In a surprise to no one, IMPECCABLE answers from Rachel House because she’s the coolest person in the world

honk 🏴‍☠️🪿💖 (for those who would like a better look at the gentlegoose)

*grumble* *snuffles in a circle and finally lays down* bork (I will be doing this all day and no I’m not sorry)

take two wednesday but i think everyone deserves some sweet loving monster4monster size difference pining while fucking "just helping out a pal" merstede/kraken!ed today yk? ft THREEEEE gorgeous pieces of art from the inimitable @aliassamm.bsky.social !!! EMJOY archiveofourown.org/works/74507466

Bork bark!! (@cheersm3dears.bsky.social my 40-orange cake candle smells so good and it's so beautiful!!! #FandomMarket)

day 632 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

BORK! (IMPORTANT ALERT for anyone who has crystals and neat rocks! Tonight is a full moon! We must charge our cool rocks with the intention MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY! I believe in us!)

bark ruff bork bork! (at work I'm constantly complaining about spreadsheets, and yet the second I'm not working I'm making a spreadsheet and 😌)

We need to coin the term for "someone who is an amateur at something saying that AI is good at it," whether for writing, code, artwork, etc. I see writers saying AI helps with code, devs saying it helps with writing...always the thing they're *not* expert enough to know the difference.

bark ruff bork (feeling cute might delete later)

Bork booork bark arooo (grumble) (haha April fool I’m not a dog but what if……)

honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk!!!! honk honk

What music is ed listening to, circa... 1978? What about Stede?

I think @bsky.app has been updating how their muted terms work - as in they’re making them more specific in terms of whether the word is enclosed within another word. So if I had “word” muted before, I’m now needing to mute “/word” and “word/“ but “foreword” is no longer muted.

POV you're a travelling merchant on the red sea route telling your buddies about a pillar of fire and seeing the ocean floor "ha ha, you nearly had me but I know what day it is" "fuck you, I'm serious! there were SO MANY people there, ask any of them!"

Lil missing scene I'm working on for #WIPWednesday

What music is ed listening to, circa... 1978? What about Stede?

Yes, Rhys and taika, but also RACHEL HOUSE IN A GREEN VELVET SUIT

Posted this last year posting it again

Thinking about tomorrow and my poor years-ago coworker who really DID find out she was pregnant on April 1

boys having fun 🥹

happy trans day of visibility 🤍

@zazzlesthe7th.bsky.social @amladydragonfly.bsky.social remind you of anyone 😅

Rhys on his chemistry with Taika: “There’s nothing easier, there’s nothing more fun, perfect. There’s no fear, there’s no stress, it’s just boys having fun.” (I had to write it down after hearing it in a video someone posted from the event last night. Much love to the folks posting from that event)

If you need an accountability buddy I will ask you later if you did it and then tell you that you did a good job!

Morning bump!

I! Love Rocky with all my heart!

it's like. of course there's nothing like our flag means death but there really isn't anything like our flag means death

Goofus Doofus is safe in they're new frame on the literal other side of the planet! I decided on a simple wooden frame to go with the folk art style I'm in the middle of spring cleaning so they might not be on the wall for a while but rest assured they are safe and only touching acid-free materials!

you can be a boy if you want to be a boy

😌 #ofmd

can’t imagine wanting to slander my boyfriend edward teach. I support him in all his crimes

Thinking about this again today

Chapter 4 of race walking fic One Foot on the Ground is up! They're on their feet and having a day! archiveofourown.org/works/782882... #ofmdfic #ofmd

just a little sketch I had to get out of my system. I'm not saying this was inspired by Glass Houses a little, but I'm not NOT saying that either. #ofmdnsfw [orig. posted 03.14.23]

"you wear fine things well" #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw [originally posted 03.16.22]

fun fact: this was the only art of mine on ig that David Jenkins ever liked (tbf it was a slightly cropped version, but still) [originally posted 03.17.22] #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw

Figured i'd share this again cause bsky is weird about who can see stuff when, come play with us!

I would watch one million hours of BTS about this. I love practical effects

Ok now that I’m finished going through my bookmarks: please self rec! Try to use the categories best you can 🙏 If you find a fic to read YAY don’t be shy, leave kudos and a lil comment! #ofmd

i brought this to snack on, and i figured if i get thirsty i can just lick it. i should be ok i think!

Leading to one of my favorite exchanges 😁 #ofmd

and that's the power of FRIENDSHIP and CURIOSITY (yes I just saw project hail mary, yes I will be seeing it again, yes my brain is rattling THAT'S AN AU)

This PWP fic rec thread will be mostly Ed/Stede with some garlic soup on the side, and things are going to get weird. See below for subthreads! Please mind your boundaries and hide any subthreads you don't want to see!

Thinking about putting together a new rec thread because the T has really been working overtime recently. The flavors will be smutty and incredibly specific to my sometimes archive-warning-required tastes but I'll note those. Is that something y'all would want or too weird

what if we got a 100% blockrate on it. what if they designed an AI and we unanimously said "nope"

If you're looking to read some (mostly) gentlebeard ofmd fic on this Sunday afternoon, may I present this collection of rec threads I've made over the last year or two?

(getting personal on main, it will happen again) had a “no shit” moment about why I don’t find visible abs very sexy, and that’s because having visible abs is hard and requires a lot of specific behaviors that I don’t find sexy at all (regimented eating, lots of workouts) bc they don't align with

happy #sexualsunday i hope you enjoy this little burst of inspiration i got today. <3 #ofmdfic #gentlebeard