He could do the funniest thing right now

This is the best of who we are and what we represent. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

The Overton window keeps sliding.

Just a little reminder from me that we have Spanish Jackie Weekend coming up in August, and Wee John Weekend in early November! <3 (Am I posting this because we are working on the graphics/prompts for SJW at this very moment? yes! let's celebrate Jackie!!!)

reread the Declaration of Independence in advance of the Fourth of July, and the list of all the injuries that the British crown inflicted on the colonists straight up reads like Trump's to-do list www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Mmmm what am I gonna do for Spanish Jackie weekend? Maybe I'll give Annie and Mary a run-in with her.

Just tossing this into the void: no, you’re not annoying reposting your art/fics, yes I want to see them, I would miss so many otherwise

jack rackham will be shooting roman candles off from his asshole tonight around 11:47pm in my backyard. i've got a keg of bud light and 6 costco street taco kits, come over whenever and bring a dish to pass.

Comms are open again cause I’m still poor, will draw blorbos and ocs for a $28 burrito #artcommissions #ocart

I remember reading the final book of this series, getting about halfway through and thinking "this might be the greatest work in the English language," in case you wondered if how I feel about TLL. I've read it four times, and there'll be more.

People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.

my favourite part of the omfd wikipedia page is when it says ‘critics were disappointed in the cancellation’ followed by NINETEEN REFERENCES!!!

you may cast izzy's revenge only if izzy hands was exiled from the battlefield this turn.

whatever.

You have to keep winning elections You have to keep mowing the lawn You have to keep making dinner You have to keep taking your pills You have to keep cleaning the house You have to keep drinking water

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

Hey! I just took action to stop a bill in Ohio that bans drag and could even label women in sports bras as felons. We need to stop this government overreach now! Speak up and join the movement here: a.allout.org/s/WKpb8/

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

new ofmd merch just dropped: www.kennyflowers.com/collections/... (also i have a matching lemon pattern shirt and shorts from this place and they are both super high quality and i get multiple compliments a day when i wear them)

I think you shout #OFMD and see who is around

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

I don’t want this point to be lost in the discourse. Going digital-only means inequity for people who cannot afford internet or constantly purchasing new games. Libraries provide opportunities for people to experience games they otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford, and that will be lost.

Libs are way too comfortable using slut shaming and anti sex worker slurs. Don't get me wrong you can attack or criticise fascist women all you want. It's a good thing. But you don't need to throw sex workers who are already impacted by fascism under a bus. Fuck you actually.

I have something i need to say. We all know I am probably the oldest fucker here. I know things. I notice that you ALL are so critical of yourselves on the daily. Well Nana’s here to tell you that you ALL are the most talented, insightful, kind, funny, SMART, hot, silly, loving motherfuckers EVER 💜🏴‍☠️

Rocky is 'taking over' various PHM social media sites today and I love him so much - he's done twitter and is just about to finish up on IG. I feel blessed to be in two fandoms where the creators love the fans!

touch starved ed teach going to brothels and paying the girls to just braid his hair while he naps

“do you know how hard it is to find someone doing something original out here” is funnier post s2 when we learn that ed is not impressed with ned low’s musical torturer shtick ned low’s boring, tacky gimmick vs stede bonnet’s unprecedented reimagining of piracy

‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ debuts on Prime Video this Friday. #ProjectHailMary #PrimeVideo

The work I’m creating now is far better than what I made 2 years ago and almost unrecognizable from what I made 10 years ago.

Stede lovers to the front! we drew Ed, now let's draw our other co-captain, Stede! Draw Stede Bonnet week - 6th-12th July, 2026! everyone is encouraged to participate, regardless of skill level - use the hashtag #DrawStedeBonnet this is a challenge to myself also! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

😔 the eunuch won #DrawEdTeach

Stede, Jim, Pete, and Frenchie.

It's missing Ed Teach hours* *No matter when you read/see this.

draw jack rackham weekend, but you have to create your masterpiece by pissing on a snowbank

i can’t let pride month end without reposting him 🌈✨

✨🏳️‍🌈I LOVE EVERYTHING🏴‍☠️✨ 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🤎🤍🩷🩵 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

Powerful to read KBJ’s reply to Thomas’s dissent in birthright case that tries to particularize birthright citizenship to newly emancipated Black people. Jackson’s reply is a moving defense of an anticaste system & rejection of narrow conception of Black Americans’ longstanding democratic advocacy.

My ofmd s3 bingo card, guaranteed wins for everyone

ed and stede both have issues that revolve around having fine things (which includes friendship, and love) but ed's thing is that he doesn't think he can have them, and stede's thing is that he doesn't think he deserves them.

really cannot be emphasized enough that the drafters of the birthright clause very much considered cases analogous to undocumented immigrants and *included them too*

Things I've learned from OFMD - cringe is fake - always be yourself; you could fake it, but what if you succeed? what then? - everyone gets a shot at healing - it's good that some marriages end - you are allowed to change your life - when in doubt do arts and crafts together

Not a huge Mayor Pete fan but acting like the past wasn’t the past it was is frankly fucking deranged.

Happy 250th Birthday, America

who Ed's looking at

I can hardly believe that my new novel Everybody's Perfect will actually be out and on bookstore shelves tomorrow! www.publishersweekly.com/9781250314055

Happy Pride from the lovely people at our Aquarium.

Over a year later and I still can't believe this is a thing that happened....

Link to the current Revenge vote post www.tumblr.com/best-ship-to...

Everyone! We could do this!