explain. 🔭🦡 (The Greens massively won a by-election, something no one dared to dream of happening, least of all Ben.)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a woman plumber MP who just trounced both Labour and Reform in a landslide by-election *must* be in want of a wife.

Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.

Lrt steddyhands

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

I don’t usually do direct redraws like this but in my defense, the photo already looked like one of my drawings. I did add a touch of whimsy though if you look close 👀 #connorstorrie #heatedrivalry #vman

Lrt me neither, he’s not special

I need you all to know he didn’t do shit today

i love my country

When the bottom of your sock gets wet

Always when I'm trying to nap on the couch. Daddy gets no respect. 🙄

Definitely questionable why an ID that has a picture of your face on it also needs a marker for Probable Underwear Contents.

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

You should care about this because trans people are human beings with inalienable human rights, but even if you don't, you should care about this for your own personal safety First they violate the rights of a group they think no one will fight for, and then they come for the rest of us

I don’t usually do direct redraws like this but in my defense, the photo already looked like one of my drawings. I did add a touch of whimsy though if you look close 👀 #connorstorrie #heatedrivalry #vman

got another "i wish i could draw" comment this week and i am yelling the same thing i am always yelling: drawing is a technical skill. it's teachable and learnable and it is never "too late" to start picking it up

march merch in Rights market -5cm ofmd doll pre-order -izzy keycap pre-order -ofmd random card

god forbid a girl have a cute lil breakdown

“I say this without wishing it at all, but even if it all ended now, I’d be floored. Anything after this really feels like a cherry on top.” New video of Connor for VMAN Magazine via VMAN

Democracy is dying in America. ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous. We need real leaders - not career politicians.

Lrt I hope those fuckers get put on waivers or sent down to the minors, since running over their dicks with a skate is probably frowned upon

“The ones headed back to Canadian teams – Winnipeg’s Connor Hellebuyck and Toronto’s Auston Matthews, in particular – will never live it down.” #GiftArticle 🎁 www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/a0344d6...

Flavor Fav is more of a patriot than every single member of the men's USA hockey team. I said it. I know it.

Everyone on the men’s US hockey team probably wears Dior Sauvage

Ottawa Centaurs would never