When you write, "We're Alive" on some of your holiday cookies, you're actually helping promote safety not just making everyone at the party feel unsettled, so that's one more good deed before the year ends.

Christmas Eve Eve

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY TRADITION

who calls the shots where you get your news? defector.com/products

Here are (most) everything I hated in 2025: defector.com/the-2025-hat...

When I left the premiere I did say, well, I appreciate that Rian made all these upstate Catholics basically Southern Baptists. On the other hand, I know a lot of trads (mostly converts) who sound like this, so maybe it’s just 2025

whether or not you use AI personally, it is making computer Worse and there’s nothing you can do about it

My most Libertarian coded trait is being a fundamentalist on my right to fuck w/ my own product I paid for with my money.

yall do not understand how on-coke Rubio is here lmao. Like, however geeked you think he might be, it's cranked up to 11. I'm surprised rocks arent falling out of his nose. holy shit lol

How old is Rubio? This is embarrassing! Stop doing cocaine, you aren’t 20! Do real drugs, like melatonin and one (1) episode of the show you and your wife are watching but have to keep restarting because one of you falls asleep before it’s over, like an adult!

yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle

"exclude generative AI ham"

Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

i got a 92, which made my final grade for the class a 97. i did not wang it that hard.

Normal yule log? Boring. Expected. Overdone. Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational. youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...

What if I came back just to post goatse

Day 21! It's Yule! Happy Yule, everyone. :)

Look, like, #NotAllBoomers, obviously. But the generation as a whole have fucked the younger generations over. Sometimes I'm baffled how the free love, anti-war leftists of the 60s are now MAGA. But then I realize, most of them aren't. It's just that the revolutionaries are now gone. 😥

y'all ever read the constant gardener? anyway,

This is eugenics, plan and simple.

I cannot physically express how exhausted I am by *gesturing at literally everything*

Benoit Blanc voice: “I say I say I say it’s clear to me… that this Weiss lady is a no good CHARLATAN!”

just gave myself the inaugural stabby stab with the study drug :) fifty one more to go

Not to be too conspiratorial, but this story would undoubtedly portray the Trump admin in a bad light (they sent innocent people to be tortured through a process the Supreme Court unanimously held lacked due process) and now CBS isn't airing it on time.

It appears baby Jesus was stolen from the Chicago-area Nativity scene that's critical of ICE. The church has added a new sign that reads: "Where are Mary, Joseph, and Jesus? We don't know: They are being detained in a labyrinthian hellscape where their loves ones are unable to locate them."

happy yule guys

911: what’s your emergency Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS 911: sir you are going to die

RE starlight you sent 1500 years ago: sorry, just seeing this

dear young men, both of these options suck. be yourself instead.

ICYMI — Vice President JD Vance referred to Minneapolis as “Mogadishu”, said Jasmine Crockett has a fake “street girl” persona, and said “you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore” in 🇺🇸 If you’re sensing a (racist) theme here you are not alone

ok, submitted my research paper. pretty sure words lost all meaning by the end of it but i think i'm gonna do okay. like i have to wang it super hard to compromise my A. so let's hope i did not wang it that hard.

I think about the taxiway overflight of Air Canada flight 759 in 2017 more often than most people do (most people never think about that, rin) hush!

Day 20! I'm gonna miss doing these...

to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.

They're the loudest at the party. And the first and last to karaoke. There's an annual bet in the friend group over how long before Ed calls the nibbles 'whores derves'. Stede suspiciously wins the bet every year. It's three years before their friends catch onto the fuckery. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Day 19! It's a box! What's in the boooooox

RFK has a desire to outright murder children. He wants dead children. He is a murderer. And he must be held accountable for murder.

I moved out here four years ago today - not quite on a whim, but quicker than I would normally make such a decision, I packed up and moved across the country to be @madredhattie.bsky.social's roommate. And even though I miss home sometimes, this was the right choice. Not just for me personally...

You know this was the first thing on my YouTube recs and you know I had it on when I was cooking and doing the dishes. You just know. You know me.

INSTACART RECOMMENDED A WINE PAIRING WITH MY BAGELS. LIKE SLOW DOWN I KNOW IT'S THE HOLIDAYS

You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?" Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.

This is what we're up against. Batman villains.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

“it’s reasonable to ask questions about trans girls in sports” was always intended to mainstream transphobia. It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”

so it's open season on *all of us*

oh this is really cool!

Instacart.........you do know the holidays are the worst time for alcoholism, right?