This is going as badly as you would expect. Let's all now rule out before new year and say sometimes vaguely after just new year. Yay for failure.

Ed is the person who keeps putting the empty Celebrations wrappers back in the tub. Stede absolutely hates this and Ed knows this but still continues to it anyway. This is what is currently happening in the Bonnet-Teach household post Christmas as they lounge about watching shitty TV together.

There are four rooms at inn; the bedroom, the one with the spider, the one with the hole, and the fabric stash room. They shop every week. There's so many pillows on their bed. Fabric is bleeding into the common space. There are neither pillows or fabric in the spider room. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I made himb into a poster #ofmd #ofmdfanart

i miss her

I really deserve a fucking medal for the past two days.

Time for my yearly rewatch of one the greatest films of all time, The Muppets Christmas Carol.

happy holidays! they are at a company party and oh no- #ofmd #gentlebeard

Look I haven’t done non-fiber art in forever (like decades) and I have no fucking clue what I’m doing other than trying to copy photographs but I quite like this Ed

Here it is! 🙈🙈🙈 #OFMDnsfw Ed's view as he gets home from getting the last of the groceries before the shops close for the holidays. Stede told him he'd wait up, but Ed got caught in the longest queues and then traffic, so Stede fell asleep waiting

Give a cat a warning!

💗💛💚 #ofmd

I'm fine btw. Just have no energy and very sleepy and away to head to work. I should stop being so dramatic.

I don't want to do this.

Hair #OFMD

One of the many reasons I haven't tackled writing a longfic to be honest. Definitely not the only reason, don't get me wrong on that. I'm just like ?¿?how?¿? I'm far too aroace for this (I will read the most deranged weirdest smut btw, so love you all for that).

(•_•) <) )╯ well well well / \ ( •_•) \( (> look who's eating / \ (•_•) <) )╯ seaweed / \

They're the loudest at the party. And the first and last to karaoke. There's an annual bet in the friend group over how long before Ed calls the nibbles 'whores derves'. Stede suspiciously wins the bet every year. It's three years before their friends catch onto the fuckery. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Oh, Otter, that’s beautiful!

So exhausted that I just got on the wrong bus trying to get home from work. And it's Sunday so they are every half an hour. 😭

To put it mildly, it's been a day. I have mud all down my legs, a skinned/bruised knee and had the joys of filling out the accident report paperwork. (I'm fine, just grumpy). Only 4 more days of work to go. 🙃

little old husbands #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Holiday Card 2025!!! TWO FAVOURITE LOVE BIRDS!! <3 #ofmd

Hey, you there in the ofmd fandom, yes you. I love you. Ok carry on.

relationship weight looks good on him :)

my hand, it likes the feeling of you there #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Hold me accountable, someone. I will post the wee new year fic I currently have 61 words written for before the new year. (I've completely given up on the thought of finishing the 3 Christmas ones I started). I don't understand how you can all write so quickly.

I pressed the wrong setting on the soup marker so I have chunky soup and not smooth. It's very chunky as I'm lazy when I chop stuff. It's not terrible but you know, it's different.

More Free Space fan art, just because I love them and wanted to draw something warm and soft 💜 @mustardwrites.bsky.social

defense mechanisms #ofmd #ofmdfanart 🐡🥢

Me when someone tries to get me to care about something new:

It's been 17 days, I'm still thinking about this btw.

ed

Ed #ofmd

I'm going to apologise for that nonsense from yesterday. Me and wine are not friends (the enemies to lovers arc did not sadly happen last night) but unfortunately for you all, I do love a mulled drink. So yeah, sorry for that.

No one can tell.me.off.drinking on a Tuesday. This is a Saturday. Tomorrow is my last day off before Christmas. Have you met people? The general public? You know how bad they are? I have to deal with them and their stupid fucking questions and whatever insults they decide on that day. Christmas hell

I don't think I've ever put this one up on here! Feb 2024 for #TakeTwoTuesday! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Toast is the solution. Whatever the problem, toast.

Stede Bonnet & Edward Teach 🥰

Just beuas it's mulled doesn't mean, wine is not my nemesis. Me and wine ain't friends.

Why ain't the a thing that stops you posting when you don't make snrn

I don't enG the rest of this mjmmed win.e but I mulled it. I cooked. The stove when on, that's vsjg be for nothing

✨ I have half a bottle of mulled wine in my large mug plus added black cherry Kraken rum because why not, I'm being merry along with my mince pie bun and away to watch Wake Up Dead Man. I'm being festive af. This may not end well. ✨

a creature from the deep #ofmd #ofmdfanart 🌊

a hug like this would fix me. probably.

It's so cold, I'm sad, I've got the sniffles and I'm being brave and heading into town despite the people. If the good bakery doesn't have cinnamon buns then I might cry. I don't deserve a treat but please world be nice to me and let me have some joy in my life.

maybe some things are better left unsaid, but if you wanted to test that out, well, yeah I guess I could have said #ofmd #ofmdfanart

I'm at the stage of December where I'm already dead and eating a breaded cheese party food selection counts as a meal. 🙃

I'm trying to force some festive spirit in me as I suffer through Christmas hell at work (the joys of food retail). Gentlebeard Christmas/winter/seasonal recommendations anyone? Bonus points if it's a podfic so I can listen to it on the bus.

This piece I did went crazy on Tumblr so I'm sharing it here. It's a pic of Blackbeard from Our Flag Means Death!