Need to bounce a puppy in my lap in the backseat of my car till he sprays the roof and us both with a strong as fuck piss and cum stream

The Goon of '87? Is this anything?

Well, it happened again

You ever just sit and rub lotion on your penis for an excuse to touch it but like not even in a horny way just cuz you actually care about the skin you're rubbing up against so often

BARK btw

Oh god it's bad today

Apologizing to the Gabumon in my fitness watch for keeping it on during my edge sesh so he gets more vital energy when the next digivolution timer is up

Haven't seen the movie don't really plan to but SZA made a banger with that credits theme for Hoppers it's been stuck in my head for three straight days

I'm home from work and all I wanna do is bark at puppies

I'm just a dumb mutt that only knows how to breed dude

I'm so fucking sweaty after my run bro, would love to have a pup lick me clean

Sweaty bro bear bate

I'm always majorly confused when my brain tries to present me with the "oh noooooooooooo you're completely naked in public isn't that sooooooooooooooooo EMBARRASSING??? 😳😳😳" scenario cuz it's like bro. You're my brain. You literally KNOW that's what we want.

Sweaty bro bear bate

I'm so fucking sweaty after my run bro, would love to have a pup lick me clean

Underrated part of watching Growlr lives is counting how many corners walls and surfaces in their rooms have black mold colonies doing American imperialist expansionisms

I'm just a dumb mutt that only knows how to breed dude

Bro you got somewhere I can put this for a couple hours?

When your best friend is annoying the hell outta you so you annoy him back

Trying not to let it stroke my ego too hard that my girthy cock has fucked two holes in the ass of yet another pussy toy. Two for two on complete destruction so birthday money is replacing it next week. If anyone has any recommendations on toys with sturdier materials and holes then I'm all ears!

I should edit one of my nudes like this

I appreciate all the love I got yesterday babes! I'm nice and rested up today and get one more day of freedom before my regular schedule starts again, looking forward to be back with some more stuff by next weekend 😘😘😘

I turn 35 today! Now it's time to give big bro your birthday present, right lil buddy? 😘😘😘

I just wanna dp a willing pup with one of my bros for my bday is that too much to ask 🥺🥺🥺

Sorry for being a man but sending nut vids is my love language

You know it's bad when your dad has to take his fucktoys with him on his errands cuz he already knows he's gonna be dealing with one untenable erection before he even makes it home to own your hole instead

The sun entered the sign of Aries at 10:46AM so y'all know what that means, I'M BACK IN MY SEASON BITCH ♈️🐏🔥💪💪

Ruh roh, your breeder pup got activated and had to let off some steam... You should've lended a paw (or hole)!!!! 🐶🐾

I love how I can go a solid month with no significant luck in this game and then I pull all three of these in the same day. We love a lesbian and her gay cats!!

Two days uncummed and fresh outta the shower adds some real heft to the business don't it?

Hey babes, I just wanted to drop by and sincerely apologize for my recent behavior and lack of contact with folks. I'm gonna continue working hard during my break and I hope to have some good stuff for you guys next week when my birthday rolls around!! Keep taking care of yourselves well pups 😘😘😘

Made the mistake of saying "cunty Nick Wilde" to my bestie and they immediately did the Spiderverse gif you know the one

Why am I so floppy tonight jeez

Need to frot with some older dad dick more than I need to breathe

Fuck yeah lil buddy, it's your fave day of the week and big bro wants to hump you all day

Stopping the impulse to refer to my patients as "custies" like sir you don't work at Piggly Wiggly no more get it together

Realizing me telling my bestie "13 is my personal best for rope count" is an insane statement to be able to make accurately and have video evidence of such

Bro I'm just a dog

I know it ain't Tuesday yet but damn my belly is lookin' better and better lately

My bestie got that Unlimited Fit Works I've never seen them in a bad getup

Saw a mutual asking about this before but does anyone have any invite links for discord servers centered on gooning where cam shows are common? Furry-adjacent is a plus 👀👀👀

My first spring visit to the tackle shop in three weeks WILL financially ruin me

Y'all still like tummies right? #tummytuesday

I think in actuality what I really need is a posting break across both accounts cuz I've found myself caring a bit too much about what folks think lately so I gotta chill out big time admittedly. I do appreciate the support on the last post tho

My softie didn't stay soft for very long cleaning myself up this morning #softiesaturday #scs #softcocksaturday

In case you were wondering where the humpday pic came from 😝 #fcf #fatcockfriday

I miss my dolls bro I need to get my ass back to Atlanta soon and see my girls

Who wants to gag on thick warm cum ropes first thing in the morning? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Bro's choice tonight! Which side you humpin' first bud?

So... hump day huh?