Get in losers, we're gonna Jack Off in August.

*blinks* Well, yeah!

Thank you, friends. You are all so lovely. Reading all your replies made me feel better today. Please enjoy my boys Western swing dancing. They are so focused and graceful! Art by @asisherright.bsky.social . Commission her!!!

Get in losers, we're gonna Jack Off in August.

Calico Jack speech bubble.

Happy birthday to this guy!

Didn't know I had an audience with the fucking p o p e.

First of May! youtu.be/gRhPeJ3uzOc

Hey! It's me!

Sometimes the tl is fun and whimsical

This summer...

Summer 2026

3. bsky.app/profile/made...

Didn't art much this year, but here's a little roundup of my 2025 stuff:) 1.

Hell yeah, fortune cookie!!!

Ol' Jack's been summoned

Woo Hoo!!!

Okay STEVE The party sucked anyway

Pick your poison baby girl

Pirates don't have friends Just fuck each other over Except me for you

Y’all, check out this fabulous piece of art of Jack enjoying the heck out of Izzy’s tits. #cjizzy #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath @jasckoffweek.bsky.social

Thanks A&A. Always knew I was immortal. 😁

Jack: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

IZZY HANDS

Have we done an idea where Jack has clapper lights installed just so he can make them strobe on and off when he’s fucking someone hard enough?

You know what they say, ride a horse and all! For #jackoffweek I got to cross of one of my to-draws with a cheeky Calico Jack! I pulled down my original post bc someone kindly let me know the one of my references requests credit when his image is used. My bad... 1/2

CJizzy as that one scene from Ghost Commission for @strangeairships.bsky.social I'm almost done with this batch so feel free tomdm me have many more spots free if you want one ! #ofmd #cjizzy #commission #izzyhands #calicojack

I need to catalogue that man’s hair. Show me your back. Show me your shoulders from other angles. Show me the bit where the hair over your belly transitions into

Oluuuuuuuu 💚💚💚

Oluuuuuuuu 💚💚💚

Okay I admittedly forgot completely about #JackOffWeek despite having it in my calendar but anyway! Reposting some of my older works:3 #edjack #ofmd #nadsart

Oh yeah!

Mom and Pop set me up nice!

[naked, unshowered, and covered in crumbs] ever hear of sex magick

Thanks for taking part in #JackOffWeek everybody! Don’t cry because Jack is leaving. He leaves you with memories and a case of the clap.

My other fic won’t be ready to post to AO3 for a bit so I wanted to cap off #JackOffWeek with my filthy young #JackEdHands Twitter thread fic. Trans Izzy, cis Jack & Ed. Absolute filth. Ed and Jack find out Izzy has a cunt. (Picturing this as the Always Sunny episode title.) ____

Thank you #JackOffWeek, it’s been a blast!!

WAITTTTTTT!!!!! #JackOffWeek wouldn’t be complete without @miaugly.bsky.social ‘s absolute fucking masterpiece: Calico Jack covering Iggy Azalea’s 2014 hit “Fancy” (feat yours truly on the hook) www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYcg2s9M/

ok OK so to ACTUALLY wrap up #JackOffWeek, have some StedeJack hate-fucking set mid 1x8🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/61968226 #JOW

Yeah! Me & Stede are HOT!