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jemaine and taika:

WHAT

this movie is my favorite cryptid

this might be the most me-specific problem I've ever had, but my sweet little ferret Tidus has been getting chunky lately and managed to wedge himself in the batter-tube holder of the 3d printer I have that only prints pancakes and I had to cut his chunky butt out with a rotary tool (he's fine now)

“This is it. You only need to see her once. And you'll move on.”

Garbage is such a good band name. I never tire of happily telling people I'm listening to a lot of Garbage. My record store guy is delighted every time I buy a Garbage record because he gets to do dad jokes about it. Unparalleled.

I haven’t been entirely sold on Sam as a Spelling Bee assistant. (It’s nothing against Sam, I just think Aaron is perfect in that role.) But Clock Man is killing me.

HE IS SO BRAVE FOR THIS! this is part of why the fall hurts so bad, like yes he was devastated by Stede but he made a huge, risky leap to try doing what he wanted without Stede and then Izzy tore him down over it.

Who else loves belly and body hair and stretch marks

I don't take opinions about voting and the implied futility thereof from anyone who isn't in federal prison for attempting something more effective to bring about change in government.

I absolutely adored @nnedi.bsky.social 's The Death of the Author, the most exciting and eye-opening novel I've read in years! Here's to it winning a Hugo and all possible awards.

Not just degrade- physically harm, this will lead to either isolation or assault of Trans women. Its important to note that not the GRA OR the Equality Act is what started trans women in prison- it has been happening since the 1980s. Again historic protection disappears.

The day I can finally trust my child not to break things I am gonna buy so many of these

Congratulations to Andy Burnham for winning The Masked Singer.

Has anyone else been following Demi Adejuyigbe's incredible run on Guy Montgomery's Guy-Mont-Spelling Bee?

I'm not that helpful BC I get my cool sneakers from a local place but if any Australians are out there asking the same question: baredfootwear.com/au/products/...

It is 8:15 am and drunk Englishmen are partying on the street outside my window

another commute, another half hour on this sports integrity e-learning bullshit

Live journal in the LJ heyday, and it’s not even close.

come get exes to lovers pining while fucking heist shenanigans and butch stedes massive tdick. if youve already gotten it get it again

I have doubts that sports doping is even effective enough to be worth this much surveillance. James Hird doped an entire footy team for years on end and they still didn't win much

Day 1 of anti doping module: some of these rules are stupid Day 2: actually doping is a labour rights issue Day 3: what if Ed Teach was an athlete past his prime and Izzy was trying to get him to use PEDs to keep the legend going a little longer

"Izzy was the third most important character" which is why we saw precisely zero flashbacks to his backstory. Meanwhile there was a canonical trans character we did have backstory for who arguably WAS the third most important character of season 1.

Apoplectic at brunch, Stede turns to Izzy and snaps "Oh, put a cork in both ends and float away!" Izzy's too stunned to speak. Jack loses his shit, laughing and pounding the table. (Ed is at the bar flirting with Jim.)

Welp. Roommate says she's likely not resigning the lease in August. Boston area people, if you know anyone looking, this is quite a nice setup for very cheap considering the space available + current housing market, plus new insulation should drastically reduce future bills. Signal boosts welcome!

Hey just checking in is anyone else dead from dilf butch stede

Incredible things are happening on Sesame Street

doing my regular online anti-doping module for my coaching accreditation and feeling fucking depressed about the state of sport for people who want to take gender-affirming testosterone. You can transition or play sports but not both! great.

A roller derby tournament is a beautiful, affirming, uplifting, glorious experience. It also contains the highest concentration of "can I be a bitch for a moment?" conversations you'll ever have in your life

im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not

the reactionary analysis is that the game is rigged against the Knicks. the leftist analysis is that structural inequities within the referee industry create an institutional bias against the Knicks.

I have a playlist that's just Creep by Radiohead and Freak by Silverchair back to back. I wish I could press a vinyl record with one on each side.

I'm climbing the walls with how much I want this book

Mary Allamby is selling her nude paintings at a craft market and Evelyn is hyping them up and telling customers salacious stories about what it's like being Mary's model

Support small business. ✊🏾

I'm on my roller derby trip and managed to forget my e-reader (which is loaded up with the whole Hugo packet) and my laptop charger. You know what that means. Have to handwrite a book so I have something to read.

Solution to this: i ditched the Tumblr app and I'm using xkit and browser login for everything. Scrolling and reading comments are slightly harder but the comments thing is better for me anyway.

Writing tips with moon: procrastinate on writing U til the last five minutes of your train trip, rush to fit in a few more lines before your stop, spend the rest of the day thinking about the unfinished scene

Lots o pots still available on my website! Its pride so you gotta buy some trans art thems the rule innit www.roseschmits.com Free UK shipping, worldwide shipping available

You know how when you mute a word on Tumblr, the posts show up as "this post contains [muted term], click here to see it anyway"? Is there any way to make it so posts with muted words just don't appear?

hey. you. pirate who is sad that you don't have more queer community in your offline life. go search "<your city name> pride" and put your name and info in the volunteer form, right now, don't think about it, don't put it off. thank me in july.

This is how Pete and Jim start the biggest dildo business in the Caribbean

Pete carving a packer for Jim and Lucius finally getting to sketch Jim's dick for his collection

compair the pare

Relatedly, if your local library has a pride display: go to the librarians and thank them. Tell them you love it and want to see more like it!

Some closeups of the teeth keyboard