there's a mousetrap that should be in our basement but it is just??? missing???

Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.

Edizzy being edizzy #OFMD #ofmdfanart #edizzy #izzyhands

Finished Subnautica: Below Zero. I have nothing to say about it that other people haven't said better. It made some weird story progression decisions, and it felt like the devs didn't get what made the first one special, but it was fine. I'm still looking forward to 2.

Loyalty of first mate #OFMD #ofmdfanart #edizzy

grocery store still has some after valentine's clearance candy! i'm getting kitkats

when you see the discourse of the day unfolding but you can't figure out the source so it's like dark matter that can only be observed by its effect on its surroundings

i dont think this will save the games industry or anything but if games can go back to being like 10-15 gigs to download i would appreciate it

it is february and i should close the window before i go to bed but on the other hand: do i really need to?

So far: ONE HUNDRED CRAFTERS SIGNED UP. Over three hundred item listings. Over SEVEN HUNDRED individual items. THIS COMMUNITY IS AMAZING. fandomcraftmarket.carrd.co

what i really want to do is go outside and do something but it is still February even though it is 50F out, there is nothing to do yet and it is kinda muddy and there is nowhere to sit

craft fair stuff done (or at least the crochet things, i might make some other stuff. there is half a package of sculpey and some gold paint calling to me on my craft bench). i should do reverse bang art but i'm thinking putting that off until morning (but that is the devil talking)

Tfw your fleet's been destroyed by a minor prince and a mediocre man is telling you to look on the bright side (you're alive!) #ofmdfanart

About to submit a handful of these little things!

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Happy Valentines Day! 💘 Ed and his good boy all patched up after a fight 💘 #ofmdart #edizzy

4/5 lone wolf bunnies. gonna finish the last one tonight, too. might do another craft as well. how do people feel about polymer clay stun move whale charms?

Remember how Pete wore that stupid horseshoe belt buckle (upside down so the luck falls out!!!) in s1, and then his boyfriend got tossed overboard, and he was marooned on a rock with most of the rest of the crew?

i forgot to take valentine's pictures of doggy izzy and wolf ed. know they they had coordinating bows (red and white, mine was pink) and spent the day spooning.

remember how cute ed is. and on valentines day. i think he'd be testing his partners to see how much they care about him and thats valid. bc of how cute he is

OFMD Characters as Conversation Hearts from A Box Sweethearts Candies: A Thread 🧵

💜 Happy Valentine's Day 💟

I did not manage anything new, but I do have some old cute Valentine's fluff for the holiday

happy valentine

happy valentine's day. edizzy invented love 💘

for like a year i've had the grand plan of having held (the theoretically final part of the once and future husbands series) done for valentines but i cannot tell you how hard that is not happening

I am once again watching this bit and asking where all the Ed/Hornigold fic is

Friend bought me mgs3 (og not delta) and I'm just sitting here waiting until I get to the part where I play the game

It's nearly time...

Ed has gone all krakeny & sprouted tentacles but it's only because he wants to hug everyone & needs more arms. Well they're all running away. But then Izzy gets out in front & threatens them & they've got no choice but to turn back & get hugged 💜🐙 (Izzy would also like hugs but he's got a job to do)

oh damn Friday the 13th right before vday…this would’ve been a great happy edizzy week

Tender intimacity #OFMD #edizzy #ourflagmeansdeath

a friend i play games with is a night shift girlie and she was like "we're playing tonight but i'm so tired so i'm not setting an alarm for tonight, i'll just let you know when i'm getting on" this morning before she went to bed and i just knew oh she's going to be on so early tonight

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

it’s always happy edizzy week in my heart 🤍

Being good and not looking up a map for subnautica below zero but I am lost all the time and don't know where to go

50sog au where Ed's a dominant billionaire & Stede's a newly out, recently freed from family obligations submissive baby gay, but they're the background story & it's actually focused on their beleaguered personal assistants Izzy & Lucius. Why are they buying sex stuff for them, where is HR,

v1.116 is rolling out now! For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.

finally started subnautica: below zero last night i saw why people say it is not as good as the first, just like in the first 10 minutes. it Really spoon feeds you.

ed insisting on being the big spoon so he can just comfortably hold izzy's tits while they cuddle

3/? craft market bunnies. this one has mismatched ears and a spot of color around its eye because i lost yarn chicken by like 2 inches. now i gotta choose what color(s) to make the remaining bunnies

It’s not even his wedding day he just likes to feel pretty

me @ me: just focus on something. anything. just one thing.

i should write but i really should draw but i want to play video game but if i do that i'm probably going to get sucked in and play for hours but if i played a little minecraft with a youtube video in the background at least i'd be aware of the passage of time but i already worked through my /

more edizzy artists join the reverse bang so we can bounce ideas around in the artist chat. i do not expect the main guy likers to understand

remember when ed was having a really bad time but he didn't go off the deep end until he thought izzy was dead?

haribo twin snakes sssoulmates good.