MAGGIE: there's no captain since ned died, he was useless so we decided we don't need one. i call the shots in raids but we call it a worker-owned co-op JACK: that's so smart, babe, i knew you were a genius MAGGIE: no it was this cool pirate we met, steve bonnet. guy was a fucking badass JACK: 😠

i miss our flag means death so much there's just a giant pirate ship size hole in my heart

Hey loves, I need help and need to add to my to-do list. If you've ever wanted to get some art from me now would be a really lovely time. 🧡 Please help me fill up my coin purse again and give this a share. Thank you so much.

stede in season 2

Needing Season 3 of hit tv show Our Flag Means Death 😭 #ofmd

Smal 🤏

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Okay please shit on jkr But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children” Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

a creature from the deep #ofmd #ofmdfanart 🌊

Oof. Can anyone help me out here?

Here's what I've been working on :)

Please pause what you're doing and look at this sweet lil guy

there are now nine U.S. attorneys for all of Minnesota. they're not going to have time to even indict a ham sandwich.

STOP I LOVE THEM ENDLESSLY

Peter Thiel has been open about this for a long time. Trump is a way to break the republic, which can then be replaced by “free economic zones” with oligarchs as dictators and tech as a taskmaster for helpless humans without any rights. (1/2)

new pfp because i need both hugs AND drugs

Psst hey. Crew for life. 🧡🏴‍☠️🧡

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

it's time to get her refills again so i appreciate all the help and signal boosts 🙏✨️🐱🥹

Wild that Neil Gaiman shared that long substack about how he’s secretly innocent because I read through it a week ago after someone was spamming it in my replies and it’s the type of shit that’s only convincing if you think “she described it as grooming, not sexual assault” is a persuasive argument

Slightly concerned by how many pirates follow this shitbag. Either you need to reassess your support of him or you need to reassess your place in the OFMD community

*sitting on the ground, this drawing in front of me, looking up at the both of you like a guilty dog being confronted with a chewed-up remote* ok. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

you've heard of stede braiding ed's hair, but have you considered ed braiding stede's hair?

CATEGORY 7 AUTISM EVENT

If you want to cheer me up a bit on my birthday, you can share this post ✨ I'm looking for loving homes for my traditional art originals! They all were created with love and watercolour pencils ❤️ You can find the gallery here: ko-fi.com/illustory/sh...

Omg! The gifts keep coming! An actual cast photo from the 2007 Edinburgh Fringe production of Breaker Morant with Adam Hills and Rhys Darby! #RhysDarbyFaction

⚠️TO EVERY ARTIST HERE ON BLUESKY, WATCH OUT!!⚠️ Don't believe that qAI account, DON'T CLICK ON ANY LINK if you got mentioned by them!! Stay safe y'all🙏💖💖 #moot #artmoot #artistonbluesky #artsky

Canada continues to tempt right-thinking Americans into secession with their objectively superior weather predictions creatures Pledging my eternal devotion to Lucy the Lobster

Bringing back my sacred texts… I mean art. Thank you chappell roan *chef kiss* #ofmd #ofmdart

A few years ago I watched a silly pirate show on the suggestion of a friend, things did not go as planned. These flash sheets are one of many love letters to Our Flag Means Death. And to the fandom that’s as much a found family of weirdos as the crew themselves. 🏴‍☠️🖤🏴‍☠️#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

We're at $35/475! Please keep spreading the word, retweetimg, and boosting. We really appreciate it!

people be like "why don't celebrities just come out???" and then as soon as a celebrity is a bisexual person they start throwing every biphobic stereotype under the sun at them

I made these little felt Mer Ed and Mer Stede for my Christmas tree last year, and I figure they can do more good in an auction than cooped up in my decorations box all year! (I've got to fix Stede's hair a bit.) #FandomMarket

Rowling referring to Lolita as a “great and tragic love story” Jesus fucking Christ. Not only is she a shitty writer but she’s also profoundly stupid and I think we skim over that fact far too often.

ed he’s not listening to me 🥺

Shop update: Consider the bandwagon jumped. New skeins of handspun, hand-dyed red yarn available; one should be enough to knit the Melt The ICE hat pattern. journeyman-fiber-arts.myshopify.com/products/red...

How shocking. The Sunday Herald, 21 May 2000:

“Over 400 children are detained at the Dilley facility, which currently holds approximately 1,200 detainees.”

As well as performing a specially written podfic live, @fullofhope137.bsky.social, @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social, @babykraken.bsky.social, @kninjaknitter.bsky.social and I are also hoping to have time for a short AMA session. If you have questions for us drop them here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

Look, you only get expelled by the Labour Party if you want to feed some starving children, not minor stuff like advising and receiving money from convicted sex offenders

ICE getting rocked in LA.