Thinking about black market backyard grocers selling clean lettuces for 20 bucks a head...

Tsk, nobody's taken this challenge. C'mon, it's way better for you than snorting a spoonful of ants or whatever the kids are doing these days.

Maybe I'm stupid, but I think condemning the citizens of a country for the actions of their politicians - especially ones that present themselves falsly to get elected - is an excuse to absolve oneself of the moral obligation to help others, even if it means hard work or risk.

Come to Curse Werehouse*, for all of your vengeance magic needs! This month's special: we bought too many talismans of horrible earworm! Now 2 for the unfathomable price of one! ... *It's a bungalow when not under the light of a full moon.

Impossible #challenge: Affirm three things you like about yourself: I am clever. I am kind. I am frikkin' hilarious.

The thing is, at the heart of it, what really made the USA the economic powerhouse it was back in the 'good ol' days' the capitalists yearn for was - and get this - Slavery. And it still is slavery. And the fascists want more of it.

H&M is like Ikea for clothes, except they come assembled and deconstruct themselves as you wear them.

Should the 'Assigned' in 'AFAB/AMAB' be replaced with 'Assumed'?

Assuming my loss of ability to form verbal sentences when tired is an ASD thing. Accidentally tripped over the cheap ikea shoe rack, making it come apart, and my mom asked what happened. I said, struggling to find any words at all: 'The feet box hard thing is crumbling.' Mom: 'Okay then.'

Anyway somebody was asking about green bees. And I was going to post some pictures of blue, red, and purple bees. Bees are awesome.

Well, you see, food is only dangerous if you're poor. You're only at risk of dying from untreated medical problems if you're poor. You're only likely to develop certain medical problems if you're poor. Basically they want to kill the poor.

Man, I would like to know what bringing me into the school office and making me confront my bully but not actually punishing them was meant to achieve. Because it sure wasn't reducing the bullying.

I am struggling. Creative efforts have become really difficult. I can't sleep. The pain is getting to me.

So I don't really have safe foods, but I do have special foods. Things that I will want to eat no matter when they are presented to me. Even when I don't have any appetite. For a few years now, that's been Dare bear paws. Some of the varieties fit into my diet quite well.

Is it time for another #sharonreadspirates? I think so. Today a nonfiction, Black Beard, America's Most Notorious Pirate. By Angus Konstam

People can denigrate cannabis all they want, but it has done so much to manage my anxiety, chronic pain, nausea, and insomnia that I will never ever give a crap.

I'm cheap and easy and I could really go for a pizza. Hire me! G-X PWYW sketches to full renders. $20/hour base rate. #artistforhire #commissionme

It's Nice that Ed indulges Izzy's hobbies. Like LARPing a naval officer on his ship.

Izzy Canyon is like being in a very chill mosh pit where everyone has good hygiene. And we're all on our phones while it's happening. Just meandering around and bumping into each other. Starting up little conversations each time. Neat.

I I'm starting to really like replying to garbage takes with jokes instead of anger. Or implying In the most humorous way possible that they're trolling, because no sane person would say such nonsense. Just guessing that being laughed at would be a better deterrent than being yelled at.

That bloody veil would have made the scene with the cake toppers so much creepier. Always a pirate and never a bride. #ourflagmeansdeath #EdwardTeach #Blackbeard #prettymen #taikawaititi #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeathfanart Thanks to GypsyTaylor on IG for the inspo post.

Guilpin, a tree fae who resides in an urban centre where his forest had once stood. #myOCs #fantasyart #myartwork #fae #seelie #dryad

I draw #furries. Sometimes I sell them. This #cabbit is #adoptable for $50 USD. #furry #anthro #anthroart #furryart

Should I post more OC art?

What would happen if you brushed a loaf of bread with a roux before baking?

I swear my body is like a masochistic puzzle box, full of achy spots that want to crack, pop, and/or snap. I have to figure out exactly how to wriggle around to get them to do so, and they're in levels, so some of them cannot be reached until I have released other spots first. #hypermobility is fun.

I think people who dislike it when celebrities express their own views are just mad that they cannot project their own beliefs onto them anymore.

Bsky is doing something obnoxious. It's not scrolling down enough that I can see my responses when I'm typing. The keyboard window is covering what I'm trying to write. And I don't know if it's my phone or the app.

When someone is a dick to me, I just think about how, by any metric of what it means to be a good person, I am better than them. And they can't insulte me, they're beneath me.

I still think this is funny.

I think I'm going to need to refer to having my special interests twigged as 'wakin' th' Kraken.'

Something something it was the wind.

GOOD.

What is Izzy doing?

Hey pirate pals. I'm trying to find a video where Taika was a guest on a talk show. Yhey had given him a spiral bound notebook, and he was unable to engage with the host or do anything else until he pulled all the little bits of torn paper out of the spiral. Help?

There's an NPC in the Elder Scrolls Online named 'Mahboob'. He speaks in third person. I narrowi my eyes at you, devs.

Man I love when some dude with a degree from Youtube and Facebook tells me I'm a 'smooth-brain' for accepting my own understanding of science and the expertise of thousands of researchers over his special elite knowledge that gravity is just a theory. XD

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I am a gloomy angy sadboi with long hair and a black-dominated wardrobe. I have yet to find a sunshine cinnamon roll to offer me balance.

Normally I would take part in anything called draw Izzy.

So a couple weeks ago I woke up with very blurry vision. I went to an optometrist, I got tested, tests were clear. Today my vision is almost back to normal. Weird. Still a little blurry in my near vision but much better than it was - I was unable to read anything for a while there.

I am tired of people who would vote to allow the sexual violation of underage girls because they are afraid one might see a penis in a locker room.

If anyone wants to throw a coin to the local smut peddler, let me know. Pwyw, gwypf. #artist #monstersmut #nsfw

I was tempted lol. But I don't make it a big thing offline.

Artists: If I say something is too expensive, I mean I can't afford it. Not that you're charging too much.

It's just hard to find the motivation to write when I feel like at any moment the world is going to be destroyed.

psa for cis folks: every single "legitimate concern" about trans people (bathrooms, sports, blockers, etc) is a made up astroturf by the far right. if you buy into any of it, you are an utter chump and a useful idiot for racist pedophiles

Is this feeling of snowballing toward human extinction something pervasive or am I just depressed?

I love that my phone's voice to text has a hard time with three letter words, but no problem with 'Osoyoos'.

I do wonder if engaging with Threads is a form of masochism.