BARK. Morning run was great earlier!

Today I think I'll take the edibles that make me kiss my little bros on the mouth and then breed them

First bluesky breeder load let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey bro I promise it's chill if you just wanna use me for my penis

Telling the group chat I'm rubbing one out when what I'm really doing is pressing the palms of my fingers on both sides of my nose so hard I lose consciousness to stop myself from sneezing

Pent up ram alert

Say what you will about Bojack Horseman but hearing Will Arnett's voice in Bojack's dad telling that lady "coax it out of my sheathe" did permanently alter my brain chemistry

Everyone's got that cringe older bro that's known for trying to stick his dick in literally whatever he can find

Broooooooooo my dick won't let me get anything done it just wants to shoot precum

You know it's bad when your dad has to take his fucktoys with him on his errands cuz he already knows he's gonna be dealing with one untenable erection before he even makes it home to own your hole instead

I just wanna bang horns with my goat bros mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Gear stayed on while I slept and now I'm rarin' to go

Wish I was waking up to lil bro riding my beard 😵‍💫😵‍💫😩😩😩

Fuuuuuuuuck mommy's pussy got me so good 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Fuuuuuuuuck mommy's pussy got me so good 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Guy who develops a foot fetish in his mid 30s but it's more about the concept of paws than the actual feet and then feeling a sense of body dysmorphia about it

<–––––––––––– mega pent-up mutt 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Still one of my biggest hands-free loads ever 😳😵‍💫😵‍💫

Sorry... sometimes I just can't control when he decides to erupt 😅 📸: @AriesCumFactory on Twitter/X

Let's slap our hard boners on each other's lips and then fuck em lil bro

Crazy how every kitten I know loves hugging my bicep. Hell even the puppies love it

That's the good shit bro

Dude I found your weed and that shit went straight to my dick bro so I had to borrow your toy for a couple hours too. Hope you don't mind licking up the mess we made?

Forgot to post our nap time pic earlier

Guess whose bathroom mirror just got washed two ways 🙄😵‍💫

Grateful that my loads make Plan B not an option

Damn it's a good morning to be a virile bull. Hope you pups are doing well and taking care of yourselves even better today!

Dude I found your weed and that shit went straight to my dick bro so I had to borrow your toy for a couple hours too. Hope you don't mind licking up the mess we made?

It's okay to admit y'all are jealous I wouldn't blame you

I'm sorry for being mean to you before PTCGP

Dad's out catchin strays in the neighborhood again today with animal care! Lil one's got a nasty sinus infection so we're gonna get em cleaned up and checked out by the clinic soon

Y'all must really think this shit is a fucking game huh @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social

"Stop the pay load" "get outta here Hog" words I've never heard said to me in my life

Happy Friday pups!! Lemme sniff your hole and backsack to celebrate

Not letting you release while we fuck cuz I wanna use my bull load deep in your hole to fingerbang your cum out of you and all over your headboard

Need to be inside #oomf

I need every oomf I got with horns to respond to this so I can flirt for no reason in particular

Need to bounce a puppy in my lap in the backseat of my car till he sprays the roof and us both with a strong as fuck piss and cum stream

The Goon of '87? Is this anything?

Well, it happened again

You ever just sit and rub lotion on your penis for an excuse to touch it but like not even in a horny way just cuz you actually care about the skin you're rubbing up against so often

BARK btw

Oh god it's bad today

Apologizing to the Gabumon in my fitness watch for keeping it on during my edge sesh so he gets more vital energy when the next digivolution timer is up

Haven't seen the movie don't really plan to but SZA made a banger with that credits theme for Hoppers it's been stuck in my head for three straight days

I'm home from work and all I wanna do is bark at puppies

I'm just a dumb mutt that only knows how to breed dude