I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

Anyone around here know of any online communities for folks who do incident management? I am now a few months into handling those operations in SaaS contexts and I’d like to start networking with other folks who do this.

Mick Foley's kinda proof that you can have more concussions than birthdays and still be a generally good guy

claude costs $20/mo but attaching an agent harness to the chipotle customer service endpoint is free

i present to you, my fellow ui/ux designers, this absolute masterpiece from my hotel room

Remembering the ancient ways

we need to bring back genuine religious reverence for the idea of peace. there are obviously things worth fighting and dying for but the idea of killing should never excite you.

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

If true, video games were nice while they lasted.

When you've got a gig with the Style Council at 8, and a meeting with the Klingon High Council at 10.

It’s really funny that all of these guys would tell you with a straight face that they have read Meditations 1000 times

ok, one more

bioshock was not aspirational

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Portland pothole artists are seriously my favorite people. If you know one or are one and would be willing to talk about your craft, please DM

Esse é o futuro dos videogames com o DLSS 5

Hell yeah.

I love this film and its stories so much but for my money there is no greater American grit success narrative than EJAE. She spent years of her life trying to break into stardom & didn't make it, then reinvented herself with all the skills she learned on that journey to create a cultural masterpiece

Oh, yeah: first full-on set of tornado warnings for the year today/tonight, so I guess spring is here And it's supposed to flash-freeze tonight and then snow, so whatever; everything is fine

It's alarming how rapidly we are now encountering previously unimaginable, unfathomable, boundless stupidity.

uh, they already made animated firefly

While @amandafarough.ca and I were talking to some press folks at GDC, I told an old QA story that Austin picked up on and decided to write about. Behold, a record of my crimes: www.gamesradar.com/games/fallou...

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I was trying to think of when, exactly, that Call of Duty concept of making individual progress even when you lose went south and realized that it's when everyone started selling additional rewards. I guess Dota 2 was technically the trailblazer on battle passes, but it poisoned everything.

I swear to god; not enough Americans watched Babylon 5. It’s almost *scary* to watch it now given how relevant it is.

Another game freed from its DS prison bless store.steampowered.com/app/2833580/...

Was prepared to be very mad about this post until I reached the punchline

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

It has been revealed that the nihilistic Luma from the Super Mario movie is returning for the sequel. Good of them to bring the best character in that movie forward.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

I was on calls so much today that I can feel phantom headphones around my ears right now.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Oh sure it’s not like people who play videogames would be interested in obsessively tracking things like this and then becoming extremely angry about it

Getting really tired of my home country treating it like the Geneva Suggestion.

since women's day is an hour shorter this year, women will be taking that hour from another day at some point during the year. we don't tell you when, but it will happen

Cowards.

spent the night playing CS 1.6 at a LAN party for a friend's birthday and its crazy we solved the multiplayer FPS in 2000, and then decided to spend the next 26 years making them worse in every way imaginable

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

i, for one, am ready to let ai handle all of my important medical decisions

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

I despise daylight savings time.

I’m not here to call a novelist’s artistic vision wrong or anything, but I will never forgive this baby book dressing a mechanic the way they did when the plumber is *right there*

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