hate coming up with names for pieces. theyre images. they dont have names.

i grew up on long island and i'm scared of boats

it is time for your one hour babey break, do you: 1. exercise and shower 2. eat a whole meal 3. fold that laundry 4. fold that other laundry 5. go outside where the sun allegedly is 6. run an (1) errand .... 27. write

it’s me and my foam roller against the world

7:27PM

so what i am gathering is that literally every person with an iphone is having weird notification issues

milk bite cry. milk bite cry. cry cry drool. milk milk milk

happy one year old to one of my favorite photos which was taken, fun fact, the day before i found out i was pregnant. marlow’s first pirate weekend 💛

rhubarb + strawbs

everyone is so annoying (i'm everyone)

i have been on a quest to get the pizza dough i make from scratch to dupe the raw dough i get from the pizza place and after three weeks of similar successes i am ready to say on the official record: nailed it

ţ̶̡̱͎̦͕̬̬͙̈̑̈́̓͘͝͝ư̵̢̗̼͇̦̯̣͕͍̯̏͛̑̋̈́̑̔̇̈̚͜͝͝͠m̷̛̫̲̳͕̮̺̗͊̀̈́̉̍̋̅̿̾̓m̶̧̢͈̟͙͙̩̞̳̳̘̙̀͊̑̄́͆̇͑̂̀͋ͅy̵̢͎̫͚̹̤̻͋̔̔̉͐͆̒͊̿̔̒̈́͋̕͝ ̵̢͇̩̤͚̣͉̮̲̙̇́̓̂͊͜ẗ̴̪͉̝̘̫́̍̈́̈́͐̊̿͐̆̽͘͝ͅͅͅi̷̢̦̤͈̟͚͉̻̮̹̯̻̝̣͙̅́̅̽̓̈́̇̏̽̈́̎̎̓̓̎m̸͔̦̟̮̙̉͌͊̿͛̋̃́̽̌̏̍̒͝ͅe̸̡̘̪̣͕̼̣̤̗͙̞̾̑͒͌̽̐́̇̾̕͜͜͝ͅ

only being allowed to work on this draft for the occasional 30min to two hour chunk has really crushed my writing brain down into a diamond and also it makes me very tired i miss daydreaming

my pal's autocorrect just turned 'recession indicator' to 'repression indicator' and please know my brain immediately flashed to this outfit

this is how you know they were trained on ao3

my dessert projects tend toward the fruity and pointlessly complicated but sometimes you need to strip it all the way back to a very good brownie with very good vanilla ice cream bc there is truly nothing better

just a mourning dove taking in the sunset

wow, i be postin, can u tell it's my night off babeycare

in case you were wondering whether i'm a good person, i have a neighbor on my street whose name i have not ever learned and to whom i refer solely as "nicole kidman wig"

ask not for whom stede bottoms

writing is so amazing because here on draft *mumble mumble* i finally realized the point of something i’ve been doing from the beginning 🥴

u feel like a fraud bluffing thru all this and then the babey gets his little foot stuck between the bars of his crib and screeches and u run and then he’s clinging to your neck with all his little muscles and very suddenly u realize u are definitely against all odds The Mom

babey time is so odd because i am always timing everything—boobs, bottles, diapers—but never have any fucking concept of what time it is, what do you mean i was at the ice cream place before it opened at noon that’s impossible i’ve been awake for days

the babey is t̸̡̗̠̬͓̙̘͕͍̮̗̱͋̽̎͋̃̎͆̀̈̃͂́̈̅̓ͅè̵̡̡̥̜͓͍̠̳̗̤͉̣̖͇͖͖̘̮͍̰̣̟̗̦͔͍͎̠̝̔̍̓͐͐̎̉̿̇͆̽͆̏̄͂͜͜͜e̴̹̭̜̻̳̮̹̦̞̜͙̞͙̪̭̙͍̯̪̘͈̝͒̉́͒̌̂͊͑͛̀́̀̈́̄͒͆̏̅̈́̍̂̚͝͝ͅț̸̨̢̨̨̧̡̨̡̛̝͕̙͖̱͙̰͖̲̰̞̦̯̙͓͇̗̭̦̣̲̭̼̞̪̟̐͋͋̌̀̑̿͊̓̃͋̐͆̈́̾͗́̀́͌̄́́̓͑̄̍̿͊͋̒͌̓̊̑̍͛͗́̎̾͒͠ḩ̶̱̩͔̲̮̫̎̃̌͋̋̈́̐̈͒͛̂́̈̊́̾̿̽̽͒̌̈̿͛̚͘͠͝ͅǐ̸̡̢̢̡̢̮̟̼̜͓͙͓̩̩̩̯̞̯͎̼̮̤̠͓͓͎̞̰͈͚̥̱͕̘̹̗̫̘̖͎̇͑͆̍͆̔͜͝͝ͅņ̵̡̢̡̨̢̡̠̠͙͖̰̯̱̦͙̦̼̤̥̺̬̻̜̘̟̞͕̪̥̪̹̦̮̞͔͆̉͒̇͆̽́̆̐̏̔̈̋̀̋̆̋̄́͛̀̕͘̕̚͜͠͝͠͝g̶̢̢̡̡͇̥̰̙͇̬͍̻̜͎̼̖͕͉͓͉̪͎̥̹̟͇̺͑́̏̇̅́̇̊̀́̓̎̄̕͜ͅ

2:59 AM

jfc four american years since i started writing for this fandom what is time

uncritical support to the teenagers waking down my street on this gorgeous 70° night who just shouted HOLY FUCK DUDE HES PLAYIN FUCKIN SKYRIIIIIM in stereo when they saw partner playing skyrim thru the open window

partner has the babey today so i can get some writing done and it's so crazy what happens in my dumb heart when i go out to visit and the babey sees me and smiles so big and does happy kicky feet like what the fuck

when i got preg i asked my sister- and mother-in-law to paint a folklore inspired mural on the dollhouse ceiling wall of the kid’s room and it took a few trips but they finished it today and idk i think he likes it 🥹

pathological waste

mood

colbert on his first night off doing shots with these michigan grandmas and his close personal friend jack white on public access television GOD he was so good before late night i love him bless

OH WOW AN HONOR!!!!!

this mattress sale is for the fallen

i gave that baby a number,

hi i’m amy and i haven’t had much to say lately bc i had a babey in february but i am still here, all my pals are here, i like seeing your work on my feed and i participate where i can 💛

today the babey successfully rolled onto his stomach, immediately realized he had self-inflicted tummy time, and then had a meltdown

we're all in various stages of pegging our favorite pirate

will you come to your crib this naptime. don’t go to tantrum. come to your crib, you’ll have so much fun, it’s so comfy, no one will cry. you could have one hour, maybe two. you’d be completely asleep. alone.

okay it was worth turning the oven on

i feel like someone out there has definitely solved the problem of how to make the basement dehumidifier collude with the upstairs humidifier bc carrying buckets of water up two flights of stairs cannot be the way

pls someone come break it to this dipshit that is 95° with an air quality warning and no one wants to take him on a walk so he can gather the grass he will later puke up inside

i got 3# of rhubarb from the farm market so u know what that means 🥧🥧🥧

caramelized onion and chard with goat ricotta (rigoatta, per my goat cheese dealer), thyme, chives, parm, spring, yum

i know we have a lot to get to but can we also outlaw gas mowers and ride-ons for tiny suburban lots thx

please behold this lad i picked up at the weekly flea today. he is my third son and i love him and will use him to terrorize my cat son and human son

finally made friends with the hot goth lesbians in the farm market line every week by realizing we were both whisper-bitching about the same old lady who always cuts everyone—i love a shared enemy

i saw an owl on this morning’s hike. i’ve always wanted to see an owl. we think he’s a barred owl and you can hear him call amid the babey gurgles

neapolitan, margherita, sicilian, hawaiian, new york, and chicago deep dish

hi you should read this excerpt as this was already my favorite book of 2026 back when i read the ARC in ……… november of 2025