godspeed to anyone doing any of the various -tobers. you are all gifts.

little gif because thighs www.tumblr.com/feelmyskin/7...

Stede, newly divorced and free from his repressed missionary-with-the-lights off sex life, diving head first into kinks, and someone has to step in and be like: "You can wear a collar, and you can get some e-stim stuff to try, but you cannot buy a dog shock collar and put it on your penis, Stede."

ed. and izzy. izzy and ed.

day two - free use okay more domestic edizzy sue me i’m in a mood (ft orgasm denial)

#murderwidows knifeplay for #OFMDkinktober2025

crazy to think about how love didn't even exist until ed and izzy invented it for each other

honestly kinda pisses me off there's a jack-o-lantern emoji but no uncarved pumpkin.

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring!

he’s a witch and this is his cat #ofmd #ofmdfanart

for day one - cockwarming 🥰 (they won’t all be fluffy edizzy. probably)

every time is see an edizzy divorce + subsequent remarriage post, it takes everything in me to not slide in like "have you read Reconciled?"

one time i saw someone refer to kazooie from banjo-kazooie as a mean lesbian and that just made so many things make sense.

we're getting a divorce. we're saving our marriage!

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

Ribbon of love We are tied up #ofmd #OFMDfanart #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach #ourflagmeansdeath

ed tummy :)

Spider living under my monitor riser. Not ideal.

the messy bun, the slut strands, the dangling earring, the pearls, the neck, the beard, the gigantic expressive eyes, the head tilt- [gif from unworthythors on tumblr]

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Lucius encouraging Stede to get out there and have his slut era, offering himself up to be the one to show Stede how to have some fun, and then they accidentally become a thing

Our Flag Means Dolls Autumn 2025 photo fun challenge starts October 12! One week of silly & spooky prompts 👻

average edizzy sex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - for @florenceafter12.bsky.social - I had the time of my LIFE working on this one!

i should choose new bows for halloween for doggy izzy and wolf ed, but i don't have any orange or otherwise actually halloween themed so the choices are purple, black, or acid green

I know ofmd stede bonnet loves to get white girl wasted on a jumbo margarita

Did you know? Ed and Izzy love each other so much.

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I just think... Ed and Izzy

I just think Izzy

edizzy

edward teach is cozy rn. if u even care

did i come back literally to remind people about the ao3 maintenance and link to my fics in case someone wants to read something while it is down? yes.

Everyone go download you bedtime stories for tonight and whatever you need to get you through the day tomorrow

[update] Scheduled: Maintenance will begin as scheduled in 60 minutes.

it happened to me: a post i made was misinterpreted and my brain told me i should die about it. (i had dinner and i don't need to die about it anymore, but i deleted the post and i'm still 80/20 on deactivating)

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[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 20 hours starting at 07:30 UTC on September 26 while we prepare some improvements to collection browsing.

the Burger King in Yellow creating a whopper so profane all who consume it are driven to madness

feel like a million bucks actually 🥰

izzy tits ed's stress toys

Trying out some light/mood stuff idk. But hmmm them :) #Edizzy #ofmd

These dumbasses #garashir #ds9

I just think... Stede/Lucius hook ups where Stede is very much technically bad at sex, but he's so damn eager and earnest that it kind of works anyway.

i need someone to play skate. with me 'cause the last of the things i need to do to have done everything that's there at this point is to do a couple of co-op challenges

love is real

edizzy doubled ended dildo sharing

i love having doggy izzy and wolf ed as part of my bedscape 'cause they'll fall into different positions and look adorable as i do stuff on/near the bed, but sometimes one will fall off the bed,

Knowing the smell of your rotting former first mate is the most romantic thing a person can do

the psychic damage you do to yourself when you to go rub your freshly shaved legs together to feel the smooth and instead discover the patch you missed with the razor