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Just spent half an hour explaining "get in the robot" to my partner, and ended up saying "What if the Bible but Transformers?"

Stede insisted upon celebrating a certain holiday, so I gifted him a practice sword for sparring lessons. "Widen your stance, Capitan Estupido," Jimmingbird beat him in 3 seconds! Starzzy took out his sword and Stede exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Where do you even hide that? That's SpongeBob logic!"

Roses are red Stem held between teeth I ordered us takeout but it's

"Of all the ocean's treasures, you are the most precious." Happy Valentine's Day from Hen!Izzy and this "Sailors' Valentine" of a baby Kraken! Sailors' Valentines were Caribbean shell mosaics that sailors brought home as gifts. southstreetseaportmuseum.org/rethinking-s... #dollposting (1/3)

Got Izzy a tiny sword for Valentine’s Day and he used it to rob me these chocolates at knifepoint.

Иззи в душе романтик, просто я не могу это доказать ~ #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #illustration #ofmdfanart #israelhands #izzy #izzyhands #art

HAPPY VALENTINES DAYYYY #steddyhands #ofmd #ofmdfanart

happy valentine

Actually physically traumatic 😂

I put nice longish straight lady nails on last night, and it's taken less than 12 hours for them to drive me stark raving insane, so I've pulled them all off.

2023 edizzy repost

Izzy, you must pilot the Eva or Ed will have to do it again.

Small Izzy doodles before bed 🏴‍☠️⚔️ #OFMD #IzzyHands

It is Friday, it is dark outside, and there is STILL no Samba & Con cooking class.

This is a scam. If you see this, DON'T click it.

Planned a lovely healthy evening of sobriety, home cooked food, and an early night. What I got was a pain flare, the floor, and morphine.

Mods are asleep. Post The Bill. www.tumblr.com/feelmyskin/7...

Greggs have started selling iced matcha and every time I go by, I hear Ben like "Liitle oik. Look. Expand your horizons with whatever that is." "It's green tea, and no thanks." "Only the strongest builder's tea for my little ruffian. Four sugars and a Sports Direct mug." "Don't make this a thing."

Trying to focus on important academic stuff, but Izzy, Ed, and Jack keep menacingly strutting down my corridors like Heaven 17. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwt...

Lots of work to do today, but I’ve got this little guy and a green potion to keep me going.

This has knocked me sideways because I went to a lot of schools and I don’t think a single one had pointy roofs.

Watching the Winter Olympics and remembering something Ahir Shah told me once. Posh people do dangerous sports, like skiing, because if they break a leg and have to spend weeks in bed off work, they don’t stop earning. Think it might be as good a class test as what you call your settee.

The Olympic skating is cool as hell, but every single couple is a short bleach blonde + a slightly taller brunette twink, and I cannot tell any of them apart. Are they all performing twice? No idea.

Izzy sends this to Ben @disastershipblonde.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DUjdP7G...

I did this the other day and really upset the guy. Felt great. Fuck 'em.

Found myself saying "It's calico time!" out loud at my sewing class.

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

Flashback to the time we put our house up for sale and the real estate agent didn't check how the web preview looked when the link was posted to Facebook:

what you need to adjust your vibrations today is this song from the album with the greatest cover, of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzDE...

Sorry about the pun, it's a reference to this tiktok people have been sending me and tagging me in for the past few weeks.

This is the owner of this account. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-tE...

Anyway, I have a migraine so I'm going to eat a pizza, drink an unwise beverage and ponder Calico Jack's intense crush on Izzy Hands, who is rude to him.

There's got to be a way to port existing Discord servers over to somewhere else. I feel like we've done this before with Livejournal. I'm not giving anyone my ID, but I also don't want to lose years of material.

Discord is going to demand every account use facial recognition or give them our real ID in March. Let's write them right now and explain how much "no." support.discord.com/hc/en-us/art...

Shit.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Upon hearing that the children love horses, Izzy takes them to the track. He generously buys each of them a packet of crisps, teaches them how to read a racing form, and helps them place a bet with their allowances - largely with the aim of showing them that they'll probably lose.

me when i resigned as downing street chief of staff

This does mean it's plausible that Izzy would meet Stede's children and pull a coin out from behind their ears and they'd think it was lame until they realised the coin was a switchblade or something. Like, he's *trying* to be normal.

The more I watch this the funnier it is that he's essentially doing children's party magic misdirection and then throws a punch and stabs at the same time. Izzy is not getting invited back to this McDonald's.

Has anyone ever used this site to sell dolls? I keep thinking about commissioning Benjamin Hornidoll, but logistics for a group order scare me and I like the idea of it being handled for me. mycraftzone.com

I felt really stupid about this last night, but here's how it worked: 👉 Commenter with an abbreviated version of my Tumblr username commented with specifics about the fic. 👉 I thanked them. They responded with reference to the fic again. Asked if I was on socials anywhere to talk about writing...

We sing this song all the time in our household.

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

Tori Amos in 1994: