Nearly had a heart attack #Cat #Caturday

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Orban is a Russian plant. He needs to go.

I'm sorry!? 'Apex of human civilization'? Größenwahn ick hör dir trapsen

MerStede's second favorite thing is kraken kisses. The first is marmalade. They both agree about the ranking. (Second adopted sketch all finished up thanks to @notstraycollie.bsky.social! If you'd like to adopt one of my ancient sketches send me a DM!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Brutal.

Are you a fellow pirate who would like to see Rhys Darby perform in Boston? Hit me up -- I have an extra ticket with your name on it!

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

#1 in my heart but still always pleased to see it pop up on random lists 🥰 www.slashfilm.com/2136884/best...

The cuteness of the sausage link toy quickly turned to horror as we realized we’ve given Attalos nunchucks.

Fundraiser for librarian Luanne James, who stood up to her rightwing library board that demanded she remove kids books with any trace of LBGTQ+ characters or content. "I will not comply." They sacked her and cops escorted her out. She's a hero. This banned author just donated.

um folks..... we're 23 fics away from 40,000 OFMD fics!!!! archiveofourown.org/tags/Our%20F...

Saw the Easter bunny today. It was playing catch with a crow.

I asked A.I. to complete my novel using my own writing style and it did my laundry, went shopping, cleaned the kitchen and spent the rest of the day dicking around online.

After reading that TW, JM and some others bought a New Zealand film company...

Is that a heart in his eyes?

Grüne gegen Ausverkauf der Energieinfrastruktur Die Grünen wollen den Ausverkauf der Energieinfrastruktur verhindern, heißt es in einem Antrag, in dem Regelungen für den Verkauf von Tanklagern, Halbleiter, KI-Firmen und anderen verlangt werden.

I really appreciate that #ofmd showed men – gay, straight, bi, whatever – as the overly dramatic ass bitches they are Leather, ruffles, canons... The works, babe!

It's She! The moon from #ofmd

Hi all! We're your Gateway Server team, and we try to list the OFMD events and the OFMD Discord servers in our Gateway Server! Emphasis on try, because there are only four of us and many pirates like yourselves. 🧵 1/8

I’m just a little insane about this…

I have been blessed!! with gorgeous art of siren Stede from my big bang fic last year 😍😭😭 he's so bloody and pretty and eerie, I LOVE him

Star Trek: The Next Generation, possibly the best television show ever, is not about spaceships shooting lasers at each other, it is about a man who represents the best of us trying to teach his robot son to be human while debating whether humans even deserve to exist with his best frenemy, God.

Me since 2022

I'd like to introduce you to Panulirus ornatus, the ornate rock lobster. They're native to the Indo-Pacific, with a large range centered on New Guinea & the Great Barrier Reef near Australia. They're a member of family Palinuridae, the spiny or rock lobsters. So why so colorful?

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a new mRNA vaccine that has been shown to suppress abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina, offering hope to MILLIONS of patients with age-related vision loss. The vaccine triggered strong antibody responses that REDUCED retinal damage by UP TO 85%.

Drop two SHIPS from two different shows that are technically different but spiritually the same. It’s about belonging to something.

Everything they have accused marginalized folks of doing, they have done on Epstein's Island, and it really should be talked about more.

[...] least studied human organs [...]

Pay attention to what his closest religious advisors are saying.

Amen! #BookSky

Reporting for duty to help with whatever you need! I've got a bunch of resources to share and I'll be easily contactable for help with narrating, recording, editing, sound mastering, sound effects, music, hosting, or anything else. Putting my Broadcast Engineering degree to good use at long last 😆

Anyone?

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Pizzaballa!? PIZZABALLA Sorry. But what a name!

ai feature implementation strategy is essentially “how annoying can we make the ui” so people accidently hit ai features so these companies can brag about how “highly used” ai features are internally

From Rhysie's Insta - The F15 engine and Aircraft Carrier horn sounds are new to me. I love this silly Kiwi man. #RhysDarbyFaction

there it is, all 7 continents

There is an element of truth in the cartoon that makes the situation truly pathetic. Our sons and daughters are the cannon fodder for the sons and daughters of the oligarchs!

Trump’s US raises sanctions on Russia, which is supplying drones to Iran, which is using them to attack US bases in an attempt to kill American soldiers? In olden times, US had a Congress www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

good morning

Ganz genau. Deshalb ist es auch Teil des Problems, wenn alles immer auf die eigene Mutter, Tochter, Frau bezogen werden muss, damit das Leid von Frauen überhaupt als real angesehen wird. Es geht um Basic Menschenrechte für 50% der Bevölkerung. www.zeit.de/familie/2026...

Reading The Bible from cover to cover was the most effective way to escape my childhood brainwashing. Historical fantasy genre has come a long way in 6,000 years.

Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵

Dems need to be on every news channel saying this. Everyday. All day.

Grüne legen Gesetzentwurf gegen Deepfakes vor Die Fraktion Bündnis 90/Die Grünen hat den Entwurf eines "Gesetzes zur Änderung des Strafgesetzbuches - Strafbarkeit bildbasierter sexualisierter Gewalt"vorgelegt.

To be a good liar you have to remember your lies. This situation arises when someone tells so many lies that they can’t even remember which one is which.