Anyone else like their popcorn a tiny bit burnt? It's a little dangerous, livin' on the edge.

Hey Trekkies, how come ships need dilithium when food replicators briefly become miniature stars whenever anyone wants a burger?

A culinary genie appears and offers you a choice:

Censored for spider. Argiope aurantia. My photograph.

I read 'chronically ill' as 'chronologically ill' today and I'm still thinking about how that's just living in this decade.

Felt like I was being pointedly misgendered a couple times today... But I dunno if it's worth getting into it with strangers at a dispensary in a town I just visit.

I wonder if anyone printed out the stickers I drew for the OFMD monster zine.

UPDATE !!! got a lot more hours still $800 short but they do a 0% interest payment plan currently clearing out my commission to do list so I can reopen asap :)

I'm predicting faux rust as the next vehicle custom paint fad.

I’ll keep sharing this photo until the end of time. Happy Bi Visibility Day from your local bisexual pirate Ed Teach #BiVisibilityDay #OFMD #OFMDBisexualWeek

When my father, a narcissistic predator, began grooming my mother, the first thing he did was cut her ties to friends and family so she had no one to run to or ask for help. This is what the Reich Wing is doing to the US. They're isolating you, making sure you have no allies to help you escape.

Do you know why it's hard to get painkillers in Australia? Because Paracetamol. ... This is an IKEA joke. In order to assemble it, you need to imagine someone with an Australian accent saying 'Because parrots eat em all.'

I'm envious of people who can dance. And people who say 'oh anyone can dance!' with blithe confidence.

My American trans friends - Hide. Run. You are in danger. Do not be sacrificed. I love you. (Even outside of the US, we are in danger.) They claim we're the threat to society while they load their guns.

We know who and what we're dealing with. I am certain there will be revenge attempts on the lives of whomever their cult leaders point to as being the Leftist equivalent of CK.

I'm not sure how this makes me feel, but I am 100% sure they are consenting adults and I will fight for their right to do their thing, and your right to enjoy it. Also it's hilarious and the style is cool.

Has anyone done any kind of mashup of The Doors' '20th Century Fox' and '20th Century Boy' by T-Rex?

I cannot sit idle while other people are working. Especially if it's something I can help with. But apparently a lot of people can. They'll just watch TV or play on their phone and ignore you doing chores or other tasks they could easily lend a hand to. Which reaction do you think is more common?

I'd like to advocate for holding on to our imperfect allies. If they're trying to do good, I can forgive them.

I think the inability to read body language is legitimately a sensory disability.

I hope with every fibre of my being that there are sentient, spacefaring alien species. I wish for there to be a galactic federation waiting for us to reach them. I beg we are not alone in this cold place. That our kind might not be forgotten when we go extinct.

Hey what was that clip where some obnoxious reich-wing cult leader was implying that trans people are genetically engineered mass-murdering sleeper agents?

Good travels, Robert Redford. You were a benefit to this world.

lol some cultist got butthurt because I refered to their party as the 'Reich Wing', and now I can't find where I did that. Which is a shame because I want to gloat more.

Redhats are so very angy at remarks about a recently unalived conservative figure, as if their own haven't said much worse when the victims were people THEY disliked - who WEREN'T hate-spewing, violence-endorsing stochastic t3rror1sts.

OOF.

Another attempt to create a visual representation of how I understand gender. I'm sure there are more variables, but these are the main ones I could think of. What I most want to emphasize is that each aspect is a separate spectrum, and people can have any combination of settings. #trans #gender

The redhat cult preachers are using Kirk to rile up violence against trans people. They're calling us 'creatures' and implying violence against us. Be safe.

So what's the angle of these large accounts following me? They're not about anything related to me. I don't know them. Is it some kind of engagement boost thing?

If sex and gender are not the same thing, I see no reason why you have to be a specific sex to be a certain gender. And I see no reason why you can't mix and match, play with elements and customize your own self-expression. Your body and life belong to you. Do what you want with them.

There. Now I'm perfect.

One more spin round.

Sex is not obscene. Bodies are not evil. Nudity does not harm children. Indoctrination into a cult that teaches shame and guilt and repression harms children. Teach sex ed, grow up responsibile adults that understand risk and respect consent.

I'd be such a harlot if I were allo and attractive. Buy me a steak, it's all I want anymore. 😂

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Do any of you guys have misophonia? My mom is struggling with it, now that she is forced to use public transit, it's really getting to her.

Grumpy because I've been trying to figure out the origin of the name 'Galinsoga', but I can only find the plant that references the botanist and the botanist that references the plant. ... They're very tasty little flowers though. Sort of a burnt wood flavour.

I have a breakout from the grossness I was cleaning up last week. But when that heals, I'm going to make myself look so hot it will be distressing.

Whenever I see manosphere dudes trying to get attention by saying things that they know are terrible, I can't help but see a bunch of repressed subby boys with an unrealized brat fetish just begging for a mommy domme to strap them.

Just saw this in TDot. The wrap... The dining choice... The flag... So much to love! #tacky #trumpmobile #dumpsterfire

I feel targeted by today's Connections.

Aadoptable Aardwolf! Cricket is looking for an owner who will take good care of them. They currently have no gender, but is willing to be assigned one. #adoptable #anthro #furry #anthropomorphic #furryart #anthroart #queerart

Got a PM from a stranger with an uwu pfp telling me that someone with a name similar to mine sent them a link to a game that was 'hacked'. They said 'I really thought it was you'. Bitch no you didn't. You don't know me. Blocked.

The only reason I did not get into an altercation during the past week is because I had to do that work. I could not afford to be injured or put in jail for assaulting some ass hat. The work had to be done. I couldn't waste time on him. But if I see him again?

I have to remind myself that unaliving a human being is illegal, and content myself with the knowledge that the sad soggy dog turd of a man who has caused all this pain, loss, and humiliation is now a homeless drug addict who is probably not going to survive what he's done, and we will.

Oh yeah, still sore. My throat and sinuses are a mess from dust and bleach fumes. And I still have to go deal with the moving truck at the storage unit today.

God damn I hope I can walk tomorrow. I may not. It is excruciating.