I've been logged off for the last few hours and Jesus tap dancing Christ

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Congress has completely ceded their power to a syphilitic madman

Me waking up at 50

Happy 2/27 to all who celebrate

Happy 2/27 to all who celebrate

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

So Putin owns him too.

All the headlines reporting on Peter Attia leaving CBS News mention his connection to Epstein except one notable outlier #epstein

I rarely listen to Trump speaking anymore because he's so disgusting but I listened to this one and he sounds significantly older. He's definitely not well

Never let them take patriotism from us! 🇺🇸

Wow!!!

Woo hoo!! 🏒

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.

Genuinely surprised. Not the typical 'Obama' message on the back of this Ford Pickup!

may those of you who so desire have a Mike in your life

This thread is a perfect timeline cleanse.

This @michellegoldberg.bsky.social piece is a must read on how angry the Democratic electorate is and how badly some moderates are still misreading it (gift link)

It must suck to see such genuine expression of love and joy but can’t participate in it because you can’t like anything good and have to pretend to like Kid Rock

Let us never forget: Tom Homan is a bitch.

post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/8soQkubMk1g?...

Oh come on Minions, don't give me commercial homework

He's equating socialism with racism. 🙄

Still votes to be tallied but I'm plotzing over here! My vote mattered!

yeah ladies, please smile more while you talk about Epstein

Trump is stealing $10 billion from the treasury

this particular line is maybe the best statement of purpose i have seen for those of us who want a more militant opposition to this administration

And you never will be again

this is who runs this account

👀

audio is leaked and the thing just started at 11am lmaooooo they HATE hate her

The GOP on the extrajudicial murder of a US Citizen: "Mistakes happen"

If you see this, post a gif of a cartoon you LOVED as a kid that you're convinced nobody else watched

Jesus CBS Sports. 'Cold as Ice'? Wtf? @cbssportscbb.bsky.social

So time travel exists

"My hat is made 100 percent from dogs that Kristi Noem has shot"

Oh my God a literal wallet inspector

this is beautiful in so so many ways.

Gotta be Fast Times

Giving every single one of you a hug today.

If the heartless ghouls Trump has in his inner circle are worried, then you know they are on over their heads

Do we know for sure this isn't AI?

Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent. Leavitt: Why was she killed? Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.