The bit in my WIP about parents vetoing a VW Cabrio came from my life. I wanted a 95 or 96 Cabrio and I was told that it was for roadtripping lesbians. They bought me a pickup truck instead. So I wouldn’t look like a lesbian.

Explain your username I thought it sounded like a shitty 80’s metal album and that amused me.

For #wipwednesday I played @quaintlyfig.bsky.social Getting Steamy prompt generator last night (that word is supposed to be co-eds but it wants to say co-Ed’s🤭)

Otterly Eddorable

I know dad told us to lay off of him but between this and his Gay Twitter remark back in the day, I would like to respectfully request that he shut his fucking pie hole

PODFICS! Podficcers! Please drop your podfic channel or your favorite podfic channel here. (Are they channels in SoundCloud?)

Okay, so #OurFlagMeansDeath was both TOO gay and not gay ENOUGH at the same time. Got it.

Otter loves you. Otter loves you.

OTTER! STEDE!

I just sneezed mid-yawn.

Hair #OFMD

Otters don’t pay, especially famous ones.

It makes me happy

Chaotic Accountants Strike Again 3 chapters dropped today! 🎉🎈🍾

I don't think Otter’s ever even made regular breakfast

Look at these cuties! Thanks @alexis44.bsky.social !

Oh, Otter, that’s beautiful!

Show me how your 2025 went.

Warmth, good food, otters

What makes Otter happy is … you

Sometimes I don’t realize I’m talking aloud until spouse sits me down to tell me that I shouldn’t trust anything ‘chaotic accountants’ send me.

Night Moves just came on the radio, telling me it’s time for a reread True story- A college friend and I had a hook-up code based on that song. Ya know, ‘cause you either felt the lightning or you were left waiting on the thunder. Yes, we were very clever, thank you. Linked if you want it-

Actually, I do want to be called Otter from now on.

This is chaos. It’s a retail universe! It’s impossible to have one bed! Buy another! Olu and Mary are monochromatic? What does that mean? Are Ed and Stede ashamed because of Olu’s and Mary’s monochromism? And what could monochrome Olu need from the lost noir/horror waste center?

Stede’s one line requesting that a disembodied finger be “skimmed like a stone or something festive” really encapsulates his entire character, what a bizarre little man, I adore him 🩵

The #1 movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go UM, EXCUSE ME? real funny, guys 😒

Teach. Otter.

Gravy Basket Otter Ed

I’m at the negotiating with fictional characters stage of writing. Everything’s fine. Swear.

Edward Otter

Huh.

Ed Otter

Otter, Teach

Ed Teach, river otter

Imagine

Maybe Lucius decided he did like Jim after all

In honor of the great Rob Reiner - this scene is iconic youtu.be/WDlZ_SXx5gA?...

Why are Lucius and Olu fighting in an ambulance depot? Wrong answers only, pirates. #ofmd

Look at this! @pogonr.bsky.social this makes me so happy

Who coined ‘clowning’ in the fandom? I just said aloud that there’s clowning going on today and everyone I live with had a different idea of what that could mean. 😂

Owwww it’s so beautiful but OW

Guess who really loves us? Yup, Pirate Daddy @david-jenkins.bsky.social is coming back (again). January 10th. Let's go sluts! 🦄 🏴‍☠️ 🦄 🏴‍☠️ 💜 www.siren-events.co.uk/behind-our-f...

Guys, the sheer level of talent we have on this ship! I am in tears. This is so fucking beautiful. Thank you to everyone for this lovely gift. I’m off to watch a dozen more times. At least

Sometimes I forget how weird it is that Blackbeard was like "nah Stede is the captain I'm just here to hang out and drink tea and teach pirate lessons". Meanwhile Fang is like "yeah this is weird but someone is complimenting my cheekbones so I'll roll with it"

Bonnet/Reflection/Nostalgia 🤨

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Somebody please write drag queen Ed changing Stede’s life, pretty please