what if you kissed your CELEBRITY CRUSH and were about to escape PRISON to row to CHINA when the brother of your BULLY and man you kinda murdered AMBUSHES you but shoots himself in the EYEBALL and you're in your JAMMIES and your wife is fucking a guy called DOUG and you have an orange UP YOUR ASS

cjizzy

arguably the most important line in the new #StrangeNewWorlds episode reminding me of a certain someone #SNWspoilers #WWDITS

give rhys darby all the pretty coats he wants #StrangeNewWorlds #SNWspoilers

Fancy coat ✅️ Swoopy, blonde hair ✅️ Funny and charming ✅️ the Rhys Darby Faction has been fed well with this episode of Strange New Worlds 🖖🏽🙂‍↕️ #snw #startrek

They're basically the same character ( #OFMD #SNW Parallels) #StrangeNewWorlds #OurFlagMeansDeath #SNWSpoilers

still thinking about him a normal amount

happy International Nonbinary Day, you sweet people x

‘Our Flag Means Death’ Star Rhys Darby Addresses Hopes of Revisiting the Show: “We’ve been trying to rehoist those flags for a while, and yeah. It’s just the way the world is right now, I guess. It just doesn’t seem to be happening.” https://www.fxoxo.com/193595/ ‘Our Flag Means Death’ Star …

Kind characters usually win out over villains or antagonists to me because they are so interesting. Especially ones who have been treated with unkindness throughout their lives but they keep choosing kindness for others even through the pain. Why do they do that? Fascinating.

do u ever think about ed teach?

while we're in the subject of things we lost in the cut... babe 🥹 (from samba's twitter) #ofmdbts

Good morning to everyone except men in power.

David Hasselhoff (This video always cheers me up and the world sucks so hard right now)

Actually I think I’m just so-so, but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.

Perhaps not a bad time to look at this ❤️ #ofmd

"tRaNs PeOpLe DiDnT eXiSt 100 YeArS ago!!¡!" Chinese Bhuddists in 900:

neither crying over season 1 of ofmd nor crying over season 2 of ofmd but a secret third thing (crying over the possible heartbreaking stuff of a hopefully maybe one day season 3 of ofmd)

bluesky give me the chance to make a poll with at least a dozen answer options challenge

I promised lesbians and I deliver lesbians! The first of many lesbian Gentlebeards from the Pearl Heart zine I did last year! Imagine this is Stede scooping up Ed after she defeats that snake and Ed gets to be the damsel for once, hooray! ❤️🧡🤍💗💖 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #TheVillainsArt

News: they're trying to erase the bisexuals now Me: fucking try me bitch

if I cry at work bc of the ofmd soundtrack then i will simply blame @david-jenkins.bsky.social

listening to the s2 soundtrack at work might not have been my smartest move yet

this might be surprising news for some of you, but I fucking miss Our Flag Means Death

the thing that tickles me most about cjizzy is that jack is a piece of shit to literally everyone, but jack is THE izzy simp and goes all gooey heart eyes whenever izzy says or does anything

i am a girm believer in the theory that izzy and jack are fucking nasty in the gravy basket until buttons drags izzy back, cause he's still got stuff to do

HER LEGENDARY BLACKBEARD BIG LESBIAN ICON #ofmd

I just remembered this one 🥹 taika and rhys talking about working together with some extra bts from season 1 🥰 #ofmdbts

is it normal to want to marry Stevie Nicks after listening to her singing voice for only two entire seconds, asking for a friend

i wanna play too 👉👈

God, I hate him. #FireDavidZaslav

GenAI is horrible for the environment, built on plagiarism, turning the internet into an unusable slop bucket, destroying the education system, and oh yeah, leading to a surge in CSAM. I don't see how anyone can seriously argue this technology isn't straight up malevolent.

Daily bunny no.3012 going for a swim

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*rises from the dead to crawl back here and tease @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social with a long overdue commission sneak peek* (dang it if I don’t like the crop more than the whole thing haha) #edteach #blackbeard #ofmd #ofmdfanart #zigsdrewstuff

the time was august 2023, our flag means death had wrapped filming in december and the fans had gone through clowning endless times, from valentine's day to easter to (slightly side eyeing) start of pride month and then it finally started an ofmd season 2 announcement and pre-release timeline 🏴‍☠️🧵

if we don't get We're Wolves soon then I'm gonna Goncharov this movie myself

gosh, i absolutely adored the trailer Song, I listened to it on a loop for days! (also this Cover is so very lesbian Ed coded oh dear!) #ofmds3spoilers #ofmds3whatif

I know I’m a little slow with this, but I started a S3 playlist. Like my S2 one, I try to gather all the music in order, but with SO MANY episodes in S3 it’ll probably take a while. Please let me know which of your faves I’m missing. #ofmds3spoilers #ofmds3whatif open.spotify.com/playlist/1lG...

HE IS PERFECTION

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

These darling babies 🥹 #ofmd

"shitposting is praxis" is a sentence i said just now. anyway please enjoy this extremely low effort shitpost (nsfw text) featuring my sona tormenting poor aldo bellini conclave with some canonically accurate cursed knowledge he really should have listened to my shirt

#PornfolioDay means I get to go through all the porn/smut I’ve drawn over the last few years( which is a lot) So hi! I’m jadey and I mainly draw #ofmd stuff, I’m a LGBTQ+ artist and a lover of hole. I hope you like my hole that I made home here 🫶 Cw: monster smut, tentacles, scars

i am once again asking who peed i the goddamn fountain

Quick reminder that authors will love you just as much if you get their books from the library, or lend them from a friend, or grab a drenched, worn-out copy that you find lying in a rainy gutter. We just hope you enjoy the read. This was my message for #PrimeDay