oh god it’s carnival, save me

This is why you need to be reading books and writing your own emails, by the way. When you outsource your thinking abilities, you risk turning your brain into soup. Heavy dependence on AI has already been linked with severe cognitive decline. What you don’t use, you will lose.

Brand new part of my series, in which Jasper feels like a big scary predator while actively making Guy a sandwich 🤭 archiveofourown.org/works/793345... (Stay tuned for chapter 2 and that E rating will make sense. I hope) #gasper #talamasca

va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rqb0q... #timelapse #lost&found #ofmd i posted too many shitposts with my silly drawings and i can't find anything there -___- reposting this bc i just found it.

Monsterfuck Meme: Tentacle #ofmdnsfw

Written for the Three Sentence Ficathon on Dreamwidth, for the prompt "waking someone up with a blowjob": threesentenceficathon.dreamwidth.org/7387.html?th...

Tender intimacity #OFMD #edizzy #ourflagmeansdeath

Service announcement for those who bought @yearofbelonging.bsky.social 🦆📯 Know that I left this lil space blank so that each of you could write their own Valentine's letter to Izzy 😌💕 (or draw his boobs on it, go wild u7u) #izzyhands #calicojack #cjizzy #ofmdfanart

just discovered this piece by martin van maële... feeling my brain neurons activate 😳

Today’s personal attack on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/149497...

just in case anyone hasnt said this you can be against censorship while also having boundaries. all those people that make you uncomfortable, you are more than welcome to not want to be around them but you should still advocate for their right to create those things that make you uncomfortable.

here's chapter six! archiveofourown.org/works/787376...

in case anyone was wondering what @lovedhands.bsky.social and i are working on these days :3

I have been saying for years that the distinction between whether someone's queerness is innate from birth or if it developed in the mind over time is academic at the very best. Functionally, it's completely irrelevant.

fang still calling izzy boss even when izzy subs for him >>>>

He was just joking #OFMD #edizzy #izzyhands #edwardteach

i love it so much when the edizzy baby looks like a tiny little copy of ed. so absurdly adorable to me

being a pervert about fictional characters with my friends

here's chapter 5!! archiveofourown.org/works/787376...

Monsterfuck Meme: Slime #ofmdnsfw

here's chapter 5!! archiveofourown.org/works/787376...

Today I drew: Sunshine vs Thunderstorm both smol 🤏🏽 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #stedebonnet #izzyhands

From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.

edizzy AU where they meet on one of those cannibalism fetish forums and arrange for ed to kill and eat izzy <3 who said romance was dead

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

ive only been in online fandom since 2022 and ngl it has mostly felt like we’re being chased out of every fun space for it. first twitter, now this? and all the art websites banning nsfw art, too?

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

chapter 4 is out now! we're moving back into nutritious meal territory with this one! archiveofourown.org/works/787376...

we can share our @gbcalendar.bsky.social art now so here is mine! #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard

the way ao3 is free, has no ads, and doesn't obey some evil corporate agenda to push certain content over others. it's the last truly good experience you get online these days.

if the discord age verification thing is actually coming i’m gonna go off the deep end and start a telegram channel. jfc

Nun porn but make it lesbians

Stede just came back from grocery shopping to find Ed like this😏🍑 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

This little rhinestone cowboy isn’t going to be compromisin’ on anything anymore 🙂‍↔️ #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Written for the Three Sentence Ficathon on Dreamwidth, for the prompt "if only you knew all the places you'd go": threesentenceficathon.dreamwidth.org/7020.html?th...

ed insisting on being the big spoon so he can just comfortably hold izzy's tits while they cuddle

Maybe this year I'll start blocking people who have to comment "um actually what about the opposite of what you just said" in someone's hornypost. Like did you guys know you can keep scrolling if you don't agree with someone's headcanon/preference? Maybe even hide the post if bothers you that much?

my back has been hurting for three fucking days. yoga class tomorrow better fix me :(

and here’s chapter 3 - also a lil snack :) get on board before we start posting the hefty chapterssss archiveofourown.org/works/787376...

Commission design for the same person as these ones Not for use

Sharing

Presenting wrestler Edizzy💜🖤

Throwback to something worth repeating.

2010s power metal was truly the peak of music history. nothing will ever hit as hard

(writing in a notebook) scissor (sciccor)… con… o… neill…. ok yeah that sounds right

& I'll sing all day and haunt you in the night #edizzy #ofmdart #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw

I’ve spent my day watching @actofgracecon.bsky.social panels and drawing Ed. It’s been the best day I’ve had all week. #OFMDfanart #OFMD