Happy Birthday Mr Curry thank you for awakening my interest in beautiful evil men

Doom snails Sparkling in the spring time sun ( Finally finished and off the bench )

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Home sweet home

what more can be said

Watching Legend For the very first time Because happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry .....I knew. But I had no idea. I am so gawwwddamnnnn stoned and horny Jesus Christ it's only 7 minutes into the movie Made a pan of incredibly G R E E N rice crispy squares I am doomed i going to die?

Worked on a few things yesterday for the anniversary of Sinners. They'll likely be pin back brooches. Probably the last batch of jewelry type things I do for a long minute. Need to finish up a couple of much larger projects before the REAL MOVING packing up starts.

Ideal relationship dynamic

I'm trying not to be weird about it. But I am totally going to be very weird about it. That is my wife.

Post the best pictures you have ever taken of your pet: The floofs. Maddy Bo Tangles: Komondor Bonnie O Bowie: Irish wolfhound

PUTTING THINGS IN BOXES FOR FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING EXCITING There he is. Indestructible. @waywardaf.bsky.social

I have never seen this person in my life but the level of Conathan * Understanding * Is staggering. Beautiful. Scholarly. How am I Still finding New random Izzy Hands enjoyers in this economy?

It is impossible to watch LadyHawk without crying my entire ass off

Omgggg I encourage anyone who maybe wants to try a Tens unit for pain relief to TRY IT IT'S SO SOOTHING I COULD ELECTROCUTE MY BODY FOREVER IT'S LIKE A CAT PURRING DIRECTLY INTO MUSCLES

graphic design is my passion

Dear mutuals who always like my Joe Meek posts, you would make so unbelievably happy if you followed me here too🥺👉👈 (yes this is the official account of the society, I've been tasked with social media and I'm slightly panicked about it)

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

PROUD OF US.

This is why I yelled Frog penis. Frog has GRACIOUSLY waited almost a whole damn year for me to get ID & Kofi and banking done for payment Because Medieval Dickosaurus Rex

Fuck. Yes. Yes so hard.

Went to town today. ALMOST drove past the place for ID renewal. YELLED FROG PENIS seriously confused husband driving Gave them every single piece of expired ID and envelopes for verifying that I am a person. No dice. Apparently I'll need our marriage certificate because that doesn't expire.

TOM WAITS AND MASSIVE ATTACK !?!?!?! I'm not sure how I feel about my marriage music and my Fucking Music being together. But sure, why not??

Starting shit in my other fandom by saying real things like: Johnny and Reg get a pink Barbie Jeep. Everyone agrees. ( Historically accurate btw ) Eoin gets a sandbox. Everyone cries and I am shot. ( Because that is also historically accurate )

I fell asleep in the shower eating a piece of pizza. It's been a big day. A good day.

Canyon question: "EDWHADDD I'M {WHAT NUMBER HERE} FER FOOK SAKE..." 56 57 Izzy Hands is most commonly what exhausted wife age? like I fully understand the number goes up But what number was the Peak of the meme?

Polaris peeps! Is anyone interested in choosing the Red glass? Special order that needs a new home. If no one calls dibs on red.. The plan is, I'll cover it with a black blob of resin to give it a fake jet mourning jewelry makeover. Only one Izzy hands is my dead wife Vip club membership card

Dear husband left the house today wearing his red long johns a slutty wool vest and the most bisexual jeans. (I have no idea how or why this is hot but it is...it really is...bless my last ovary it is really trying.)

NEW TOM WAITS ALBUM ( Oh my fuck )

Jim Remington Steele AU is doing sooooo good (from a brief interlude between the last fic and the next fic in the series. for the uninitiated, the Remington Steele AU is a Jim/Ed OFMD series in which Jim is a detective, Ed is a conman, and they fall into a bdsm relationship) #ofmdfic #nsfw

Remember to make art with your boner. It doesn't have to be a horny boner, it can be a brain boner or a heart boner. Make art that makes you happy and appeals to your own freakish sensibilities. This is imperative.

i need every OFMD stardew player to know that there's a dog that turns your dog into izzy hands. he barks. www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalle...

Name Four Non-Person Things That Make Your Life Livable: 1. Asthma medications 2. Coffee in bed every single morning delivered with tender forehead kisses 3. Gigantic stinky dogs 4. Reading

Yesterday was a very good day. I went for a walk to yell at the river. I read some poetry. I found a hat. LOOK AT THE HAT I FOUND. It matches my cane. It matches my everything. Fuck yeah.

artwork attributed to Banksy, quote attributed to Utah Phillips

NAKED IN THE HOT SPRINGS THE MOTHMAN BBQ CHIPS WILL TASTE LIKE POETRY

O no. Another character. Another violent complicated character With That Tattoo Who's younger self is ALREADY currently my #1 guy fom the other show I'm writing for. * Kill Bill Siren Intensifies * ( I haven't even watched the trailer ) ( I am deeply unwell about this shitty tattoo )

does anyone want to fall madly in love and cling to each other as the world burns

WITNESS AMOEBA'S WISDOM

Friends! Dear husband is preparing for asking his doctor about getting an ADHD assessment tomorrow. What are the things that have helped you to prepare? Quizzes or self assessment tools that helped? Questions to think about that really thit the buzzer?

55 years ago today, David Bowie released ‘The Man Who Sold The World’ album in the UK in 1971.

I am winning Ao3 Someone unsubscribed (gawd forbid a vampire AU have a bit of pain kink)

Logging on…

2k words got zero interaction. Luckily I wrote it for me, myself and my own penis.

💫 Gouache and pencil on aqua board!