He was so fucking pretty here. Like, what he did to Izzy really isn't fair, looking that beautiful.

also consider:

yay, ao3 is up again 🙌 time to check out @killerweasel.bsky.social's hot jack/stede fic "pull your thumb out" 🔥

On the Marianne. Jack: Ooh, somebody has a crush Izzy: Fuck off, I don’t have a fucking crush on Ed, I'm training him. 'S not like I stay up at night thinking about him, you prick. *Later that night* Izzy, very much awake, thinking about Ed's pretty smile: Oh fuck.

Hands on the tits. So true.

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do you ever think about how stede came up with "gentleman pirate" after his first encounter with izzy and izzy became "the new unicorn" inspired by stede's figurehead. because I do.

#CJizzy After their first “date”, Jack brought a black coffee from the expensive place uptown and walked it up to Izzy’s doorstep. Izzy opened the door in a robe with his readers perched on his nose and his laptop clearly open on the kitchen table behind him.+

I'm not usually particularly Ed-coded, but I do believe in my heart that he would start pruning a bush and cut it basically all the way down to stumps and he's so real for that. Luckily bushes grow back, unlike toes 🥲

I *finally* remembered to order this. I was only able to glance through it but I'm so excited!!

Izzy: Stop thinking whatever you're fucking thinking. Stede: What? Izzy: You always make that face when you're about to say something fucking stupid just to piss me off. So stop. Stede: I love you. Izzy: Stede: Izzy: Stede: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. Izzy: I KNEW IT!! Incorrect Stizzy.

What if I said stickers today? ko-fi.com/s/20194448e3

53 minutes in

Yea, they did *this* and expected us to be normal about it.

Title: Pull Your Thumb Out Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Stede, Jack Pairings: Stede/Jack Word Count: 2258 Rating: NC-17 A/N: Modern AU Summary: Hitchhiking, intrinsically, is sexual and dangerous. - John Waters archiveofourown.org/works/71320011

like,,

The AO3 downtime period is lurking right behind you...do some fic downloads NOW!! 📱⬇️📚

I feel like a Jack that likes Stede, or wants to tease him, would call him goldilocks. I also feel like this thought is for @lovelaced.bsky.social, partially brought to you by @trashass6969.bsky.social

for @lovelaced.bsky.social Title: Pull Your Thumb Out Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Stede, Jack Pairings: Stede/Jack Word Count: 2258 Rating: NC-17 A/N: Modern AU Summary: Hitchhiking, intrinsically, is sexual and dangerous. - John Waters archiveofourown.org/works/71320011

I want a montage of Izzy materialising behind people and asking "Whatcha doing?"

The way Izzy is literally *shaking* during this. The expressions that go over his face are just masterful. Like there is so much inside this tiny little scene.

You know

Broke: Ed is a cat boy, Izzy is a dog boy, that’s why they’re doomed😔 Woke: Ed is a dog boy, Izzy is a cat boy, that’s why they are doomed😔 Bespoke: EdIzzy are praying mantis boys and it’s all part of their intricate mating ritual😌

This helps scammers determine if your number is a good number

Both of Izzy's braincells are so happy they're back to good ol' reliable sex-violence. Ed is wondering if he'll feel something again if he just ups the sadism. Wheeeeeee! bsky.app/profile/ofmd...

How long has it been since Izzy brushed Ed's face without the beard being there? How long has it been since Ed felt Izzy's hand on his cheek without the glove on?

new stede/calico jack fic out and it is so so hot!!! 🔥 #stackham 😍

Yea, they did *this* and expected us to be normal about it.

prepping for kinktober, and ed is looking pretty and Up To Something, or rather, he's about to be 🤭

Just got a message at work on Teams that said, "Queen. I need your assistance." This is how I would like to be address from now on, thank you. 👑😌

Another older #watercolor painting. A4, Ink on black watercolour paper, 2020. #Sherlock #BenedictCumberbatch #SherlockHolmes I am flattered if you reblog, but do NOT post my art on other sites/social media or use in any other way without my written permission.

He was so fucking pretty here. Like, what he did to Izzy really isn't fair, looking that beautiful.

🧜‍♂️CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🐉 Here's a preview of the amazing art done by @adhdedteach.bsky.social! See the full piece in our zine, available now!

Ricky, tied up on the Revenge: Didn't you die?! Izzy: That was fucking weeks ago, twat. Things change. Incorrect OFMD quotes

The old man talked about working out for acting roles, specifically s2, and how it helps him get his head in the zone. He then added with a smirk, “Plus it makes my tits look good.”

Good shape😌↕️

Hullo, uhm, I'm getting my listings ready for the WeeCon 👀 and was wondering if anyone might be interested in a print of this NSFW steddyhands work (I won't be putting it on my e*sy so ✨️IF✨️ you're interested, this might be the only time I print it :"B ) Let me know here or DM me, hello bye ;7; 💕

🦆🔞 NSFW print 👉🏻 ko-fi.com/s/44cd2409a6

Just over a week until pre-orders end for the new collection from #HausofHands! ko-fi.com/disastership...

✨️📯 -WEE CON PRE-ORDERS -📯✨️ (Open September 23th - October 5th) 📯I will virtually attend the WeeCon Floating Market, yay! ;7; I've updated my ko fi sh0p with ALL my #OFMD stuff available for pre-orders 🧵 #ofmdfanart

is there any interest in cheap (ish, thinking ~$20) sketch commissions? I wish there were polls on this website !! I do love doing the involved projects with 1023% effort but you all really like things i make super quickly as well #ofmdart #shopofmd bsky.app/profile/sens...

and its tie him up tuesday again~ ned looks real pretty in pink and lace 🤭

Stede: Things will get better! Izzy: Stede Okay, maybe they won’t. Izzy: Stede: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways! Incorrect Stizzy quotes

if u don't have anything nice to say, get stabbed idiot 📸 by the wonderful @adhdedteach.bsky.social 🥰 #fiddlehands #steddyfiddlehands #izzyhands #stedebonnet #nedlow #edwardteach #📜

Cat boyfriend #ofmd #edizzy #OFMDFanart #izzyhands #edteach #ourflagmeansdeath

me playing sims 4 now

This is both Ed Teach and Ned Low coded.