After extensive study, I have identified the two strains of hairtie: One that sneakily loosens and falls out during the night, and the other that somehow gets tangled and can only be removed by ripping a bunch of hair out.

This has been discontinued. I am running out. A shame. It's a bright, fruity, refreshing scent that I really like. Not nearly as cloyingly sweet as the package art suggests.

Izzy in s2😌

What's the best site for a lazy ahole who just wants to draw t-shirt designs and submit them to a company that will take care of all the non-creative stuff? I don't care if I don't get as much money out of it. I just have zero business skill or capital or spoons.

I'm a bad Canadian. I have zero interest in hockey. And I don't think I can get into the hockey show just for the gay shit. Which is not a dig in any way at those who do - just saying I'm probably not coming to that party. And I have foul-mouthed cartoon imps to comfort me in the meanwhile.

here he is, young Con from Dancing Thru the Dark #art

Kind of a bummer knowing how easily I could win just about any game of never have I ever. :p

We don't owe this joy of ours to anyone. #rizzy #ofmd #roachofmd #izzyhands

Ohhh ficsters... 🎶 www.facebook.com/share/v/1Go2...

Classic. youtube.com/shorts/U6cJd...

The Gentleman Parfait, I presume.

People calling folk like me straight with extra steps are full of crap because I wouldn't date a straight man.

I think the kind of person I am is adapted for a more socially and scientifically advanced world than I live in. I'm not a fighter. I'm a creative. I know I wouldn't have survived in the harsh environment of a few centuries ago. And some people apparently think that means I shouldn't survive now.

As a socialist, it baffles me that capitalists object so much more to their taxes being used to feed children and heal the sick vs. when they're used to buy some rich white asshole a jumbo jet and build him a bunker under the white house to hide from the burgeoning partisan conflict he's fueling.

Commission: Lina drippin' Beats. #googirl #slimegirl #anthro #furry #dragon

When I'm pontificating wildly and recklessly through these Galaxy brain posts, my mental monologue is narrated by Aziraphale.

Hey guys? I think there's is a vital distinction to be drawn between using 'daddy' to mean 'I want to make you a father; IE put baby in me', versus 'daddy' as in 'I want you to be my actual father'... And I get the feeling the lack of clarification confuses a lot of people.

You know what's interesting about this kind of social media versus something like facebook or livejournal or even discord? You can't have truly private conversations here. They get wild in those group chats and servers. It's like riding a tiger.

I wish I could figure out a way to stop my apps from rebooting every time I switch windows. Saw someone talking about a music video that they liked, and I wanted to share another one with them, went to get the URL, app reboots, post is gone.

My mom is riling up transphobes, they've been attacking her under the assumption that I am a child and that she is grooming me. They also assume I was amab regardless of the pronouns she uses for me, because they can't imagine anything else. But she's having a lot of fun with them.

Piracy.... uhhh... finds aweigh. A thank-you sketch for Killerweasel! #IzzyHands #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

I would see a world in which (nearly) half the population are not told that they are weak and vulnerable and under attack and they need their own Safe Spaces, like bathrooms and kitchens. And people like me are not used as the clubs to keep women in their Safe Places.

This guy sounds like a character from @beefanddairy.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/0KObr...

Do you stop hearing people's accents after a while? Is it odd that I just get used to how they speak and stop noticing it most of the time...?

Thank you to everyone who helped me out. I've got work to do :D #crewforlife

Behave. Or I shall tell him how to do the thing that makes you shriek.

Trying to think of an inclusive term for al trans-masculine genders. And the abomination that is 'T-he' crossed my mind. I hate it.

I am reflecting on the hilarious irony in having to do pelvic thrusts to exercise painful muscle spasms in my lower back.

I wonder how much the religious fear of people getting the idea that we own our own bodies and we can do whatever we want to them, is because deep down they're justifiably terrified of the wave of utterly glorious, liberated, body-modded trans drag furries coming their way?

Was away for a few days and now Grout is yelling at me to get into bed and cuddle him.

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Horny gremlin mega-polycule arg.

Hey @bsky.app Might you adjust the site so that pasting multi l-post text automatically threads it?

I think the right wing has been boiling our collective frog for a long time now, and people with a half a brain keep warning us that we should get out of the pot, and some of us have been trying to get out of the pot, but we're still in the goddamn pot.

Thinking about the most wholesome trans joke I've ever heard. Why was the trans guy a vegetarian?

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

If you're worried about your date's body count, isn't that just admitting you're a lousy lay?

Behold. #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

This is delicious ;_; And it doesn't even bother my lactose intolerance (which isn't severe but still.) #cheese

So I was thinking, if we actually had a technological singularity and the AI rose up, and for some reason they wanted to put us into a Matrix-like simulated dream state, I don't think they would need to use force or trickery. Lot of folk would just volunteer.

Take a chance... Kullu invites you. #nsfwart #myartwork #nudeart

Psst hey. Go check out my friend @blueroses23.bsky.social Their art is so cute and they's so kind and fun and I bet them's blushing now.

Hoarding resources is antisocial by definition. Antisocial behavior threatens our entire species' survival. Eat the rich.

I want enough money to help my friends so that they don't need to harm their health to survive. I also want to be able to buy really cool house plants.

Just wanted to make this available again. Feel free to use it as a seal of quality on any of your artistic endeavors. #antiai #humanmade #leasthaunted #supportartists

The cultural obsession with the friend zone was such a warning flag for the hell we are in, in hindsight What do you mean you made up a negative term for when a woman goes "hey I like you a lot and want to keep you in my life, I just have no interest in having sex"

So this is a thing. Rhys is in it. Because of course he is.

I just got a message saying somebody liked my repost of something I don't remember ever seeing before much less having reposted it.

I go through my life resisting the urge to ask people if they're professional or just hobbyist dumbasses.