my princess

For all my stackham enjoyers... They have a baby 💕💕 archiveofourown.org/works/71565061

my princess

ok, that wig is a human rights violation, but ... is cj wearing eyeliner and even mascara here 👀👀👀

i love ta-nehisi coates so much

of the entire family i always could identify with gob the most

I do not enjoy that genre of queer fiction where you can tell the creators are trying sooooo hard to make sure it's at mild and inoffensive as possible so as not to upset the straights. Like A) it's boring, and B) the bigots are gonna hate you and label it vile, corruptive pornography anyway. Sorry.

my babygirl i want to keep him in my house barefoot and pregnant

once u realize ppl do evil weird things to get a reaction out of you, you’ll learn silence is powerful

reverse dynamic: how about uptight priest stede and young, troubled sex worker jack. stede gets obsessed with "saving" jack from the seedy bar he is working at and his life, but ends up first losing himself, then finally finding the real version of himself.

i am fascinated by the transition from a young, innocent, vulnerable cj to the cj we know from ofmd, a cynical, jaded, manipulative alcoholic.

young omega jack before life came at him and ravaged him 🥹

my babygirl i want to keep him in my house barefoot and pregnant

Anyone who holds socially conservative views should be excluded from public life.

there needs to be a lot more photos and videos of baby will

religious stackham hc: young, devout priest!jack meets the wealthy stede bonnet who promises to donate a large sum, if jack agrees to come to his house once a week to convince him of the existence of God. jack reluctantly agrees.

good god how can a man be so beautiful......................... (also he funny)

reverse dynamic: how about uptight priest stede and young, troubled sex worker jack. stede gets obsessed with "saving" jack from the seedy bar he is working at and his life, but ends up first losing himself, then finally finding the real version of himself.

it makes me a bit sad that in his twenties, his tits were so delicious and juicy, but he never did anything to make them bigger, although they had this potential to be truly gigantic 😭

young omega jack before life came at him and ravaged him 🥹

religious stackham hc: young, devout priest!jack meets the wealthy stede bonnet who promises to donate a large sum, if jack agrees to come to his house once a week to convince him of the existence of God. jack reluctantly agrees.

asking is always tough, but i'm struggling to afford med refills, groceries, or a doctors appointment i have next week 😞 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a massive help to this queer trans person rn 🫶🫂 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

there needs to be a lot more photos and videos of baby will

Any time the bsky account or any of the bsky team breathes we remind them they need to repeal the nsfw restrictions I want them to get no notifications except those

yay, ao3 is up again 🙌 time to check out @killerweasel.bsky.social's hot jack/stede fic "pull your thumb out" 🔥

Attn US #OFMD fans! Want to join us for David & Anapela's Interview as a Crew / Coffee Breaks, but not sure of the times? Check out the US Panel times below and the thread for Coffee Breaks! EDT: 4pm CDT: 3pm MDT: 2pm PDT: 1pm www.siren-events.co.uk/dave-and-ana... #OFMD #SirenEvents #IAAC

I was supposed to go to a party but worked until 8 pm 🫠, so now I am too exhausted to socialise. hopefully, at least I can have fun here horny posting about my fave white cisguy crush du jour will arn*tt, cj, stede, stackham, and maybe some rpf as a treat

Me today 😂🥹

Stop exploiting survivors’ language to make points about morality. It’s beyond unethical to use us like that. Also, censorship means no media with child abuse or trafficking narratives can be created and that’s dangerous! People forget this ban doesn’t just impact erotic art. It’s everything!

If we call art, no matter how gross, CSAM, then it removes power from actual survivor-victims. That is *our* term. That is what we went through. Uncomfortable art, no matter the intent is *not* the same. No one was traumatized to make that image. It’s like how “triggered” was taken away from PTSD.

But what about drawing “child porn”? Personally, ick. But censorship? Still no. It’s fiction. And calling it “child porn” does a disservice to every survivor. First of all, that’s a terrible term. It’s CSAM. But second, CSAM involves *actual* children. (Con’t)

The cover of the song "Stand By Me" is one of the touching elements in "The Last Blossom" ♡ www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNNz...

Sociopaths. Fascists. Capitalists. Racists. Homophobes. Sexists. Narcissists. Rapists. None of these qualities qualify as insanity and all of them are extensions of the western cultural value system that they deify & remain glorified elements of US cultural export.

Also when I said defund the police I meant it. When I said abolish police I meant that too.

look at this whore (affectionately)

ao3 announced another downtime so maybe make sure you've read killer weasels delightful older stede/hitchhiker jack fic "pull your thumb out" ❤️‍🔥

Izzy: Stop thinking whatever you're fucking thinking. Stede: What? Izzy: You always make that face when you're about to say something fucking stupid just to piss me off. So stop. Stede: I love you. Izzy: Stede: Izzy: Stede: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. Izzy: I KNEW IT!! Incorrect Stizzy.

alien earth was great fun and my faves beside the amazing t ocellus were definitely morrow and kirsh. I felt every time they interacted there was tension and chemistry

will forte sexily feeding will arnett cheese during an interview for brothers solomon

Hey white people! All that smoke you had for Disney and ABC and shit? Send that same smoke to the Black folks who lost their jobs for the same damn reason.

I feel like a Jack that likes Stede, or wants to tease him, would call him goldilocks. I also feel like this thought is for @lovelaced.bsky.social, partially brought to you by @trashass6969.bsky.social

that big domino meme with the smallest domino labeled “you drew the wrong voltron characters smooching” and the largest domino labeled “censorship is good if the art makes me uncomfy”

Today is my Birthday! I will be grateful for some recent art retweets ^^

#80sTop30 Another near miss Bananarama - Cruel Summer youtu.be/l9ml3nyww80?...

Cmon y’all help me out here. I must have this!!!

i really admire everyone’s affinity for policing fan content and then being shocked when the amount of fan content depletes. wonder if there’s a link there

i for one am glad it looks like will arnett will never retire. $19 billion will take a while to accumulate.

Just remembered randomly that Will Arnett was one of the best things about “Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping” m.youtube.com/watch?v=rYAT...

tw nsfw sluttification of jack: he starts out as a one of the boys "guy" and flirts with hs prof izzy just to get him reported for relations with a student but then izzy turns the tables on him by fucking him so good, jack literally loses his mind, he can't get izzys cock out of his mind.

Will Arnett’s Maria Bamford Questionnaire covers Sally Rooney, Portugal, ice cream with hot fudge, and what he finds funny: ‘Everybody acts like they’re going to live forever. We’re all holding on to something and protecting instead of letting go.’