Elon Musk basically accused Trump of being a pedophile and then got dinner with him again a few months later. Joe Rogan acted shocked and dismayed about ICE and Iran and now he’s standing behind Trump in the Oval Office. These guys only care about holding onto power through any means necessary

the position Trump has Rogan in here is called a submission

THE ARMY IS NOW FULLY PREPARED TO FIGHT THE PREVIOUS WAR. -- John Gall, "The Systems Bible"

SpaceX set to IPO valued at more than $1.4B for each Cybertrkkk it holds

this is why you shouldn't feel bad flipping the bird to Cybertrucks, there's at least a 20% chance an Elon employee is inside

The nepo babies that run the New York Times are suspicious that some other children of the elite have not used their connections to line their own pockets and they think we should all be suspicious too.

DO IT WITHOUT A NEW SYSTEM IF YOU CAN. -- John Gall, "The Systems Bible"

naming it "The Golden War" works on a couple of levels

when it's going great

data centers: less popular than nazis

a lot of y'all have never eaten boiled cow tongue and it shows

With a final tally of 213-214, the war powers resolution to disengage US forces from the war on Iran failed by a single vote. Representative Jared Golden of Maine was the sole Democratic lawmaker to vote against the measure. Had he voted for it, it would have passed, handing Trump an historic loss.

Don't criticize the kids for buildin' What they can't understand Your sites and your apps are beyond human command For the vibes they are a-codin'

I was today years old when I stopped believing in SantaCon

"Lawrence, what would you do if you had ten million dollars?"

babe wake up the editors of National Review are adjudicating a theological disagreement between JD Vance and the Pope

Every member of Congress should be asked the following: If Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzales should be forced out of office because of credible allegations of sexual misconduct, shouldn't Congress also remove Donald Trump as he has already been found liable by a jury for sexual assault?

excited for giant brain convert JD Vance to defend cutting off 11 mil from Catholic Charities, an organization whose name every practicing Catholic hears once a week

- Grey-headed Fish-eagle (Haliaeetus ichthyaetus) is found in South East Asia. - Photo courtesy of Tan Tze Siong‎. What a shot!!!

The vice president is there with a Secret Service detail, but sure

Over 1,100 Afghans—most having risked their lives by working with Americans, remain stranded in Qatar. Trump froze the visas, missed his own deadline, and now offers them cash to go home—where the Taliban will kill them. A signal to the world of how Trump regards those who actually put America first

sometimes a sex predator is just a sex predator

also endorsed Graham Platner.

since Clavicular didn't mention this on 60 Minutes

I hate to whatabout, but this was literally the core of what right wingers wanted to impeach Biden over. www.reuters.com/world/china/...

super on brand for Whole Mars to post about his sexual attraction to a 15 year old

Here's what I could put together

the confusion is spreading

> @adamscochran.bsky.social

"you wanna know how I got these lips?" no, actually

why would you ever want to send an "agent" in your place when you could send a trusted and experienced professional human that respects you and you know what I hear it now

Iranian Muslims revere Jesus more than American Christians.

nah bro, the grace period is over

has anyone ever asked to be the main character in 1.3 billion people's prayers before? this could be great

This is a great illustration of @larryglickman.bsky.social's point about how "backlash" framing lets the right play the victim.

A lot of Orbán's American fans are saying that this election proved he was never an authoritarian in the first place. This is completely wrong — and, in fact, betrays a complete misunderstanding of both Hungarian politics and modern authoritarianism. Here's why.

The Pope is not weak on crime. He drives the Popemobile. Only one other figure drives a vehicle that ends in “mobile” and I’ve never seen them in the same room.

loving the implication that "strong on crime" is throwing a pardon at anyone who came within 200 feet of your lair

you know who else is weak on crime? Ronald McDonald. The damned Hamburglar has been operating without consequences for over 50 years

cybertruck owners are achieving levels of unfuckability scientists previously believed impossible

"JD Vance loves Anacott Steel"

really hoping Vance comes out strongly for the SpaceX IPO

election goals

Bernie: By electing Zohran Mamdani, NYC began the nightmare of billionaires, “and we must make that nightmare a reality.”

🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🤭 🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! Look, I say we're closing the Strait, and that's final! Don't try to talk me out of it! 🤡

Good explanation from @brookings.edu on the problems with the U.S. trying to forcibly reopen the Strait of Hormuz against Iran’s will. TL;DR Iran has asymmetric advantages to cheaply strike vessels passing through, and markets won’t be reassured until that threat is gone.

Trump pawing a mostly naked dude and telling him how beautiful he is during a global crisis he started for no reason. Words fail me.

I saw this work on Looney Tunes once. Bugs Bunny was able to trick Daffy Duck into forgetting what side he was on originally.

Joe Rogan does more kayfabe than anyone in the WWE

spare a thought for the barrelholders