Whoop, there's the storm. Charge your devices, Louisvillagers.

Chag Pesach Sameach, y'all. Love and peace to all my Jewish friends and followers. Sorry, I'm a little late. It's been a day. You are loved and valued.

For the first time in my life, I have a front-loading washer with a window in the door, and I swear, I could sit on my toilet and watch the laundry wash for hours. It's the closest I've ever come to "meditation" in my life.

Key-tar?

OKAY, PEOPLE, PLACES! WE ARE NOW ON A TIMER TO GET EVERY PERSON ON EARTH INTO APE COSTUMES FOR WHEN THEY GET BACK #ArtemisII

Oh shit. I hope he’s all right.

I don’t think I realized I had any latent Challenger trauma until right about now My kid’s like “neat!” and I’m like 🫣

In an extraordinary move, Hegseth reverses Apache helicopter crew suspension before Army even investigates the incident, undercutting the service's authority and underscoring his contempt for legal guardrails in the military www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/u...

oh is there rocketball on

I do not think I have watched a launch since the Challenger. I don't think I have it in me. I've seen some replays after it was clear that everything went ok. 🤷‍♀️

I do not know why this irks me so much, but... STOP saying they're going TO the MOON. They're going 4k miles away from the moon. I'm not diminishing the achievement. But that's like being in Louisville and saying you're in London. And not London, KY. The original one.

I would talk to a free psychic. Where do I find one?

When I heard about this, I thought it was an event and all the poets would be there reading their poetry. That sounds way cooler, but this is still cool.

apparently when you sign up for the Kentucky Derby Festival races there's a list of charities that you can choose to add a donation to and we're one of them this year so if you run these races and drop an extra $5-$10 the orgs appreciate it!

Newsmax host and former Marine pilot.

I cannot wait* for Alito to file a dissent in the birthright citizenship case filled with the most hate-filled mask-off racist bullshit and then cry about how people will call him a bigot for it. * I could, in fact, do without this entirely

Unfortunately not an April Fools' joke. Pour one out for our homie, Jonathan. www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...

Blasting off into space for a flight around the moon under the management of this DOGEd-out government run by assorted reality-show guys, plastic-surgery horror stories, and failed-upwards morons without the sense to get imposter syndrome takes a level of bravery you'd have to describe as insanity.

People can stay mad at me for saying this but if I drive in a circle around a place, I did not actually go to that place. I drove around it. And it’s an odd bit to say people are going to the moon. And it’s definitely propaganda! Don’t participate! We don’t need to lie about it! It’s a flyby! 🔭

In the list of grievances that will likely never be resolved, I'd like to add the shithead that bought the bird site, and the monstrosities of the republican party, making me not care about space news happening today.

This post is my Official Announcement that I am a non participant in all April Tomfoolery. My kids know, and hubby isn't into that kind of thing...

I know it's april fools day but I can't emphasize enough how much I need everybody to not fuck around today

It's really neat how any time from about 6 am to 7 pm all my brain and body wants to do is sleep, and how from about 10 pm to 3 am they just completely refuse to do that.

How I know I am An Old working for a company that mostly employs The Young? I am the only person named Melissa in a company of 125 +/- people. There were 2 Melissas in my HS graduating class of 36.

Bruce Springsteen is some good, strong, sorely needed, goddamn medicine for Minnesota. This is a concert that is, and my words won’t do it justice, amazing. Sharp, specific, resolute, angry, and inspired. Some rock shows are all about just having a good time. Something larger is in play here.

I had this exact thought when I was listening to an NPR story about it on my drive home from work today. But I can't remember what grade I was in.

Is Idaho more fucked up than Florida at this point? Has it always been? It kinda seems that way.

The audacity of JD Vance to drop a book on Catholicism while defending his boss’s illegal war in Iran, supporting attacks on immigrants by ICE, covering up for pedos in the Epstein files, and facilitating the greatest transfer of wealth from the working class to the rich in American history.

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Please share your favorite Cincy-area hotel: not too spendy, walkable (rollable) neighborhood preferred? Also, restaurant recommendations are also appreciated. Thanks!

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

This is what corruption and wasting taxpayers' money looks like

I know I have this "revelation" every year... but my only close trans relative was born on Trans Day of Visibility. Happy 24th birthday, nephew!

seriously, I will block you

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Every day, Trans Kentuckians are under attack from Frankfort and Washington. Today, on #TransDayOfVisibility, I’m asking you to donate what you can and help us build the bench of trans leaders in Kentucky to fight back against these attacks. #TDOV #TransRights #ProtectTransKentuckians

The unfinished construction on the new disco ballroom of the White House should just sit there now, never completed, like the pit on "Parks & Recreation," for whatever remains of American history as a gaping reminder of the colossal putz 77 million people voted for.

1. This is a positive development 2. Hegseth will reverse it

this is how you do it www.wwnytv.com/2026/03/31/s...

Yes, this is real.

Just checking in to make sure we're all on the same page that we don't need any April Fools bullshit this year.

I loved that show.

Hmm... foodanddine.com/goodwood-bre...

Me.

I’m on this letter www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

Remember Mark Sanford? Former Congressman and then governor of SC who made national headlines in 2009 when he went missing for a few days, claimed he was “hiking the Appalachian Trail,” and then finally admitted to an extramarital affair with a woman in Argentina. www.mediaite.com/politics/a-f...

Amended Kentucky budget spares funding for Dolly Parton's Imagination Library

Honestly, 90% of memoirs I've ever read have made me want to never read another memoir again. I just periodically... forget.