Hilariously it appears I just imagined him Black and it doesn't say that anywhere but I could have SWORN it did. And I know the Admirals coach is but I thought he was, too!

Learned yesterday that people keep fam casting S2 and making Coach Wiebe white and I simply cannot handle the internet anymore I'm walking into the sea.

The person who invented baby sleep regressions should be murdered with hammers for eternity.

I walked down the aisle to "It's You I Like" and it was a stellar choice, no regerts.

Me: I love The Pitt Also me: EVERY EPISODE OF THIS SHOW IS AN HOUR OF WALL-TO-WALL HELL

For some reason all the creatures in the house have decided that I am the only acceptable adult for caregiving responsibilities and this is so fun as we transition to a toddler bed and the dog heals from surgery for a blown out knee. THERE IS ANOTHER VERY ENGAGED AND LOVING ADULT HERE!!!

Somehow all three of my nice pyrex casserole dishes with handles and plastic lids HAVE CUT MARK SCRATCHES IN THEM AND ARE THEREFORE USELESS I am having the most midwest of midwestern crash outs rn.

The toddler is making me color so much that I had stress dreams about being behind on coloring assignments for college classes last night. For the record I'm happy to color with her but being handed a specific crayon and pointed to the only place I am allowed to mark is getting old.

They extended this for a bit thankfully because my life has been chaos and I haven't had free time to watch. Fun Michelle Fact: I played Lady Bracknell in middle school and we weren't allowed to reference smoking so the cigarette case was a pocket watch. www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/productions/...

We have two different brands of magnatiles and they are *slightly* different sizes and one has sharper corners and it might actually be the thing that sends me off the deep end.

Aaron Judge is sad and that, personally, is a significant thing that I need to be happy.

VENEZUELA DEFEATS THE UNITED STATES TO TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🇻🇪🏆

Is this a safe space to say that Connor's after party shirt activated my Pantyhose Response and I hate it. It's so tight and so thick and looks so itchy and constricting.

I’m opening up 2 donation sketches to help out a couple friends experiencing some medical hardship. If you’d like to claim either of these for $50USD, reply below and we’ll sort logistics in DMs. Comes with a 5” x 7” print mailed anywhere in the world! L: Jim in this R: Izzy in this #ofmd

Your honor, that's my load-bearing 3pm coffee and sweet treat.

Nikki and Paolo you will always be my favorite inexplicable filler episode.

Giving the toddler her own peanut butter spoon when using them to distribute dog meds this is my life.

All the way down you say?

Wake up and get online and it's nip nops all the way down

Taps the sign.

The thing about Sinners is how is it so sexy but also makes me cry so much that's just not fucking fair.

The full performance of “I Lied To You” from ‘SINNERS’ at the 98th Oscars. #Sinners #Oscars2026

They should give him two statues I'm only half kidding

Sinners is gonna lose things it should win because Hollywood can't have people making wildly popular passion projects to which they own the rights instead of churning out installments of existing IP and that's all I have to say about that.

It's giving lesbian grandma and it has bewitched my loins.

Having a hard time believing this ides of March story, you're telling me senators did something other than send out fundraising texts

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Don't ask how, brother, don't ask why, he could have come so close.

This man's fly is fully open. 😂

Why did the old man appear at this event looking like Doc Brown

Throwing a nearly three year old Rizzy omegaverse fic out of a moving vehicle in front of the cheesecake factory and speeding away archiveofourown.org/works/487499...

While everyone is thinking about rizzy here's my old fic that I still really love. archiveofourown.org/works/45729493

AI job losses free up time for unemployed mobs to burn down tech CEO‘s houses

This sounds like it has been an incredibly frustrating afternoon for everyone and that sucks. I'm so sorry! I hope Momentus gets their shit together 🫤

I get that it's Con's cheesecake today but as a pie maker it kind of bothers me they aren't doing a pie on Pi Day. But have fun, everyone!

Hollanov on the Centaurs being incredibly annoying about wearing each other's jerseys for practices and everyone hates them

Well, I think I’ve finally found the actual worst Heated Rivalry take www.bethmorrey.co.uk/Blog/files/d...

"Oh, lousy Smarch weather."

Friday the 13th horror movie but it's just the toddler learning to crawl out of her crib during today's nap time.

After last night's Pitt episode I am entertaining myself today by reading people in the subreddits absolutely fucking crashing out and tearing each other apart about Santos and Langdon.

Bro they hurt so bad. This is The Dumbest thing.

Over the past year or so I've started to feel sinus pain from changing weather in my molars and it is really fucking annoying. Like ok cool it's snowing after it being 70 degrees yesterday so now I have 12 simultaneous toothaches???