Mark on one leg. Going FULL DARREN SHARPER

BALL DON'T LIE

No political figure in modern history has been given the absolute kid-glove treatment by the MSM like Trump. The press treats Trump like a blank canvas they can hoist their own ideologies and motivations upon. Never mind the things Trump ACTUALLY says and does. You idiot. You moron.

The things they say to you when no one else is watching are the lies. The things they say in public is what they believe. This is why Dems are terrible at politics.

Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.

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Well then let's do a quick check and see if Tehran took that message to hear . . . ah, yes, I see. They did not. www.cnbc.com/2026/03/18/i...

"City officials in Corpus Christi on Tuesday [said] emergency cuts to water demand could be required as soon as May [meaning] the region’s complex of refineries and chemical plants could face disruptions of their water supply" At least there's nothing else going on that affects O&G supply.

What if we abandoned Matt Yglesias to win elections has anyone ever thought of that

Sneaky slurs. How do they keep getting in here?!?

"You have to be thankful, you don't have the cards" - Trump to Zelenskyy, one year and 5 days ago

My opinion: Jamelle Bouie is the best national political columnist in America. This doesn’t mean he is always right or you always need to agree with him. But he consistently elevates the form. Conservatives and liberals who make deranged personal attacks on him just make themselves look bad.

Just doing the meme

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

The thing about people who are passionate about their principles is they generally come off as quite annoying. An easy historical example is John Adams. The salient point is Will doesn't pay lip-service to those principles, he lives them. Will and the city living those principles is the real story.

The 4th Amendment isn't a suggestion

Seems like they want a Similar Security force. Maybe they can call them SS for short.

Goddamn I'd like to be this fucking stupid. Just for a day.

These are death camps. Anyone who takes issue with Anne Frank comparisons is not understanding the reality on the ground.

Presidency ending scandal in a normal country.

I want to reiterate that this shit is nuts. A federal invasion of state-run elections, an intelligence community invasion of federal law enforcement, a White House invasion of a criminal investigation, and a president’s insane treasonable sore loser obsession all rolled up and muddled together.

No one working harder to destroy Dems 2026 chances than the leaders of congressional Dems

New tone!

the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime

Any senator who caucuses with the Dems and votes for this bill should be ready to find a new job at the end of their current term. Schumer needs to go and it's long past time of just talking about ousting him.

The assholes who have made performance art out of carrying their "Pocket Constitution" for the last quarter century have never managed to read it in all that time.

Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night

The nicest thing I can say about Tom here is that at least he didn't try to both-sides it like MGP. For accuracy, Tom should change his reelection campaign slogan to "I'm not an awful piece of shit, I'm just really fucking stupid!"

We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:

The Babylon Bee isn't funny. But their managing editor is a joke.

And he didn’t. He tried to help a woman who’d just been assaulted. There was nothing rash, stupid, or radical about what he did. He showed kindness. And they killed him for it.

Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.

The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

To repeat: Abolish ICE.

Any elected Democrat who refuses to destroy this lawless Gestapo should not know a day of peace as long as they live.

The 19% against it are all elected Democrats

Frame it.

That's some epic shit

Big 12 officials being allowed to call a national title game is insane

When Trump isn't humiliating us to our allies abroad, Senate Dems are there to pickup the slack

Nothing is more demoralizing to Dem turnout than seeing who Dem leadership is and has to say.

We're not even three weeks into 2026 and we have 5 deaths at the Death Camps.

Romo: they're not gonna let them run the football. Allen gonna have to throw it. [Allen runs right for 1st down]