Borg: I mean what if a kid just wanders on the bridge one day? Are you going to like, let him steer for funsies during a first contact situation? Wesley Crusher: Hi. Borg: WHAT THE FUCK?

Tempting fate by layering on Antares on Mars's day

Poetic ironies of me moving home to Tennessee after 2 decades in New York and swearing off dating men ever again: I meet a man from NY in my actual building and fall in love with him Said New York born and raised man introduces me, a TN native, to more good country music than I knew existed

Holy shit, I am LOVING Tuesday with Mars in Scorpio

John of Gaunt's speech in Act 2, Scene 1 of Richard II, I'm sorry, it's perfect

Mr. Robot is the second best narrative about a man animated by a passionate desire to undo the systemic injustices of the world while being too online to function after Will Stancil.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Hey if you're an ally or whatever you can totally not use the whole "biological" qualifier when talking about sex or gender. That's just a buzz word for bigots and sort of a roundabout way to misgender people while still sounding pseudoscientific. There were already words for this…cis and trans

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS

Reminder that the Rapture wasn't even in the Bible until the Scofield reference Bible interpreted a line in 1 Thessalonians to be about it in 20th century Most "according to the Bible" interpretations come from reference Bible annotations by 19th and 20th century US evangelicals

TODAY IS WORLD RHINO DAY!! baby rhinos are my favorite animal, just bouncin everywhere

John of Gaunt's speech in Act 2, Scene 1 of Richard II, I'm sorry, it's perfect

Rfk jr I hereby diagnose you with autism!!! You have the kind where you think it's okay to leave dead bears in city parks

A cool thing about not having rule of law anymore is that every two weeks I get to learn about something called like "The Garry Exception" that established the president can't do Prima Nocta and that it was only established in 1978.

Feels like a big deal that so many random normal people realized there were options besides "wait for the next election" and "civil war" to express that these dipshits don't have the consent of the governed.

What a bunch of shit. Harris had a solid chance as evidenced by the first couple of weeks when she was the newly minted candidate. She fucked up by listening to all the Clintonites and betraying progressives/embracing the right that was always gonna hate them. This isn't hard to figure out, jfc

Split 50/50 between him actually trying to be the bigger man, making some statement about how dangerous censorship is generally and moving on and him running back Not Like Us 20 times while just laying into Bob Iger and the whole administration.

I honestly hope the Rapture is tomorrow so these insufferable jackasses will get off this planet already

Boyfriend turned over to snuggle me in bed last night and said those 4 words every girl wants to hear: I hate Ronald Reagan

still boycotting jimmy over this unresolved issue

Welcome home, Mars. It's good to have you back. 🦂

"I exist" whoa slow down why are you bringing politics into this

realizing that i would probably pay a lot of money to see Tim Robinson do Death of a Salesman

Stands on rooftops: 📣 🗣️ 🗣️THERE IS NO LINK BTW ACETAMINOPHEN & AUTISM. IT HAS BEEN STUDIED FOR MANY YEARS IN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. 🗣️THE ONLY REASON THEY ARE TALKING ABT THIS IS THAT THEY DO NOT WANT AUTISTIC PEOPLE TO EXIST. 🗣️IT IS EUGENICS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. -EmilyPhD

It's so funny that they made October 14th a day of remembrance for him, as if the news cycle about him won't end today and anyone will even take note of it in 3 weeks

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Hey friends - so my mom and aunt have really really been struggling since having to replace their AC unit last month. Just found out mom is having to use her credit card to make it stretch to their social security checks next week. Mom’s PayPal and my other ones below. We need help 💜 please

Boyfriend turned over to snuggle me in bed last night and said those 4 words every girl wants to hear: I hate Ronald Reagan

Everybody is irrelevant on Bluesky that's the beauty of it

We have the best cosmic sentient sand trap in existence, believe me. A lot of sarlaacs, most, slowly digest people over a thousand years but we got the best one, ours digests people over seven million years, or maybe a billion. Two trillion years, believe me, and it's bigger than you've ever seen.

The entire world has the vibe of "we gotta get the fuck outta here"

It is very weird to me that everybody seems to understand the problem with American democracy right now is that people believe a bunch of shit that isn’t true but the solution is always some weird bank-shot where if democrats are pure enough people won’t believe untrue things about them.

I feel like addressing people having a completely deranged worldview based on nothing directly by making that socially unacceptable and repairing the media so people have a shared sense of truth is more likely to make them stop than being told Chuck Schumer now double plus swears to not take bribes.

Some of y'all should go to reddit and debate those weirdos for a while so you can learn to relax and stop shitting on the most arbitrary semantics like whether something is an assassination or a murder, or whether wapo is maliciously or complicitly racist.

A Jupiter in Cancer pondering

Religion is not what you believe, it is something you do

May you pacify the Lord of the double lofty rearing cobra this eclipse day, friends

Watching my partner go through some heavy natal promise shit that I can't do anything about except hold space for it suuuuuucks

Democrats: Oh this issue where the vast majority of people like it? We should compromise and help kill it. That is just good strategy. We wouldn't want to be seen as *shudder* progressive. And what's a few more thousand dead, really? When you think about it. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.

FYI, "they" have a name, and @edzitron.com did a phenomenal (and literally award winning!) episode on it www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-...

à la Marlon Brando in The Godfather: Look what they did to Google search

Conservatives are always freaking out about how to explain gay people to their kids, yeah well I just had to have a whole conversation with my extremely offline boyfriend about groypers and femboys and 4chan and memelords so how do you think I fucking feel rn

Hope Tyler Robinson is happy, I’ve had to explain to a very middle class offline normie what incels, red-pill, black pill, looks-maxxing, trans-maxxing, femboys, homofascism and Groypers are

This is perfect, and also no surprise that a lot of these concepts come from "evolutionary" astrology, AKA, the astrology white people created by co-opting Hindu ideas they didn't understand (see also: "the nodes are your karma")

(To that tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic") 🎶 Transits differ from natal placements Transits differ from natal placements Transits differ from natal placements No one's saying your placements suck 🎶

Wow, was there ANYTHING the Yellow Emperor didn't do? Came up with kung fu, acupuncture, herbalism... I feel like I'm going to come to find out he also invented cooking, clothing, music, dancing, and astrology (wait... he probably did invent astrology)

Is autocorrect OK? It just corrected "tea" to "yea", a word I have never once used, and which isn't really a word?

Dear democratic voter, we have voted to make a holiday for the fascist hatemonger you despise. In this way, we are effectively combating fascism. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars for what a good job we are doing. Double it and we'll help the rest of late night get censored. We are helping.

Yes, like I'm glad Kimmel is getting support but it sucks you have to be THAT famous before people rally around you. Think about how much oppression has to proceed oppression of the prominent.