In the steddyhands house Ed and Stede are watching Heated Rivalry for the 10th time and Izzy is doing the Dad Watching TV stance behind the couch pretending he's not interested.

GOOGLE I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE OLYMPIC HOCKEY ROSTERS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

It was a good reading year! Thank you to listening to audiobooks while I do chores and especially while packing and moving for such a high total.

(art by @wardsutton.bsky.social)

Ok so. I think had Stranger Things released with the timeline of a normal television show it would have been so much better. The ending was actually satisfying as a whole it just...... Took thirty thousand years to get here.

Joke only funny to me: The Mind Flayer was Michael Buble!

My friends this stranger things situation is so dire. This is so bad.

Midnight at *night*????

I got sucked into lemon pigs and afraid if I didn't stop things would get worse but this year new house new me I'm breaking the cycle.

I’ll see yall next year ✨

Google alerts thinking I care about Canada unveiling their Olympic hockey team roster.

I just finished The Long Game I hate them so fucking much I am running them over with the Centaur's Zamboni as we speak I love love everything is perfect and wonderful I'm going to cry as I squash them into oblivion.

Ilya getting into art at 38 because he's tired of the inaccuracies online and has to just do it himself, goddammit.

Ilya Rozanov and his secret AO3 and Tumblr accounts he makes to keep up with the RPF and art after they come out. And the comments he makes trying to urge artists to get their cocks right because Shane won't take dirty pictures.

What are my new years plans you ask? Why, watching the finale of a television show I have grown to hate so the internet doesn't spoil it for me, of course.

pour one out to an icon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Yuna "Have you talked to The Other Gay?" Hollander you will always be famous.

After the toddler's birthday and Christmas I am proud to announce I am a grandmother to seven babies, a very large Elmo, and a veritable herd of Heelers.

The Christmas cold I got is just enough to keep me awake but not sick enough to pass out in spite of it so I've been reading Long Game and I think the running joke that Rose's movies suck is incredible.

I am so glad they kept in Yuna being suspicious of Ilya being fine leaving Boston. As a Sports Person that is so real. You're willing to leave YOUR TEAM for my fuckass kid??? Hm. 🤨🤔

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two images

Canada really said "The girls, gays, and theys need yuletide cheer after this year" and we thank them for it.

I've only had the Hockey Pookies for like three weeks but if anything happens to them I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Me finally about to go to the cottage

We've watched two episodes of the stranger things drop and it is somehow getting even worse.

Get the year-end What Day Is It? Confusion Void feeling with this one simple trick: be a stay at home parent to a toddler

Since my Christmas gift from the universe was a cold, I crashed last night in a sweaty fit and have not watched Heated Rivalry yet. Thoughts and prayers for me in this difficult time.

The most unrealistic thing about the end of Heated Rivalry (I finished the book, spoilers for episode 6 incoming) is that Shane's mom didn't have a closet full of pflag gear ready and waiting for the day he finally came out.

The British bank is run with precision The British home requires nothing less

While I have been to two games and I'm generally amenable to attending because sports are fun even though I don't really like hockey, I am wheezing that I'm suddenly getting Lake Erie Monsters ads on insta. Never got those ads with all my baseball interactions!

The Badmintons were dead to begin with.

And Izzy Hands, who did NOT die

Breaking News!!!!!!

CHRISTMAS MAGIC IS WOMEN she screams as she's sent to the seaside to take the airs for the rest of the winter months. (Please)

Happy Christmas Adam!

I can't recall who made this, but God bless us, every one.

It's Festivus!

I finished the Heated Rivalry book last night and thoroughly amused. I love it when a Scheme.

I have to do everything myself around here #HeatedRivalry (Yes I did give Ilya missing teeth, I think it suits him 😌)

We're doing my first Christmas celebration today and I cannot stop singing It's Michael Caine in a Christmas film And it's Michael Caine in a Christmas film! And it's CHRISTMAS WITH MICHAEL CAINE!!!!!! Which I guess is kind of better than All The Things She Said but not much

It's more sun from here, northern hemisphere pals! Happy solstice, may you find some warmth and light today.

Ok but a seven year situationship where you never even say each other's first names is absolutely fucking unhinged oh my god I hate them so much.

The HR abbreviation really fucks with me as someone whose career is generally tangential to HR.

Being horny in and of itself is not praxis babes I'm so sorry you had to find out like this