The president of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged. I call for the president to be impeached.

the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

The President Did Nothing Wrong By Bob Menendez

the economy is gonna crash because nobody thought to ask a PC gamer's opinion

Who would possibly choose to associate in anyway with someone that publicly says this?

Going back in time to ask 2015 me to guess the worst case scenario and laughing at his naive answer while showing him this skeet.

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.

"How interesting that today is the day Dems chose to show everyone the President spent hours at Epstein's house raping a chiild!"

"Universities and elite institutions have played a corrosive role here. People are teaching pagan religion views--a new religion with sacrifices. Who's the sacrifice? Me, I'm the sacrifice." "So no supersize on that value meal?"

This is so offensive I don’t even know where to start. “Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.” Nope. We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours. You work for us.

It is a moral imperative for everyone in the Democratic party who actually wants to help people to immediately get the vichy Dem Senators to resign and have full 2026 primaries for everyone on the ballot.

This moment demands fighters, not folders.

This is the right response from every elected Dem who doesn't want to see pitchforks

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.

Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them. Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

Anyone in the Dem Senate caucus who disagrees with this and doesn't immediately demand new leadership elections should be primaried

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

Abolish Border Patrol.

One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go

If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that this administration won't accept any potential corruption involving the nation of Qatar. ✈️

He should do it again

Sandwich Guy currently in pole position on my Top 2028 Presidential Candidates board

This deserves to be bumped back into people's timelines

Highly endorse Paxton repeatedly reminding voters he got away with criming and was caught cheating on his wife.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

They're calling him the worst to ever opine

If you are a Democratic senator watching these results and the lesson you take is "I should cave and help Republicans reopen the government for nothing more than a promise written on toilet paper" then you shouldn't be in the Senate anymore

Wait, does this mean Shannon Sharpe isn't people's uncle?

The party of "fuck them kids"

Elected Dems getting clowned by the derpy Governor of Oklahoma on the easiest layup, and most important, of issues to do politics over. This is a more forceful rebuke than Illinois own Senator, Dick Durbin, gave within the last few days.

Bill Kristol speaks with more clarity and conviction than all but a select handful of elected Democrats.

Sick comeback. I wonder if he came up with it on his own from all the way down there.

so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff www.404media.co/iceblock-own...

There has never been a better time to use the Mitch Hedberg escalator joke and everyone has failed: An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. - MH

If you don't give us money to continue kidnapping people, deporting people to foreign gulags, terrorizing communities, destroying the federal government, and breaking incalcuable numbers of laws then things might get bad!

When I see a team in Shotgun on 4th and short

her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY

Brendan Carr is limiting free speech the right way. by Ezra Klein