A little snippy from an upcoming chapter of the truck stop boys Chapter 1 here should you feel so inclined... archiveofourown.org/works/848034... #wipsnips #ofmdfic #gentlebeard

Chapter 4 is up! Izzy arrives at NASA and we get to meet a few more members of the crew! Now we just need to convince Stede to get some sleep. 🚀🌏☄️🕳️🌠🛌 archiveofourown.org/works/839318...

I've been struggling a bit lately, even podficcing has been hard. But I managed to do this one of my own fic, Pink Flags. I have a massive soft spot for these two, who met all because of a mediocre pizza. 🍕🦋🏳️‍🌈🥠👱🏻‍♂️💖👨🏽

i was thinking about this again during our OFMD s2 watch party, so here's a post i made about it on ofmdtwt

⭐️Just two clockbros helping each other out… FOR SCIENCE ⭐️ (Fellow sickos, this is for you 😘) 🪨 🍆 💦 #phmfanart #projecthailmary #grocky #projecthailmaryart #phmsnsfw #myart

As ao3 seems to be behaving again, here's a cheeky next day bump for these cutie patooties 😘

My podfic of Our Flag Saves Stars by @petrichorca.bsky.social & @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social is now complete!! A series of OFMD Project Hail Mary AUs featuring various characters and ships.

hmm? no, uh, i’m blackbeard 🤫 😏

The gentle sloshing of water was the only sound in the room before Ed finally broke it with a soft, “sooo.” I know wonderful @chaoticreader.bsky.social already put this up, but I just had to share him again for #ofmdMerMay! 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/652852... #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Let's go! These are the most fun fandom projects I've been part of and you don't need to be any kind of practiced artist to get involved- it's really a work of love by everyone for everyone ❤️

ed and stede trying oh so very hard to be quiet while fucking on the revenge that the second they get to their inn they fuck so loud crazy style it expels 20 different species of wildlife from the area

SATURDAY! 16th May! OFMD S2 marathon, ep 1-8 (just for fun i'm gonna begin with OFMD s1 ep 10) beginning at 5pm EST/ 4 Central/ 3 Mountain/ 2 PST

Little timezone bump 🫶

“That’s the captain’s chair 😤” This is baby’s first smut, be nice lollllll

Just signed up 🫣 wish me luck! 🪡 #OFMD #LaVieEnFrames

I'm in. Are you? 🫵

Getting a nice lil comment on a fic is like getting a hug, a high five, and a cookie all at once Thank you people who comment, I love you, you’re the best 🧡

[chinhands] Pretty baby. 🥹

If you want to read about: Sex lessons ✅ Stede’s secret sex journal ✅ Ye olde sex shoppe ✅ Ed jealous for no reason ✅ Spanish Jackie’s bridal suite ✅ Sexy pirate roleplay ✅ Idiots in love pining while fucking ✅ “living on your breath” is complete for your weekend reading #OFMDfanfic

Hey. D'you wanna build a found family from an internet community of strangers centered around a queer pirate workplace comedy rom-com? #OFMD

New fic! Hear my tyres sing to the asphalt (aka the truck stop boys) When Trucker!Ed pulls into a rest stop in the ass crack of nowhere, a chance encounter with a golden haired lunatic changes his life forever Gentlebeard | Explicit | modern AU | 22k archiveofourown.org/works/848034...

I made this Ed and Stede kissing 2048 board the other day if you’re into that sort of thing all2048.com/game/6a022b1...

⭐️ GRACE ROCKY SAVE STARS ⭐️ These two, right?! 😭 (I love them 🪨 ❤️🧍🏼‍♂️) #projecthailmary #phmfanart #gracerockysavestars #projecthailmaryart

“living on your breath” is complete now in case you want a cheeky little 81k read. I had the best time bringing you these sweet, horny canon-divergent boys 🫶 #OFMDfanfic

I was going to wait until I’d finished the corresponding Ed piece, but I could use the good vibes now. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

✨⭐✨😌💖😌✨⭐✨

trying to flirt while holding in your guts so they don't start poppin out all over the place

it's always interesting to me that some people think ed was "out of character" at the start of season 2 because he was already passively suicidal, violent, emotional. it just wasn't depicted too explicitly and he obviously got worse when he lost his only hope that he could have a different life

Me every time I boot up this game

It's finals week and I have a lot of grading to do, so naturally I'm NOT doing that. Here's a drawing of Buttons

A little #WipWednesday snip from my and @citrussyndicate.bsky.social's RBB, in which we get first contact #ofmdfic

He kills children? ❦ Well, it has to be a really bad kid. He's not a bloody monster.

Just posted: A tentative reunion between two friends (but *just* friends, obvs). Has amazing art by @aliassamm.bsky.social! #OFMDFanfiction Forever is a Feeling, Ch 5 archiveofourown.org/works/802439...

thinking abt how post s1 finale stede never once questions that ed loves him which is INSANE. pre-reunion he’s not like “what if he’s moved on” he’s just still worried that he’s bad for ed!!!!! but never once does he seem worried his feelings are unrequited. what the fuck

“He took another long drag of his cigarette, eyes on the tight weave of his own trousers, polyester gleaming in a much less appealing way than Stede's silk. ‘Sometimes I just feel really done with it all, y'know? Like I'm fucking… drowning. You ever feel that way?’” #OFMDfanart #OFMD

#TakeTwoTuesday we finished with Murder Widows Evelyn & Mary, including a cheeky nod to another TV show near the end 🌍 @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social and I had a lot of fun imagining OFMD characters as Ryland, Rocky, and the computer and robot in some cases 🌌👎🤩 archiveofourown.org/works/83554236

I am always thinking about Stede kissing Ed once and immediately becoming the horniest mfer to walk the planet, he wanted his Edward so goddamn bad lmaooo but also 😭😭😭

🌏☄️🌏 Chapter 3 is up! 🌏☄️🌏 While waiting for Izzy and the rest of the crew to arrive, Ed and Stede spend some time getting to know each other and perhaps getting into some mischief. 🌏☄️🌚🪨 archiveofourown.org/works/839318...

You know, I thought I'd have a cooler death than this. Something like being eaten by a tiger, or massaged to death my mermaids or... belly flopping into a volcano.

Ngl, could still use help. I’m also looking for a part-time remote job to supplement my full-time income that would, in a non-dystopia, be enough to live on 🙄 gofund.me/a329d9c8c

dramatic gay exit 4 dramatic gay exit relationship 😤😡🏃🚪💥

In my sad and WIPless state, I take-two-tuesday this bad boy because who couldn’t use a little summer afternoon belly worship?

Project Hail Mary has given me a lot of the same vibes/feelings OFMD does, and @happydaiz.bsky.social's readings of @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social's and my crossovers just increases those hopecore feelings tenfold. 👎👎👎 words of great appreciation!!!

On this #TakeTwoTuesday I'm thinking about my science dorks. When I watched a silly show about pirates, I never could have predicted that I would end up researching how nuclear fusion reactors work 😂 The things we do for our beloved blorbos... archiveofourown.org/works/65634406 #OFMDFic

Pirates who are in or around Scotland, or who want an excuse to visit, Pride is on Saturday July 18th and it would be fun to maybe meet up and have a day? We could do the parade, or watch, and enjoy hanging out? #OFMD

Look ma, I'm on a podcast! Thanks for having me, @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social ! This was such a blast 💖

rain #ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026 #gentlebeard #merstede

Lezzgo Figwit! ❤️

when Jackie brings the bar back better than ever in season 3 she starts offering nose juice to-go bottles