lrp i could be wrong but i think they were actually talking about the hamburglar

the fictional characters i like:

(cw off screen torture, bitching) anyway what if ed was an alpha and stede was a beta who doesn’t know much abt alpha/omega dynamics outside of a barebones upper class beta education abt it but he falls in love w ed and they end up bonding each other before stede leaves back to mary, and

every once and a while someone is like is it crazy that i liked s2/didn’t mind izzy’s death and every time they get like 100 likes. mate you’re in the majority i’m just loud and annoying and still mad abt it lmao

okay sorry insane thoughts incoming. cws for domestic & sexual violence

while on the subject, a fav hornigold scenario of mine is definitely hornigold w izzy as his wife/cabin boy/mentee/most special torturee suddenly taking interest in a young, brilliant, beautiful ed and taking him as his second wife/cabin boy/mentee/most special torturee

must admit my mind always wants to reverse the classic hornigold x edizzy situations so that ed is the one experiencing the maximum suffering and izzy is the one being uncomfortably horny abt it

poor young eddie got traumatized by hornigold letting him fuck izzy as a reward and now he's too scared of how much he still wants izzy to allow himself too close to him ://// too bad izzy doesnt know that and is breaking his own heart thinking he's unwanted

missing pre s2 vibes mean izzy pushing all of ed’s buttons until he snaps edizzy

managed to meta post my way into getting hype abt jumping back into a fic i’ve been reading when i get home, but what are the odds that i walk through the door to my place and suddenly no longer want to do anything ever

i just think omega ed and alpha izzy

god i am so bored but it’s like depression bored so it’s like incurable unfortunately. it’s just wild to think my hyperfixation thoughts and not be rewarded w the happy chemicals smh

i would like to write an edizzy PWP that has the vibes of a chase atlantic song

ofmd rlly is about second chances

yknow re mr fry, i wish i could, but i truly don’t expect any better from, like, any cis actors re working with jk rowling’s sruff. it was surprising and heartening when any of the cast came out against her years back. ppl just don’t stand up for trans ppl lol

the second the first christmas decoration goes up the ppl in this town turn into completely different ppl i swear. everyone is suddenly so nice lmao

who wants to move in together into a little commune and share the duties of meal prep and cooking so it feels more like a fun communal task i am doing for and w others and less like something that makes me hate life

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i think i finally got blocked by enough people that i haven’t even seen what any of the recent fandom discourse has been abt

wip -

i like when edizzy just kinda keep stede as a pet

see there’s the cuck chair and then there’s the Director’s chair

the way ed is a guy falling in love for the very first time and a guy with a malewife situationship of twenty odd years at the same time

sometimes my preoccupation w ed becomes annoying. like stop being so beautiful and shippable and compelling so i can just focus on some other ships in this show for a sec

remembering when i kinda thought the core conceit of ofmd would be that through empathy and patience and community and love even the most traumatized violent people can heal and maybe do something to change the world that hurt them (à la a gentler form of piracy)

listen to autoheart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if izzy’s fabled young lover never died and they ran away to sea together but izzy still met ed and was weird about him

the chain reference by the edizzy band (autoheart) (this whole song is edizzy)

s1 rlly did have it though….evil burnt out depressed pirate man meets a cute silly camp weirdo and suddenly feels something again. + unloved bullied closeted gay man gets swiftly hardcore fallen in love with by the embodiment of his special interest. ugh. they’re cute

man i’ve been struggling so much with envy lately :/ like mate you are in control of only what you do now in the present, not the shit set up you got in life. being pissy and resentful abt what i perceive as privilege in other ppl is useless 😭 and i generally don’t even know shit abt their struggles

if i ever start publishing original fiction and some of the plot beats are familiar to fans of a certain pirate show shhhhhh

the wild thing abt past edizzy is there was presumably much less horrors between them (around them, sure, but less of them directly hurting each other on purpose i think) before s1 bc, like, i rlly do think s1 is showing an escalation between them that’s new and over the line even for them

not my laptop suddenly not charging omg. life just loves to pile the stuff on doesn’t it

Day 6 : Fang #kirby #ofmd #ofmdfanart #huevember2025

Day 3 : Calico Jack #Kirby #ofmd #ofmdfanart #huevember2025

made a reference sheet for Izzy from my head stuck in the future AU 🥰🥰🥰

i was a regifted child

edizzy who have only ever had hardcore, getting-it-out-of-their-systems style pirate sex discovering the joys of making out for hours

[June 2022] It's been forever since I saw my pretty sexy bunnies. This was my peak. I luv this one so much

Late art for Inktober :D #illustration #art #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #ofmd #izzyhands #izzy #israelhands #inkdrawing #inktober

Just a preview of something I'm working on #OFMD #edizzy

filtering by a speciality in transgender issues and personality disorders is a surefire way to remove every therapist from the search innit

izzy really is ed’s little guy forever

good night

i think one of my biggest issues re writers block lately is choosing to write a story that compels me bc it’s so personal to me and then just accidentally triggering myself bc it got too personal 🥲

i had to cover a morning shift today and it was so busy and yet. the easiest shift of my entire life. closers should 100% be paid more than openers lmao, at least at this job

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