Dammit, Ed, for the last time, NO.

Regret to announce that Calico Jack has fallen in love with... me.

Izzy is so cute and eternal 🥰 No matter for long it's been since I've re-watched ofmd, his voice and tone are always there and it makes me laugh

Look how furious these ding dongs are to be confronted by George Michael

Incredible spam email.

THE BABY 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Their neurodivergent asses😌

Far right vandalism locally, called out by the MP, and the Facebook comments are exactly as you might expect. But the kicker? The thing that has me wheezing? Top commenter is claiming his surname is Vaughan-Williams.

Sure, why not

Silver is too expensive to work with now. My usual jewellery supply shop - where I got the parts to make Con's unicorn leg - has just gone under. I was hoping to get back into it and make some more big pieces, but... no.

the star will always accompany the moon🌕 [ #ofmd #blackbeard #izzyhands #art]

MAWWIDGE.

ok well this made something click in my head for some reason

i noticed a painting in the background of the scene where ed shoots izzy. i messaged my art history expert @florenceafter12.bsky.social & asked them what it was. but, they couldn't tell from the blurry screenshot. but THEN, weeks later, @ofmdframes.bsky.social posted a clearer pic & Florence DMd me

What's that service you use to get around insane US-to-UK shipping costs?

Delicious thread. 🍽️

Managed to snag an ita bag with a doll compartment made to handle a Big Ol' Head. I'm so pleased. 15cm Izzy fits in it so happily. Pics to follow.

WB 🔭🦡 Ben watching the Labour chaos

Love that flavour of Goldenboy where Ben's settling for Izzy because he can't access Ed yet, but then it dawns on him there's something so deeply wrong with Izzy it's like he's found a rare Pokemon. That he can fuck.

The competition is stiff.

Wes Streeting trying to oust Keir Starmer is like a hernia battling an abscess for attention.

hey man the music in here just switched from extradiegetic to diegetic. are you about to embark on an emotional journey. you gotta tell me if your fucking movie is starting dude

Oh gosh oh heck drunk

For #OFMDWIPWednesday

@pompompastel.bsky.social Harley, are you on Discord? I've got something to send you, but I can't send DMs here because of the ID issue.

Videos of spa-like service for plushies at Cleaning Yonmarusan in Yamanashi Prefecture have gone viral on social media, mesmerizing fans and attracting customers from around the world.

More like Wes Yeeting, am I right, folks? (I am so sick of these people.)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1... 19 mins - and probably 10 mins waiting outside Starmer’s office whilst he made him sweat. His ministerial career is probably in the dustbin and whoever succeeds Starmer it won’t be Wes.

i love this game

CHAOS WITH ED. GIVE THE PEOPLE (weird British political Bluesky shitposters) WHAT THEY WANT.

Are we... are we getting chaos with Ed Miliband?

Yesss yesss @disastershipblonde.bsky.social

ofmd s2

Dr Stanley did this to every single guy on Erebus.

Yeah 🙂

Israel Hands in the Assassins Creed Black Flag remake? 😯

Just made cauliflower cheese so good I did a loud moan.

Those who were thrown out, we salute you.

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Uhhh happy mother's day? From "the sky set to burst"

I'm watching Titanic and was momentarily flattened by how the line "It is a little slut, isn't it?" would 100% work on both Izzy's braincells.

celebrating everyones favorite nagging motherwife today

I love this game.

Breakfast of champions.

I need you to see him, @frooogscream.bsky.social!

Fully lost it at "I am the Big Chungus of this United Kingdom!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0lr...

Whomst is Jim Fan on ko-fi? I'm try to reach them about their order.