my other obsession du jour is händel’s giulio cesare in egitto, but at least i’m still miles away from trying to write gay fanfiction about that

happy birthdays stizzy. ed is there too.

Nobody asked for Luis Serra sucking dick but here you go #residentevil4 #RE4 #serennedy #leonkennedy #luisserra

I've seen people trying to defend it today by saying "No, no, I just use it to brainstorm, bounce ideas, I do the actual writing" and with all the kindness in the world I need to tell you: if there is a stage of writing you are not good at, you need to get good, not use the plagiarism machine.

I am but a simple fanfic writer but if everyone is using AI to write it's because I'm dead.

baby edizzy fighting like puppies. rolling on the ground, wrestling, biting at each other, humping a little when they have the chance,

how lucky i am to be alive

today is stede and izzy's anniversary!!

so. i have nearly 2k words of a divine comedy fic. does... anyone want to beta read this? 😂 i feel like my head's gonna explode if i can't talk to someone about this Right Now

so. i have nearly 2k words of a divine comedy fic. does... anyone want to beta read this? 😂 i feel like my head's gonna explode if i can't talk to someone about this Right Now

my parents have apparently decided to sell my car in my absence? hello? that is my child which i birthed from my own loins? (it is a rolling junk of heap and legally belongs to them so it's all good but i'm still a bit heartbroken)

i probs won't have time to draw anything for TDOV today, but i did discover my long dis-used OG nsfw OFMD folder the other day with a few bits i haven't reposted here (these are from 2022!) so, enjoy! #izzyhands #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands

trans can be nonbinary. trans can reject gender altogether. trans can be someone who uses any combination of pronouns. trans can be no hrt or surgery. trans can be whatever you want it to be. happy trans day of visibility to everyone who identifies as trans, no matter what that means for you! 🏳️‍⚧️💖💕

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

my job is great for a multitude of reasons but the fact that someone buys me a coffee near daily sure is chiefly among them

… anyways i typed this on my phone there are 100 typos and 0 grammar or logic. gonna hve to actively become a better writer to pull this off

*taps the sign* Let people dislike you. You don’t want to be friends with people who don’t like you. People block for completely random reasons. Authenticity threatens certain individuals & insecure people need a common enemy to talk smack about - genuinely, who cares what they think.

Izzy being a cat person? #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #edizzy #izzyhands

Ed’s big beautiful brown eyes should have been included on his list of crimes. -Stede Bonnet, probably #OFMDfanart #OFMD

… anyways i typed this on my phone there are 100 typos and 0 grammar or logic. gonna hve to actively become a better writer to pull this off

I colored it 🫣

someone direct me towards the boccaccio/petrarca rpf please; where are you hiding it. i know im not the first person in the history of the world who ships this

trying to plan my easter weekend & being impeded by decision fatigue. there is just too much to DO

mondays are for doing anything but being productive

Ed's baby girl <3 --- #art #nsfwart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #tentacles

me with my first paycheck from my real adult job (where i earn significantly less than the german average): oh god, it’s me they mean when they say eat the rich

lrt his stupid sideburns. i love him so much

that deflated marshmallow has no idea he's just hours away from meeting the love of his life

Turns out I can hurt my own feelings by writing AND drawing the sad EdIzzy thing (who would've thought). Not suffering through this wip alone, so here's an Izzy wip for y'all #ofmd #ofmdart #IzzyHands

okay nope still insane

Thinking about Izzy Hands' thighs, in leather, in the moonlight, flexing. Thinking about how Izzy Hands is the best sword in the Caribbean. Thinking about how strong Izzy Hands must be to run his sword through a man & fully into a cherrywood mast & have it drive so deep it gets stuck. 🫠🥵🫦

A tdick I desperately want to ride. 🫦🏴‍☠️ "Perverted", painted by me. X #ofmd

la muraille de charlevoix ann-renée desbiens :) a goalie is a type of knight #pwhl #montrealvictoire

i am like one second away from going fully insane rn (writing medieval RPF smut)

okay so that was a transcendental experience

worth it to see teatro verdi alone i think

modern au izzy is doing yardwork shirtless and stede is watching

the fact that i’ve gained weight is an objectively good thing but whenever i’m directly confronted with it i get so uncomfortable. pair of trousers that used to fit very loose is now quite tight and. argh. would love for my brain to be normal about it

i rlly need to take the time to go through my old tweets and write down all the actually good fic ideas in there. its gotta be a treasure trove

thinking about Them again <3 they’re making out while ed is pressing a knife against izzy’s throat. between kisses, he tells izzy all about how he’s going to gut and bleed him

happy florence posts a nedizzy fic day! this is a rare occurrence so you better enjoy it 🔪 archiveofourown.org/works/82025711

camboy Ed got some new panties from one of his subscribers and decided to show them off to say thank you. #ofmdnsfw #ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmdart

ed when he goes from sucking the strap that he also bites sometimes to real dick. those guys are suffering but what are they going to do, say no to ed?

happy florence posts a nedizzy fic day! this is a rare occurrence so you better enjoy it 🔪 archiveofourown.org/works/82025711

there's something so fun about edizzy piss kink. bc izzy is like hardcore into it, you can't tell me he isn't, and ed gets into it purely to mess with izzy's head. squirming in his car seat after they just passed a service area because he knows how easy it is to rile izzy up like that

seven years ago i left a comment on a music video on youtube and the band heart reacted to it today... very ominous

2k of my finest edizzy fucking after the toe scene and archiveofourown.org/works/56604961

i officially have a new favourite place in florence. palazzo davanzati !!!

sometimes i wonder if im a worse edizzy writer for the fact that i’m so thoroughly unromantic. like their whole deal is being in love despite the horrors and that love making it all worth it. and i’m a firm believer in pretty much everything else being more important than romantic love