An end-of-year WIP. Happy New Year, crew. Here's to a kinder, gentler 2026. #WIPWednesday #ofmdfanart

Ich wünsche euch allen einen guten Rutsch ins Neue Jahr und Gesundheit, Glück und Erfolg in 2026 I wish you all a happy new year and only happiness, luck, health and prosperity for 2026

You're just going about your day when your stapler starts telling you how nice it would feel to staple your mouth shut. Your coffee cup chimes in, giggling with the voice of a breathless girl, that it would be so sexy if you added bleach to your coffee next time. Your excel app sieg heils, twice

Lord of the Rings trilogy marathon watch ✅ Now! Christmas is over To the next

First time in over 20 years I did not earn 'juuust' enough to pay my bills but to have some overflow. Very grateful for that.

I'm going to be an asshole and say if you look up the Donner Party history through an indigenous lens it's less a tragedy and more a story of white colonialists getting what they deserved. Wel mel ti/ washoe oral history says they tried to feed them but they shot at them.

It’s now the seventh hour of another massive russian attack on Ukraine. Cruise missiles are approaching Kyiv from the south and east. Drones are attacking the city and its suburbs. The explosions haven’t stopped. @nafovoyager

This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.

Any pirate pals close to NJ have new years plans I can crash? My current plan is….sitting home alone and kind of really hate that 😂😅

It's such a perfect day 🎶

Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.

Glädjande nyheter!

Literally

Also See this from TWENTY FRIGGING TWELVE 2012 When @sarahposner.bsky.social and I were talking about this!!! OMG I have to tap out, my Blood pressure is going up.

This is my first Christmas without my parents. This is going to be hard for me. Hug your loved ones, folks, you might not get another chance. #notsohappholidays

"Have you had a chance to see this YouTube vid about Palantir? It’s the worst surveillance conglomeration of all your private information and used in a variety of ways to deny you life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness... #Pinks #ProudBlue youtu.be/x_VwyhErd88?... " OP: bsky.app/profile/laur...

Not enough wars already?

Been taken down since. But we should continue to spread that it exists

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

Happy Christmas to all who celebrate 🎄 Youngest child and me decorated the tree yesterday and the leftover decorations spilled into our hallway 😊

Preaching to the choir here, but: “Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.” -Terry Pratchett

Also find myself thinking about Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. It's wild such a bizarrely sex-positive film about two gold diggers could ever have been made, in the 50s. Like, hell yeah. Hell, the main conflict in the film stems from both women having differing philosophies on digging gold.

Catastrophic

ICE is a terrorist organization

I can absolutely live with this 😁

I can't even remember how many times I was asked to work for no money bc 'it's such a chance to get your foot into the door', 'it's such a honor to work for x', 'that they could have asked someone much more experienced than me' or plain 'be thankful we considered you at all' Yeah, no, I'm good

Would love to read some Öls men growing older together in love stories... Any recommendations?

Some truly insane cosmic stars are aligning here, absolute total insanity.

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

I know I heard Rhys Darby in there

“People ought to think for themselves... The problem is, people only think for themselves if you tell them to.” ― Terry Pratchett #Discworld #TerryPratchett #DailyPratchett #SirTerry

Über Enpal kann man streiten. Aber ihr virtuelles Kraftwerk mit mehr als 100.000 dezentralen private Anlagen schafft Mehrwert für die Kunden und verteilt nebenbei virtuelle Ohrfeigen an die Bremser-Regierung, mit jeder eingespeisten Kilowattstunde. www.pv-magazine.de/2025/12/17/e...

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 now you're home ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 working title 'when i said i don't believe in marriage that was a lie' #ofmd #gentlebeard

he was good at his job, his job was explicitly to destroy things so they'd be acquired and shareholders would make a bunch of money this isn't an incompetent getting a payday, it's the guy who planned the heist getting the biggest cut

The question is Are Americans really willing to die for oil, again? Isn't there a constitutional right for getting rid of a president when he's clearly a danger to his country

In southern Germany a man grabbed a woman between the legs after stopping the jogger with his bicycle. The police officer told him he was arrested, held him until two of her colleagues arrived after sending out a distress call over phone and handed him over. Really. What's wrong with you men? What?

Bad news, I forgot to do Christmas cards this year. Good news, how about a 2026 #OFMD postcard that you can keep up all year? docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

As a middle / north European I want to say thank you for your service: Camembert, Schmand, Pecorino, Creme Fraiche, Manchego, Rahm, Sahne und Frischkäse. Vielen Dank 😌

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

I mean... if it's free 🤷🏻

18. I don't know what cursive means, but if it is nice handwriting then it's actually 19. Never used a check book.

Close enough, welcome back Stede Bonnet

Aaaaand made a dozen bags of Muzen (a bit like small beignets) for our school Bazar.

Very satisfying bowl of Pho with leftover grilled beef, fennel and carrots. Ate it as hot as humanly possible for the extra heat.

Made chocolate chip cookies for us. The ones with the little guys are with cinnamon sugar.

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪