One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com

“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!” #Frankenstein ✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress

Vacation road trip for Stede ! Took him to see a proper shipwreck! (He could not see it ... it fully sank a decade ago.) The Obsidian sank THRICE and was built by a guy named Ramsbottom. ( I am not making any of that up WHATSOEVER ) Nice walk along the Trans Canada Trail.

Whoever this character is, I'm going to need him to sleep with Izzy Hands.

i’ve ended up with one extra @yearofbelonging.bsky.social izzy hands calendar, so I’m doing a little giveaway raffle!! just comment and repost :) US only pls unless you can pay shipping u_u

Stizzy

Be part of Fesshole Live! Tickets are now on sale for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. The Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

The Wound That Woke the Kraken, #OFMD fanart, one of my favourite pieces and I think the only one I've ever named 🤔 Busily working on NDA things so pardon the reposts! ❤️

Attention all my Tom Waits girlies!!! BIG TIME is available on the fire stick thingie called Tubi I am fucking overjoyed. It has been so so long since I've seen it and it gets better every single time. It is mandatory for you to see it if you haven't yet.

I'm just going to gently place this here ( Yes..yes, I have been reading a lot of SAS.. ) If anyone wants to pick this up and write it for us. PLEASE DO

Wolf Moon 🌕

I know IN MY BONES that my ancestors are Scandalized By the way I make oatmeal

Friends, rest assured that I am gripping with bloody tooth and nails To ANY residual amount of ofmd interest to continue making the fiddly repetitive things that I PROMISE I still want to make I mean it. the darkest days of winter are killing any creative juices...but I'm gonna win.

Today I sat on the kitchen floor and organized potatoes.

done! (mostly, will probably do some minor edits and weathering when I get back to my laptop haha) #sinners

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains

Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥

I'd like to thank my glorious brain for dreaming about being in a very queer band called The subtextual bisexuals and the post mortem thigh gap That was an extremely rad use of dreaming and cold medicine. Bravo

Guess how many times the word spatchcock has been said in this house today

the yule log contains whimsical powers we do not fully understand. careful with that son of a bitch

This head cold is immaculate I haven't eaten yet today I am going to make cookies I'm at the point of inebriation where I yelled at the wild turkeys in the front field I SHALL FEAST UPON THE FLESH OF YOUR BRETHREN I love bourbon and medication

Shout out to all of us who are completely estranged from their families and THRIVING. Fuck that shit. Drop the toxic obligations and live a peaceful life. You don't *have* to fear dinner & holidays. You don't have to sit there and take it. You can absolutely enjoy your time in a healthier way.

But he did, finally... see a straight banana.

I really did enjoy making the Rosy Maple Moth with such pretty tiny details. Filling little cups with gold and pearls. Used mirror for the 1st time. Loved learning how to incorporate leather into stained glass for Indestructible. Using the perfect glass for the hoof. #OFMD #IzzyHands #OFMDfanart

It's been fascinating to watch Gay Pirates timeline become*obsessed* with ✨The GaY HOCKEY✨ meanwhile I'm digging deeper into the gutter being a 1st hand experience consultant for a Very SPECIFIC ritualistic torture in a 💀28yrs Bone Temple fic💀 Nice to see us surviving winter in our own ways

A mug of 2am chilli cheese nachos in bed as a form of aftercare.

#Ontario influenza ICU admissions up 127% in past week, hospital association warns globalnews.ca/news/1157983...

GUYS GUYS GUYS I wrote an Izzy Hands original song QuQ Vocals are by Ethan Cronin. He ATE with that last verse so please give it a listen! personally i think it slaps www.instagram.com/p/DSRHHsNgPNR/

Walking into 2026 like...... Nah..... I'm just gonna sit here in my bog and watch.. thanks...but no thanks.

The handmade, human qualities of your work are more valuable than they've ever been. Don't doubt that for a second.

The cabin next door has always been haunted. The 1st thing one neighbour said to me was "My sister lives in the freezer.." A lot of bad luck and death for whoever has lived there over the years... Too many people going through too much poverty. Overdose, disease, dementia, miscarriage..

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

You will be visited by 3 spirits Uh oh....

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pals you gotta quit spotify

Divorce update: Canceled due to the apology offering of 2 pieces of Pickle Pizza 16 years with this silly bastard today.

Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

Tonight in the tiny village where I live, my landlord is burning a FUCKING MASSIVE scrap pile. This pile is bigger than most of the cabins in the area. I can already see the hippies dancing and the dogs are fighting. Interesting times in the front field tonight....

"Do Forests Dream of Plasmodial Creep" 13.5x22" Watercolor on hot press. For my solo show"Fruiting Bodies," on view now at @poetictigergallery.bsky.social Adopt the original: poetictiger.com/product/do-f... #watercolor

3am thinking I'd love to flip the switch in my brain from READER to Writer But My reading is so gluttonous and pleasurable And Writing seems like I'd be smashing my face into a brick wall until words fall out then trying to drag a beloved corpse uphill so it can be publicly autopsied

a glory hole but for unlimited soup and salad

The wolfhound desperately wants to run around in the snow.... ✨ HOWEVER ✨ Does NOT WANT Cold or wet And Wants to be inside this is all my fault

I think he is only now realizing that it is a Full Moon And he has deprived me of fries And now he's locked in a small remote cabin with me He is promising pickles, pizza and pickle pizza if he survives the night

Officially getting a divorce. He came home Said he brought me fries from town. And immediately confessed he ate them. now I have none of the fries I didn't even know I desperately needed. He did bring 20lbs of potatoes And dared to joke about it Divorce... Divorce for a million years.