All my favorite dicks on the timeline are posting at the exact same fucking time and I can't whip my boy out for like two more hours kill me now dude

Okay but no literally how many guys do you know that can do this? I mean I do know a few more than just me but come on now that's crazy dude

Need someone to teach my white ass how to roll his R's

Somehow the saves on my regular ass selfie thirst traps are way more horny than the saves on my cumloads and the same goes for twitter bookmarks too

Had a dream I was locked in a display case with just an opening between the front of my legs so you could put your hands or head or hole all the way onto my crotch to stroke and suck and grind as long as you wanted and then just dip after you get the load

C'mon lil bro, your pillows are ready for bed

If I don't piss cum in the next twenty minutes I might actually fucking die dude

Old vid I found in my archive

Redownloaded grindr for the first time in years and oh that's literally oomfs I'm seeing in the ads now crazy

It'd be so crazy if @onlyrams.bsky.social came in your running shorts (free balling) and sent you to the gas station for snacks looking like you pissed your pants (but it's his huge load)

That one wouldn't fucking quit bro how is there always just more cum shooting from me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Mounting you with a full bladder of piss is the mood for this afternoon

Someone's about to get knocked up

It was fun while it lasted babygirl

I think it's the cutest thing in the world when a bottom has never seen a load as big as mine shoot out of a dick before so they start to get genuinely medically concerned for me and I just get to be like "hey man that's literally my every morning it's normal"

Cum get high with your dad before he has to bend you over and stuff you in the kitchen all day for the holiday

Fucked two holes through the back and middle of that pussy toy I bought two and a half months ago so I'm having to send its literal ass to Valhalla tonight and the way I'm kinda devastated? Like we really had something going for a mi-ohmygod I formed a parasocial relationship with my sex doll.

I don't give a FUCK "inseminate" is a good fucking word with a great mouthfeel (PAUSE ✋)

I want my pits to reek today but I'm wearing freshly laundered scrubs so it ain't working out exactly

Don't forget to teach your sons how to drink their milk so they grow up nice and strong

Made someone's hole twitch for an hour over text and now my stomach is growling harder than it's ever made noise before wtffffffff

Actually cannot stop pissing these loads out

Bruh not right now we got too much to do today man

Cancel your plans for the night cuz you're about to be busy

Never looked more ginger in my life lmfao

Dads always know when they're being watched while they get ready for work, and they always want you to see

Boy penis

Oh believe me I intend to 😏😏

Kinda in the mood to rip someone in half all the way up from the ass tbh is that crazy

He ain't gonna be soft much longer if y'all keep looking like that on the timeline this morning babes

Thought y'all might like to see some dad ass in breeder mode

Literally working up a sweat

Post-breakfast followup from earlier and still half-chubbin' through the day

Mornin' from dad and his wood #mcm

I do apologize that posts can get more yappy and nonsensical and sometimes whiny here in between all the porn buuuuuuuut I don't really have anywhere else to get autistic with it so ya know. I'll try to be a good boy regardless 🫡🫡🫡

I need my penis to stop waiting until we're ten minutes into being clocked in to get the hardest he's gonna be the entire day

Filthy fuckin penis dudes #monochromemonday #mcm

Forbidden breeder tech they don't want you to know about, you can just combine your fleshlights if you want to

Shot my ropes out 20 minutes after waking up and it felt like I was taking a fat piss in my fleshlight. Crazy to think how easy I can get you pregnant without trying or even being awake

Nothing makes my bits floppier than that morning body heat

Gotta get it all out before bed

Even pros lose their edge sometimes

Smoke break at the lake

Love what sunlight does to my fur

Had to take a sick day from work but it seems my best friend is deciding not to do the same

Casual freeball waiting for food on #monochromemonday #mcm

I'm so fucking cooked dude lmfao

Tonight's one of those rainy nights where I'm just kinda chilling inside lmao

I may or may not still be in there btw

Y'all already know what I'll be up to the rest of a Saturday night