everyone drop some unhinged/silly/funny stuff i can add to my tomodachi life island lingo e.g. "9/11", "Charlie Kirk's distressingly tiny face", "CBP Minions challenge coin", "OSHA violations", "straight jorkin' it in the club", "fuck around and find out", "committing tax fraud", "old man yaoi" etc

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

🚀 Mission Launch! The SNAPPY CubeSat has successfully launched aboard a Falcon 9 Rocket from Vandenberg Space Force Base. This university-designed small spacecraft is now in orbit to study neutrinos—particles that move through the universe at near-light speeds. 🌌 #NASA #SNAPPY 1/4

Happy birthday, @diane.dianeduane.com! :)

hey everyone trying to put the blame on this family and essentially saying they deserve it because OK is a red state? shut the fuck up. these people are basically living in a horror movie and are losing everything. have a shred of empathy. jesus.

hello, interpol? i'd like to report a crime

me, personally? I like to say stupid things on the internet to my imaginary friends

this is the real reason eva stratt nuked antarctica

Not now robot submarine

14th Amendment, Section 4 But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, ... but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

Admin here… LEAVE. RACHEL. ALONE. I don’t care how sad you are. I don’t care how much you love these characters. I don’t care how ‘ruined’ you think your life is because it didn’t go your way. If you torment her or any of the creators with your feelings, you’re a BAD PERSON.

I am going to scream. Yes, we should expect every author to check every citation and make sure it's real and accurate! That is academic research! That is the whole point! WHAT IS HAPPENING.

I warned you. I told you so I did. bsky.app/profile/anar...

I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE

FYI, Neil Gaiman appears to be lurking around Bsky again All are encouraged to block: bsky.app/profile/neil...

everyone saying "who posts that much anyway" clearly doesn't spend their social media experience riffing with their buddies

marjorie taylor greene is aoc's wario

"What's the most controversial Mii on your island", the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

welp, my messy bitch radar is going off again & after i get some tacos, i’m gonna go see if we’re enjoying another catturd-kyle divorce

anyway i despise airshows for many reasons but #1 above all is how drastically wrong they can go so quickly

Two jets collided at an air show in Idaho www.ktvb.com/article/news...

just amazing stuff

Sebulba’d

having a little nap before getting back to stats hw. sob i am so tired

not on the x or y axis, but the z

if you let a cool ranch dorito touch a hot mustard dorito you cause a minor matter/antimatter explosion

[aragorn] you have my sword [legolas] and you have my bow (body spray everywhere) [gimli] and my axe

tbh if aoc is the nominee im phone banking. if gavon newsom is the nominee im peeing on buildings that look weird

yesterday I was on the tomodachi life subreddit and OP started their subject with "chat", and some pompous ass (and I really do mean pompous) came in complaining about "chat" as a casual substitute for "everyone" so anyway I'm gonna use "chat" for the rest of my life now

wake up everyone brand new sentence just dropped

After we are done laughing, we can start crying.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [deep breath] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn maybe they shouldn’t have been evil and stolen copyrighted work without permission or any thought to possible failure modes of training your statistically-average-word-order bot on a bunch of fiction and then asking it to generate output for the real world.

it is good to write your girls having both utterly metal badassery and comedic failgirlism in the same scene sometimes. everybody knows girls who are badass and also dorks are the best

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Air to Ground Message: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a2eabc1017a F: #f73ccf3f306

Apropos of nothing, intentionally shitty photoshop will always be better and funnier than any AI

another perfectly normal children's question to ask on the children's game show family double dare

the Super Sloppy Double Dare question writers going fucking off for no reason on this children's game show, hell yeah

chat place your bets on whether or not i can get some decent sleep prior to when i have to be up at or before 7:30 because i want to hit morning new moon rit at 8

The New Testament was Woke 0.0

Like can you imagine the fucking deluxe special edition collector’s box set for OFMD? All three seasons in a box that looks like the model of the Revenge Stede gives Mary Gag reels, deleted scenes, commentary tracks for every episode, hours of BTS bc they gave Samba a camcorder I am so mad!!!!

trimmed pixel's back claws and he screamed like he was being murdered. cat of the century (i gave him treats and he forgave me) (i gotta get his front claws again but i have to wait until he least suspects it)

the FBI as make-a-wish foundation except instead of going to Disneyland it’s just the stupidest and most disrespectful bullshit anyone has ever come up with

REPORTER: here you go boss, interviewed some real scum of the earth types just like you wanted NEWS DIRECTOR: you mean salt of the earth REPORTER: sure yeah

"We all want to be that NPC thinking about that sandwich we want to have later. But we can't be. And we unite in that. Finger sandwiches keep us separate. The party sub brings us together. It's not just a sandwich, it's a community."

There isn’t much left to say except that your children will be less well-rounded than you. Less well-read than you. Less intelligent than you. Less able to problem solve than you. Leas worldly than you. Less empathetic. Less equipped. And more helpless. For the first time in living history.