my wife btw

3 days left to enter the Egyptian OFMD raffle! Your chance to win a deck of cards, or 1 of 3 prints plus Fish-Man Ed&Stede keychain, or 1 of 10 keychains. Follow the link & fill out the form. It's free 🩷 forms.gle/YCxEfTcp64yC... (posted the wrong link in the previous post oops!)

Hnnngh

thinking about edizzy dancing to 50s/60s love songs

He bewitches me...

Greggs have started selling iced matcha and every time I go by, I hear Ben like "Liitle oik. Look. Expand your horizons with whatever that is." "It's green tea, and no thanks." "Only the strongest builder's tea for my little ruffian. Four sugars and a Sports Direct mug." "Don't make this a thing."

Mods are asleep. Post The Bill. www.tumblr.com/feelmyskin/7...

which pokemon and character combination do you like? tell me and I'll choose one person and will send one card pack☺️💕

Monsterfuck Meme, all together~ #ofmdnsfw

Monsterfuck Meme: Free Space I thought it'd be fun to make Stede an insect monster 🤷 #ofmdnsfw

HEHE #sherlockholmes #granadaholmes #jeremybrett

Monsterfuck Meme: Tentacle #ofmdnsfw

#OFMDdisastercule coming (😏) in just over a week! Check out this thread for rules and prompts

va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rqb0q... #timelapse #lost&found #ofmd i posted too many shitposts with my silly drawings and i can't find anything there -___- reposting this bc i just found it.

Conito bonito of the day... day 389

Tender intimacity #OFMD #edizzy #ourflagmeansdeath

Service announcement for those who bought @yearofbelonging.bsky.social 🦆📯 Know that I left this lil space blank so that each of you could write their own Valentine's letter to Izzy 😌💕 (or draw his boobs on it, go wild u7u) #izzyhands #calicojack #cjizzy #ofmdfanart

Monsterfuck Meme: Dragon the original template said Orc but that's not a monster type I wanted to draw so- #ofmdnsfw

Monsterfuck Meme: Werewolf #ofmdnsfw

fang still calling izzy boss even when izzy subs for him >>>>

Two more days to order before shipping to the USA closes indefinitely 🥹🐱💕 Shipping to all other destinations will continue as usual 🙏

i love it so much when the edizzy baby looks like a tiny little copy of ed. so absurdly adorable to me

He was just joking #OFMD #edizzy #izzyhands #edwardteach

#ofmd #gentlebeard #edteach #stedebonnet #ourflagmeansdeath

Monsterfuck Meme: Slime #ofmdnsfw

offering up february c0mmissions :) OFMD, OCs or other fandoms are fine all c0mmissions are fullbody, flat coloured clean lineart (unless asked for smth else) prices: - single character: £30 - two characters: £45 - three characters: £60 #ofmd read the rest of the thread for more info & exs! ⬇️⬇️

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

ofmd x pokemon card

Getting finally stuff after weeks of job ahhh #edizzy #OFMD

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

thinking abt ed projecting his mommy issues onto izzy again 🥰

My commissions are open! Shoot me a DM to inquire. Shares are very much appreciated.

Presenting wrestler Edizzy💜🖤

i think ed is a switch in a similar style to me where he generally likes to sub for the attention and lack of pressure but when he sees gods perfect little sub he simply has to step up

I feel like you could ask Izzy what children enjoy, and he'd come to public hangings and double espressos long before ever mentioning Minecraft, but it comes from a sincere place.

Fang, Lucius, Jack, Stede, Ed, Izzy

ed insisting on being the big spoon so he can just comfortably hold izzy's tits while they cuddle

This does mean it's plausible that Izzy would meet Stede's children and pull a coin out from behind their ears and they'd think it was lame until they realised the coin was a switchblade or something. Like, he's *trying* to be normal.

Here comes trouble

The more I watch this the funnier it is that he's essentially doing children's party magic misdirection and then throws a punch and stabs at the same time. Izzy is not getting invited back to this McDonald's.

Probably not the kind of knight they’re looking for but… #ofmd

Thank you @guobia.bsky.social for providing Izzy with what he needs most 🥚🥚🥚 (Please note that all of these came out of Guo's purse, and they are pretty tasty 😋) Izzy doll by @imrights.bsky.social, shirt by @disastershipblonde.bsky.social 🖤

My beloveds 💚 Thank you again, Lark

Jack is straddling Izzy on the couch. Izzy is kissing and biting his fingertips.

someone is yelling for the captain and woke everyone up 😔 #steddyhands

I'LL SCISSOR YOU

Thinking again about Ed putting his and Izzy's wedding picture in a "who rescued who" frame with paw prints all around it

ed cat and izzy found him like that