I don't think Javid knows what poppers are for

Did anyone else do that weird survey after S2 or did I just dream that up. I am positive I screenshotted my replies but I'm pretty sure they live on in a server I am not in anymore

"I only want Natural Scents" ok go ahead and chop down and grind up a 1000 yr old tree, I will be over here with my identical aroma compound made from corn

actually i've made the funniest soap of all time

Quizz Time ! 🥔 or 🐹 ?

That's like $76 a person lmfao

Excited to cut this one, but I don't think the inside will look as good bc I poured before it was thick enough. Rhubarb mint scent

I just don't know how I'm going to make it to January. Every year is bleak but I have to finish the fucking book and...grade...and do a ton of other stuff. More and more it feels like no one else thinks the work we do in higher ed is worthwhile, from both outside and within.

Uh, ya, well, uhh I dunno, um I used escargot tongs and a melon spoon to eat a f u c k i n g prawn!

My other too woke take is that I hate a lot of art depicting top surgery bc it just looks like...Ken doll with jagged line scars. Depending on the surgery, the scar doesn't always hit below the curve of the chest, and also the pointy scar thing drives me nuts

I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed. Here are the words she left behind: www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...

It's actually kind of amazing how normies are totally on board with the familial connection for substance abuse but not for other neurodivergences

“It doesn’t make any sense. I’m not autistic, and neither were your grandparents. My mother used to scream if you disturbed her porcelain doll collection, and Dad acted out the entirety of The Maltese Falcon – verbatim – the Christmas our TV broke, but autism didn’t exist back then.”

Lol the loudest sound in the world is when two people with hearing aids hug each other

As a comp teacher I deal with this every single day. No file management skills 😭 you can't use search of search can't find what you're looking for

Cell phones were a huge mistake

I adopted a storm drain and I have to go tend to my son Drainy McDrainface (we were allowed to name the drain)

I love Zheng so much, I think she was a great addition even tho the season was so short, and sometimes I think about how dirty they did her and I'm like???

Ed shrugging his shoulders at Izzy's hobby vs Stede watching him in amazement vs Jack pumping Izzy up and taking 4000 pictures

i find it very very heartening that katie wilson won bc she does not have the swag of mamdani--she actually made a video saying this explicitly, where she went to goodwill for campaign appropriate clothes--nor was her campaign blasted all over the internet or taken as some kind of sign. but she won.

i could do so much more of my job if my doctors actually called in my prescriptions

you know the tutorial is going to be extremely good when the first frames of the video look like this

How do I block stupid foreign-influenced political takes but still see the weird left of left content I want

Hear me out: Trans Jack as Hornigold's special little treasure

Yeahhhhhhhh boiiiii now turn the closed Fred Meyers into municipal grocery stores

Shoutout to my roommate for making me this

Buttons/Izzy where Buttons uses his witch powers to astralky project himself into Izzy's sex dreams

Idk why I get so nervous before teaching my Wed section but it needs to stop. I mean I guess I have two more classes.

pulled apart at the seams by being really excited about katie wilson probably winning and hating posts that are preemptively declaring victory before the count is done

MAGNETO WAS RIGHT 😃

I hate that feeling one gets as a crafter of "what is this good for" and "wow you don't need to do any of this"

finding joy despite the world in 2025 is like this lol

I've come across a fascinating gay newsletter from the 1930s called "The Guiana Hobby Club," ostensibly a publication for stamp collectbors. But something might catch your eye in the "Membership List." You see all those letters and numbers? Well ...

Uhhhhhh my dude those "Nordic Pagans" are the ones who actually agree with you

I cut it too early but I think it's cool

Making soap is sculpture

hi if someone shares their craft or art in a group chat or on social media don't make fun of it good god why are humans like this

Well I did it lads. I made some cold process soap

SEATTLE!!! We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!

Would it kill NPR to actually report all the details about the legislative package instead of cherry picking details

i have enough distance on An Incident in my life to look back and be like "i can see what i did wrong but GEEZ why did that happen" and also realize that lol taking yourself out of a group doesn't mean they'll miss you at all or even think of you ever again. humbling!

I love how to feel better you have to move your body but moving your body makes it hurt lol

Gotta say I hate the Mamdani font generator output lol

Some day I WILL write this ASMR is an asexual erotic journal article

It takes Izzy a few months to realize Stede isn't just "learning to bake" and bringing him all kinds of "leftovers" but is intentionally making sure Izzy always eats lunch

Sometimes I get extremely jealous of non-sober people because every now and then they can just lubricate their brain and fuzz out the world.

stede's labubu habit that izzy hates

Very few people in the US would know about Birkin bags except for Gilmore Girls lol

ed hasn't noticed how intensely izzy's lusting after him and just thinks he's just a really dedicated first mate. (izzy hasn't noticed either and also thinks he's just a really dedicated first mate)