I only recognize one Dr Congo

Bram Stoker ain't got nothing on Harlan Coben.

Honestly surprised it took America this long to start arresting cyclists

FIFA world Cup brought to you by a NASCAR jacket

the exciting thing about soccer is I can never remember which team the goalkeeper is on!

Mitch McConnell is in hospital recovering from a routine carapace tightening.

#nba #nbafinals

I'm not ready for the World Cup - I still have Hamnet fever!

IS IT A CRIME TO STALK HOT BABES?!?!?

Mickey Rourke Instagram Summer

Driving my Will Arnett truck to the Will Arnett bank then buying more will Arnett chocolates.

Grogu keeps saying he used to date Natalie Portman.

I'm 1000% opposed to AI-ing dead actors but would make an exception for a George C Scott Donald Fagen biopic

BRB having a son so I can name him Plex.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

Dennis Miller is.... DISCLOSURE!

I'm not qualified for my imposter syndrome.

stop complaining about Platner. Americans have a clear choice: bad nazis or good nazis

Michael Clayton only stopped for the horses because he thought he could bet on them.

To Live and Die in Ottawa

Mr. wick

This is what an actor should look like #TheNapaBoys #MikeHandsome

The Pitt gonna run out of nasty shit

"I... wanna rock and roll all night... and party everyday!" -J. Edgar Hoover

thank you, James Dolan, for monitoring the nation's giants! their largesse is a menace and a turn-on.

If a bepenised raccoon can die, it could happen to any one of us

"Clavicular" is not even his real name it's "Collarboney"

potatoe

actors in comedies should try to be as good as Lisa Kudrow.

I'm calling it. Valerie Cherish summer.

People are going to be so sad when NASA kills the astronauts

J. Mascis should do The Iceman Cometh on Broadway. Unmic'ed.

Jame and the Giant Peach

"Garçon means boy."

I learned a lot form Courtney Love's appearance on Billy Corgan's podcast. For example, you CAN blow your nose with a pencil sharpener.

Brady Ebert hmmmmm

"say hello to my little cock!" -scardick

Happy birthday Ewan MacGregor. I saw your hog when I was 12.

It's hard for the Italian soccer team to communicate on the pitch because they can't use their hands.

None of you can not understand this but: If Kamala... then better!

my wife is watching a show called "er" what's next "um"?

🎵Chopped Unc look at my life It's giving like you were🎵

my wife wants a trial separation because I keep saying "Funky" like the girl in Ghost World

"this certainly has been a dog day afternoon."

Love me some Cosmo Malone

On the train the Wi-Fi comes and goes Talking of Michelangelos

SNL UK? What's next Mad Telly? In living colour?

My for soup? Bowling.