merry christmas, here’s “wonderwall.” (just kidding, it’s “night moves.”) archiveofourown.org/works/76364991

I know ofmd still has my heart because I have really been enjoying heated rivalry but part of my brain (soul) continues to ask "yes but what is edward teach up to in all this"

A former coworker told me "you don't have to be so fake all the time". It really hurt at the time, and now I'm like BRO you can't just go around asking people to stop masking at work! It's load-bearing!

Wishing you all a very merry and unhinged holiday with this newest installment of the divorce boys! You've got Ed in a dress, enough sexual tension to fell a moose, and a scene that made me ask myself "does it count as sexting if no one comes?" Enjoy ❤️‍🔥 archiveofourown.org/works/702434...

Biiiig feelings about all kinds of things over here in the rowan brain

Merry Christmas to meeee 💚 @amladydragonfly.bsky.social @zazzlesthe7th.bsky.social got me this from @anthonyhurd.bsky.social

This is so real though 😅😅😅 I mean I don't expect the abbreviation to change but it still jumpscares me

The John Denver Muppets Christmas Special is so fandom coded

Very easy to project ofmd on klaus

au where stede is andre rieu and Ed is yo yo ma (or another Serious Musician) and Ed is like who is this guy with his rainbow Christmas concerts too niche

Reposting this for the holiday spirit, hope everyone has a restful day today and tomorrow and it's filled with warmth, good food and [redacted]😊 Love y'all 💛 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

I watch this every year (for 3 years so now it's tradition) and thank fuck for whoever looked at their VHS of Jessye Norman's 1989 christmas concert and thought "I should put that on youtube" youtu.be/lS4Pbeq7zEY?...

Merry Christmas

I don't know what would need to happen to make this work but hear me out what if Ed and Stede spoke different languages and what if Ed got to bear his soul to stede in his native tongue that stede couldn't understand but it didn't matter. What if that happened

Welp folks. The high wind warning was replaced with a wind advisory at 8:54 this morning. That advisory was cancelled at 12:22 this afternoon. Definitely one of the bigger model flops in recent history. That means the coast is clear folks! Merry Christmas! #wawx

don't forget to leave condoms and lube out for edward teach tonight

EXPLAIN UR USERNAME for god's sake, I'm a visual artist

having the urge to read puppy play fanfic to indulge in the wish fulfillment fantasy of having a dog that listens to me

the receipt is in there too, in case you already have eight maids a-milkin'

bump for the folks who may have been asleep when i posted

The gentleman pirate, I presume

Y'alllll I just scrolled past ten images in a row without alt text come on

I rarely post for #TakeTwoTuesday, but here's one I posted around Christmas last year. A bit of fluff this week, in case anyone wants/needs it. archiveofourown.org/works/61815028

You’ve been kidnapped, again. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? tbh I'm fucked, they're way too distracted

I feel like this is an especially random grocery trip

I'm all caught up on heated rivalry and that was really sweet 😭😭😭 okay I'm going to the grocery store. Wish me luck

Because what is the point of having blorbos if not to work through your own complex feelings about going no contact with a relative you hate? A little under 5K, detailed CW in the a/n, much love to all those who are struggling this time of year. 💕 archiveofourown.org/works/76232496 #ofmdfic

Godddd I love this fandom I love people trying new things and sharing them!!!

Don't forget to take a paws on this busy day (ty for the photo @zazzlesthe7th.bsky.social)

okay who’s gonna organize the ofmd pining-while-fucking fic fest to celebrate?? and might i suggest it happening on the 29th as a birthday present to meeeee? 👉👈🥺 (i legit might end up doing it myself if no one else does!!)

PODFICS! Podficcers! Please drop your podfic channel or your favorite podfic channel here. (Are they channels in SoundCloud?)

food for thought? no... you're terribly mistaken. food for eat

"quietly" ok

i only wanna read it if you actually wanted to write it explicit or not lol

I think you should drop everything and read this one: archiveofourown.org/works/50913808

writing what is probably the best fic I’ve ever written by far BUT it is a platonic character study in a tiny fandom 💔 you win some you lose some

If you're looking at kudos on your fics to judge how well people like them, you should know that you're missing the one million times I am rereading your fic and if I commented every time you'd think I was weird

"huh I'm feeling kinda bummed today I wonder why" and then I remember that I haven't spoken to one brother in years because he's alt-right and hates women and I'm newly not speaking to another brother because he hates me for being queer and for not laughing at his wife's racist jokes and my mom is

What album should I listen to while I work today

This feels true but regrettably I do not like this color 😭

HAPPY HOLESTICE!!! celebrate the dark welcome the light with Edward Teach's messy hole in lux wheeeee archiveofourown.org/works/63784831

Portrait artist of the year at where Stede is the sitter and Ed is an artist and guess what they fall in love

Someone who knows more than me about tarot has to explain to me the difference between queen and king of wands because I can't, maybe the king has more of a focus aspect. Same with the difference between page and knight of wands.

the next time you're tempted to assume the cast & crew (or even just the ones who are very online) understand all our fandom discourse remember djenks was completely blindsided to learn that people thought the pop-pop bit went on too long

heated rivalry au, ed and stede are Scott and kip and Jim/archie are hollanov. I feel like Jim could lean really hard into the role model thing and I just think Archie would be hot in the ilya role

Wishing a warm and cheerful #ofmdholestice to these two, specifically 😌💜 Alternate title for this fic: How Stede Bonnet Went in for his Annual Rectal Exam and Found His Prostate (and a Husband) Instead archiveofourown.org/works/651922...

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

I see your taking yourself very seriously on the bluesky application, would you like some water and a little nap

You inspired me

Doing arts and crafts with my frens (top: @zazzlesthe7th.bsky.social, right: @amladydragonfly.bsky.social)