so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff www.404media.co/iceblock-own...

There has never been a better time to use the Mitch Hedberg escalator joke and everyone has failed: An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. - MH

If you don't give us money to continue kidnapping people, deporting people to foreign gulags, terrorizing communities, destroying the federal government, and breaking incalcuable numbers of laws then things might get bad!

When I see a team in Shotgun on 4th and short

her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY

Brendan Carr is limiting free speech the right way. by Ezra Klein

The audit has already made some troubling findings.

The most--and I cannot stress this enough--transparent administration in history.

Ready to run through a brickwall for this guy

Every historian on appeasment: It never works. MattY on fascist appeasement:

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.

Children negotiate harder to stay up past their bedtime.

Keep yelling this when they scoop you up.

“If enough Democrats stay behind to give Republicans a quorum, whether intentionally or not, we should know who they are. Those Democrats should be primaried.” #txlege

This administration and its supporters have no values, no morals, no principles other than adherence to Trump and seething hatred for anything not-Trump. A despicable pedophilic predator is a hero if not-Trump opposed them. They are less than human.

Multiple credible claims that Bove urged DOJ employees to break the law and ignore the judiciary. And the GOP Senate decided this is not disqualifying because nothing is disqualifying.

Joke's on him because we've been secretly working on the upcoming sequel, "Woke 2: Couldn't Fall Asleep"

The "stop criticizing Dems" people really can't keep up with the deluge of Senate Dems constantly making them out for fools.

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

Yeah I don’t care if you’re a socialist, a Blue Dog or Bill Kristol, if you’re an enemy of fascism then you’re my ally, and if you care more about your status in the democratic coalition than about beating fascism then you have to go.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

all anyone needs to do is tell him he didn't do a very good job with the drawing

UFW reports that federal agents held U.S. citizens until they deleted evidence from their phones.

Want to know why your child died after warnings didn't go out when they should have? Congrats, you're evil! Bet you'll think twice next time.

Hey @nytimes.com you're going to write a story about Elon Musk programming his chatbot to advocate for killing Jews and Black people, right? You're going to write some stories about Elon altering his chatbot so it says "Heil Hitler," right? Or did Mamdani stub his toe and say a profanity?

I feel like the richest man in the world turning the 8th biggest website on the internet into a full on Nazi AI chatbot should be a bigger news story. Or a news story at all. Oh well, guess I'm wrong

Good thing there's nothing in the news lately to suggest indiscriminately firing federal employees at important agencies could result in disastrous consequences for people!

This literally happened today. Trump--again TODAY--also claimed August 1, 2025 was always the original deadline for his tariffs to kick-in, despite an executive order he signed *YESTERDAY* moving the deadline from July 9 to August 1. Anyways, why that's bad news for Joe Biden.

Jake Tapper: there's that rascally President Trump again! Such a quirky personality!

If this is substantiated every single justice department attorney who touched the filings denying jurisdiction should be disbarred unless they're individually willing to put in a sworn statement declaring that they were told something different and identifying who lied to them about it

Over 4.8 million Texans voted for Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. That's more Texas Dem voters than *the entire population* of 26 different States. Fuck all the way off with this bullshit.

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

Would be amazing if this same guy showed up everyday.

"Alligator Alcatraz" is wrong and media should not use it. It's propaganda. Alcatraz held people convicted of crimes, particularly violent crimes. The Florida camp holds people *not* convicted of any crime. If they had been, they'd be in prison elsewhere. The site is a textbook concentration camp.

She should not be able to walk another peaceful step in Alaska for the rest of her life. What an absolute dereliction of duty and profile in cowardice.

Decline is a choice: Lisa Murkowski edition.

Man who said "[t]he fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy" has some thoughts

I don't ever want to hear that Nancy Pelosi quote again.

We are dismantling American higher education & scientific research & health care & all the other things to fund concentration camps

"You can't take away healthcare from working-class people and claim to be someone who cares about the working-class," I told them, shortly before voting to strip healthcare from working-class people all across the country.

A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Take the L you bitches