Surviving one's spouse is one of nature's greatest gift.

It's juice. From the nose jar.

Karl conveys his warm regards, Captain.

Do you fancy a fine fabric?

The Kraken didn't kill me dad. I did. I'm the Kraken.

Stede stabbed me once. I had to make him do it. He's so fragile.

Dining isss... pageantry!

Oh, hello there, sir. Welcome to Jeff's Inn by The Sea, how can I help you?

Oh my God, it was so fucking earnest!

I might be new to pirating, but I know a thing or two about salesmanship.

Let's just say not all beards are actual beards, if you get my drift.

Calm down Mister Waveyblade!

What is even happening right now?

Alfeo de La Vaca! One of the best that ever done it!

Yeah, well, it's been days since I've cut myself on my sword. Oop, no, there we go. Damn.

A c u r s e is a c u r s e. And once it takes hold... Well. It takes hold.

I was just a whim. Just a whim to you like your fancy toy unicorn boat and your w i f e.

How was your day, Edward?

Me and Jim, we don't do this because we like it. We do it, because we don't have any other choice.

How goes the fuckery?

We've got a record to break.

I wouldn't take it personal. It's just that they don't like ye. Or the way that ye do things.

All right, lets call it a draw.

It's terrible boring being at sea. I mean, how many pirate crews can one obliterate before it becomes a bit of a chore.

Pirates my ass.

When Blackbeard kills, man, woman, or child he just gets on with it. It's like breathing for him.

That's not much of an option in this line of work. The only retirement we get is death.

A focking pox on all of you!

Oh, if it's scary I'll probably just head back to the ship.

How does one... get it out?

Everyone one knows why. Your feelings for Stede Fucking B-

Or maybe you wanna strangle me. Like you did your own Dad.

When they come aboard? No, no aren't we supposed to be raiding them?

Has anyone ever told you, you have stunning cheekbones?

It all seems... fairly toxic to me, mate.

Wait 'til they make landfall. Then invite'em aboard the ship. And Izzy? I want you to handle this personally.

You're a child with a toy, who's now a murderer.

Sometimes a quick death is the best way to end a bad conversation.

Too much atmosphere anyway.

You're not having this built this are you?

I want y o u. To fight h e r. To the death.

That's some damn good marmalade.

You don't get food when you've been invaded! You live at my pleasure!

A lot of the guys are sweethearts deep down. They're just dealing with a fair amount of trauma.

Or, perhaps, a different Stede Bonnet? It's quite a common name.

Ohh, long enough. Too long maybe. To be honest, I'm thinking about packing it all in. Can be a bit of a grind.

Dear Ed, things are terrible. I think I'm afraid to see you. I'm not afraid that you're gonna kill me. I'm afraid that your life is better without me.

This is all a dream! Come baacck!

Now, do you want the respect of your crew? ❦ That'd be nice.

I actually d i d eat a man!