Little baby Izzy wanted to join in too, the clothes are too big for him but he had fun! Tiny baby Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social

The boys were excited to get their package from @disastershipblonde.bsky.social today, all new designer clothes! They look fabulous and had to do a photoshoot - obviously! Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social

There's a really cute girl on Celebrity Mastermind, and I was like 👀 and then she was introduced as "Izzy".

the energy im bringing into 2026

A little piece of roast lamb for dinner, followed by trifle with Cointreau, cherries, and Bailey's squirty cream. We're staying in, watching Fallout. It's been a terrible year, and I'm taking "didn't die" as a victory.

And hot on his heels is his season 2 twin, modelling a new unicorn fit for a vie that’s very much en rose! #hausofhands 4/7

And don’t forget Haus of Hands can meet your advertising needs, as CJ and his tiny husband demonstrate. Show this pic at Calico Jack’s Tattoo Shack for a free Dark & Stormy with every tattoo! #hausofhands 5/7

And back to our 20cm Izzy who’s firmly in Daddy mode now… he’s looking forward to showing this to his crew after the show. #hausofhands 6/7

Next we have season 1 15cm Izzy who’s in his favourite black, and there’s no doubting his career of choice! The ideal pink pirate club wear for a night out in the Republic #hausofhands 3/7

Kicking things off, here’s 20cm Izzy modelling the latest in ship wear. Perfect for that pleasure cruise or piratical adventure, it’s light and practical and nails his colours firmly to the Revenge’s mast #hausofhands 2/7

The lads gather for the grand finale, and wish you all a very Happy New Year 🥳 All dolls by @imrights.bsky.social and their haut couture t shirts by @disastershipblonde.bsky.social #hausofhands 7/7

Conito bonito of the day... day 337

Okay, all the UK orders (I think) are in the post! You should all have your tracking numbers now. 🖤 It's a bank holiday coming up, but they're 24 hour tracked packages, so they may turn up anyway. Post lady was unsure. 🖤 If I've messed up your order in any way, let me know! (Cont...)

#HausofHands Packing up orders today! You'll get a notification when yours is in the post.

Channel 4's catchup thingy has Cutthroat Island, aka the film that killed the pirate genre, aka the coolest thing I'd ever seen as a little kid. Geena Davis 😍

This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history

I'm still using my iPod classic. This is the way.

My friend bought me doll clothes for Christmas "because this is the closest I'll get to buying you baby clothes 😜" Bitch. But they're correct. The necklace Izzy is wearing originally had a butterfly charm, but I replaced it with a swallow. Babies by @imrights.bsky.social of course.

I just made a lovely, refreshing lobster salad for dinner, but in my defence - I'm on the wrong continent for this heist.

"Hey, Izzy, what do you call the weird period between Christmas and the new year?" "The Merrynaeum."

Okay, antibiotic time. Who knew nailbeds could go rogue!

Yeah I am not normal about amc the Terror and need to show my sims build 🧵

Izzy Hands is forever (threat)

Woke up feeling weird at 3am and it turns out I’ve got an infection under my thumb nail. A thing that is apparently possible.

We're watching Shaun of The Dead and I can't believe I was in a lift with Bill Nighy obliviously talking about monsterfucking.

We're at the Turkey Soup point of Christmas, and I am SO looking forward to the vegetables.

US friends - is the postal service back to normal now? You receiving things okay?

Plunkett & Macleane mention! Sharing this again: little horror Izzy Hands starting out robbing coaches. Tunes in the same spirit as the film. 🖤 open.spotify.com/playlist/33q...

Me watching everyone get into the hockey thing.

something of yours is still mine to keep ✨

Nibbling on saucisson and brie, or, as Izzy would say, chewy things and gooey things.

Look at him being so beautiful and wearing my necklace 🥲

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

I participated in a secret santa event this year and i got @basydraws.bsky.social 💖 and, of course, i drew Izzy Hands from 'Our Flag Means Death'. Drawing him was such a blast~!

❄️ Blessings to @therealcononeill.bsky.social for sharing this Holiday message with the #ofmd fandom (not sure it will be safe on Instagram or YouTube, but bsky fans get a special treat) #ourflagmeansdeath ❄️

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

Don’t drink and sleigh, Izzy.

I got a SEWING MACHINE! Which means I now have to learn how to to use a sewing machine.

Coopeeeeeeeeer! ❤❤❤ #ConONeill #CooperONeill "No actual reindeers were harmed in the making of this film !!!! Merry Christmas you filthy animas C xxx"

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

What is Izzy doing for Christmas? Any ships or none.

I have a massive one of these, and I've got my best friend one for Christmas.

mall santa hornigold and the alt kids 🎄🧑🏻‍🎄

Right, I've made the stuffing, laid the table, defrosted all the things, and swapped bottles of wine with the neighbours. It's time to sit down (with a beer).

Absolutely fascinated by the description of John Bishop as "the Londoner".