Fuck yeah Artemis 2! Go!!!

Watch the buttons!

Gotta #TakeTwoTuesday our baby, the fic that ended up 10 times as long as @jjleftshoe.bsky.social and I thought it would 😅 60k of pining with a very happy ending and a couple of follow-ups in the series. We love these boys so much!! ❤️🏴‍☠️🏒

Watership Down terrified me as a kid, but you know what? An ofmd AU might be just the ticket to facing my fears...

Bringing this back for #TakeTwoTuesday

For #TakeTwoTuesday here's some innkeepers era pwp, featuring probably one of the funniest lines I've ever written... archiveofourown.org/works/64257778 #OFMDFic #Gentlebeard

omg I love them all so much 😭 #RhysDarbyFaction #TaikaTuesday

Stede: "he probably thinks i'm a fool, that Blackbeard 😔" that Blackbeard: 🤨😜😠🤪🪞

I'm back home! Take care of them for me while I unpack my suitcase and get back to my routine, please? #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard

Good morning! It's been a minute, but we're back! #OFMDfanart

Ed’s big beautiful brown eyes should have been included on his list of crimes. -Stede Bonnet, probably #OFMDfanart #OFMD

If you're looking to read some (mostly) gentlebeard ofmd fic on this Sunday afternoon, may I present this collection of rec threads I've made over the last year or two?

RAFFLE RESULTS: CONGRATS TO VICTORIA B, invoice# 3143146!! Raffle draw below! We'll email you :) #fandommarket

New interview with Taika about the release of Hunt for the Wilderpeople and other things! 🐗 archive.is/202603281621...

he needs his emotional support sir godfrey thornrose

New little interview with Taika! 🔗 archive.ph/MpDkh

📜 Saturday fic rec 💖 "Send out the morning birds" (2024, AU, Rated E, 41K) by @foxtails Ed's done surviving in a postapocalyptic world, until a new arrival at his community makes him reconsider. AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/57247294 #OFMDFic #OFMD

How does one... get it out?

Please stop spreading this rage bait. The quote everyone's angry about, about "crappy identity politics," is not from Weir.

He got into the preserves reserves. He's basically more sugar than man. Stede is staring. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

chuck tingle says we should all hype our work more so i think everyone who’s into it should read Glass Houses, thank you archiveofourown.org/works/42765579

My podfic of A knight in black leather by @insane-foliage.bsky.social. After a noisy children's party, Louis trips and falls, scraping up his hands and knees. Stede is just about ready to tear his hair out. But then, along comes a knight in black leather to save the day.

"ed is hyperfixated on stede" STOP flag on the play "ed is interested in stede" "ed and stede are friends" "ed is in love with stede" ed is a human person having human emotions! hyperfixating on people isn't a thing! you are pathologizing being a human!

(h/t @savernake.bsky.social ❤️) #ofmd

🌔❤️🌌 #ofmd

This scene means so much to me and I don't think we talk about it enough. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

More truck stop boys #WIPSnips

*Contains RWYLM spoilers for the latest chapters!* I slammed open Procreate and started drawing this theee second I read the zero draft scene weeks ago 😂 Then I sort of missed that Ed wasn't still wearing the dress in the initial draft. Then Dahlia changed it, because hot 🥵 #OFMDNSFW

I must tell you that I'm reading this fic and giggling and kicking my feet because it's so good! The tension, the slow burn, the dialogues! Go read it if you haven't already! 🧡

Hey. I'm your friend.

If you've read this first chapter you'll know how delightful it is. Narrating it was an even more delightful experience!

Ch1 of my podfic of According to Plan by @mustardwrites.bsky.social. Stede has taken one day off. ONE. His classroom is a complete disaster. Who the fuck IS this Ed Teach? He can suck eggs in hell, as far as Stede is concerned. A modern-day enemies-to-lovers teacher AU.

AT LONG LAST: the divorce boys get their happy ending!! 36,000 words of fucking and kissing and being disgustingly happy, you all earned it 🥹💜🌹 This update is actually 3 chapters instead of the usual 2, so make sure you don't miss anything! archiveofourown.org/works/702434...

i always come back to this dialogue as a little microcosm of the show's thesis. it sounds like stede is saying something ridiculously naive and stupid that's going to get everyone killed and by the end you see he was 100% right. getting rid of gunpowder to make room for marmalade was the right call.

a treasure map 🤩 it took me forty minutes of intense bargaining to get this 😤 the vendor wasn't gonna sell it to me, but i managed to sweet talk her 😏

You guessed it, it's the Truck Stop boys again... #WIPSnips

fancy a rewatch on this 4 year first kissiversary? 💖

archiveofourown.org/works/817747... (hello i have been busy 👀) (teacher-Stede is just having the WORST day. the substitute who looked after his class yesterday seems like a REAL piece of work 😤 Stede is not gonna fall in love with him, diabolical of you to even suggest such a thing)

If you insist, pirate bot... archiveofourown.org/works/60857908 #TakeTwoTuesday

I sure do love turtles 🙂‍↕️

lucius is just recording what's there 😌

This didn’t need to be giffed or anything, did it? 🤔 (If you saw me post a lower quality one a minute ago, no you didn’t)

little bat musician whose wings are also a cool cape for @insane-foliage.bsky.social !

This is for you. You’re welcome.

Rhys Darby is going to be on Bear Grylls is Running Wild! 😍 🔗 www.tvinsider.com/1253549/bear...

Donate to help lovely Pat/Nana and send me the receipt and I'll draw three people this Wednesday @ 5pm to receive a custom embroidered tote bag with your words! Match my donation ($66) and I'll embroider whatever you want in wool on a tote bag for the first three to contact me! ❤️