Playing Tales from the Borderlands for friends and we took a pause to look up how much Handsome Jack/Rhys fan fiction there was

lrt i want to see the circuit boards!!!!!

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

messy bun ed teach 🙂‍↕️

i have a lot of feelings about his suicide-prep updo and elegant neck

i kinda hate sims build content where they show you how to make a little bathroom or roof or kitchenette or whatever that is super cute but it is just aesthetic and if you're a person who puts sims in your buildings none of it is functional

ed and izzy are in the middle of a fight and they are Not talking but they do have reservations for a previously scheduled date night so they are getting dressed and going out and eating dinner in cold silence as they sit across the table from each other

yeah 🤗 - #edizzy #ofmdart

Also I have questions for like... so many people because, due to the manual labor we were doing today and the air being Bad, my mom told me to jack up the a/c so I set it about 5 degrees cooler than we have it normally set at during the day, so it is running at 78F right now.

we stretched our carpet 'cause there were raised bumps that were starting to become a tripping hazard/were tripping up the robot vacuum, and i do not have before and after pictures because my mother would kill me for letting strangers see our gross carpet of the before, but it turned out so nice

this story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way.

yesterday i was looking at the aqi forecast and it was looking to be at the higher end of the yellows, rolling over to orange in the evening, but woke up this morning and nah, we're straight purple

Izzy's riding Ed's dick for the first time rn if you even caaaare.

Ed bouncing on Izzy's dick, but his bad knee gives out, so Izzy rolls them over real smooth while still inside him and fucks Ed into the mattress

everyone thinks ed and izzy are doing bdsm 100% of the time however they're really just two neurodivergent ppl trying to make life bearable for each other. through bdsm.

Ed keeping Izzy under his desk for an afternoon and everyone assumes it is for blowjob reasons but really Izzy has just been kinda high strung so Ed puts him somewhere he can be close and cozy to calm down a bit.

Just me and my three copies of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 against the world.

Tomorrow I'm going to hangout in my basement and organize some dvds and do some crafts

i miss circles

edizzy are making sweet sweet love rn. 🙂‍↕️

sir.

EdIzzy is real, it's just that Ed doesn't know it.

Izzy doesn't know it either. Thinks these are just normal first mate things

Ed coming up with elaborate fuckeries that Izzy rolls his eyes at but goes along with anyway is everything to me.

Ed getting Izzy prepped and ready, then stepping away for a moment to build anticipation and make Izzy wait for it, but getting distracted and just leaving Izzy dutifully waiting like that for way too long

Izzy should've just done this to get them out of that jail cell

Buttons shows up for some reason & tells Stede that whales do this sometimes & Stede's in a stress position, sweaty & grimacing & not having as sexy of a time as he'd thought he'd be having & just looks up at buttons awkwardly & goes "ok"

tbh not liking izzy is whatever, but when you start in withy the 'izzy deserved it' shit, that's a big ol' red flag, absolutely not, fuck all the way off with all of that.

Ed is making out with Iggy at this very moment. He's too short for Ed so they made Steve get down on all fours to be used as a step stool,

i stand by my you don’t love ed if u can’t appreciate anything abt izzy take 😤 guy was designed in a lab to be ed’s fucked up right hand man henchman sub

I was never gonna stand by and let you destroy yourself for that t w a t.

lrt: that's just "And Through the Sleepless Nights" (E. Edizzy infidelity pwp. 1.5k words) archiveofourown.org/works/47493154

Incredible fic title up for grabs

Urge to play the Sims for 16 hours a day intercepted by urge to re-complete my Subnautica 2 run with the stuff they added in the EA 1.1 update

It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food

do u ever tear up randomly thinking about how ed and izzy were prolly just two lonely kids w no chance that latched onto each other and then stayed latched on for 20+ years never knowing if it was bc the other truly wanted them or just desperation not to be alone

first time painting w/ actual acryllic paints and paintbrushes #izzyhands #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

the part of my brain that wants to spend 16 hours a day playing the sims is speaking up again and i must be strong enough to not listen

Remember when Izzy said "I'll happily end it," but what he was really saying was "I love you"?

Made myself sad about EdIzzy again

There probably was a time in their lives when Ed could've called Izzy over to look at the clouds and asked him to they looked like frankfurters, and Izzy, not at the edge of a pressing life or death situation, would have recognized that Ed was trying to tell him something.

Ed loves whimsy and communicating in a shorthand that makes sense to him without regard for if it makes sense to anyone else, and his little guy is too fucking stressed right now for that shit.

the hair at the back of my head is just long enough i can gather it in respectable daytime ponytail but the sides have so long to go and it is driving me nuts.

One think I see this and I need to draw it so bad but with edizzy #ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach

edizzy’s called off divorce is truly so beautiful and important

Complete modern AU #EdIzzy fic for #OFMDReverseBang #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdfic #udfic Art by @megaducko.bsky.social (so much art, so brilliant) Tougher Than the Rest 38k | Rated E archiveofourown.org/works/877716...

shirtless izzy hands in slow motion 🧵