If the heartless ghouls Trump has in his inner circle are worried, then you know they are on over their heads

Do we know for sure this isn't AI?

Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent. Leavitt: Why was she killed? Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.

And every 6 days you can dip your potato in a vicadin

Maybe he was mad because he wasn’t getting full credit as a pedophile

My wife right now

Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes

I can’t remember if I posted this story before, but our dog Saoirse has saved two peoples lives.

as a (virtually) lifelong NYer here's the deal: all pizza is good. deep dish rules. detroit pizza is goated. lunch lady cafeteria pizza was a joy. the only dubious pizza culture is california because it tries too hard but even (most) california pizza is fantastic. grow up

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Do we have enough guys to field a team? #mets

Way too many blue wave liberals on here sharing AI images making fun of Trump or whatever. Please stop.

The weinermobile was in my town so of course I had to dress up like a hot dog

JD Vance could leave his wife for Erika Kirk and the “sanctity of marriage” people would praise him for “trading up” to a white woman.

Just finished this and I can truly say this episode just gets more insane as it progresses. Now I'm off to sing 'What If God Were One Us' in the Costco

Trump spoke "with the motormouth intensity of a 20-something banker who just discovered cocaine and now has a really great idea for a new restaurant." www.vox.com/politics/472...

Well, the good news is the president with an emulsified brain merely wanted to yell and ramble like a mental patient instead of launching a war, I guess

This is such a great point. "Nobody is buying this bullshit" should be printed on shirts and handed out to pool reporters

President Dipshit here, there will be a War tomorrow. No I did not ask anyone else about it first. Thanks

This is not the Democrat you want as our next President

Estoy pensando en mi mamá hoy. I am thinking of my mother today. Over the weekend, she fell and broke her wrist. As I take on this race for Congress, I’m still first and foremost a daughter and a mother caring for my mom who has dementia, while raising two boys.

GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN! Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵) Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!

🎶 Oooh isn’t this amazing? It’s my favorite part because you’ll seeee Here’s where John kills Hans Gruber But his brother comes back for McClane in Die Hard threee 🎶

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

"Bluesky is an echo chamber." "Bluesky doesn't have enough reach" "Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right" I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.

At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.

Couldn't figure out what the Mets were doing this off season until I saw this picture of Steve Cohen's wife. #mets #MetsSky

Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.

If shaking hands leaves your hand needing multiple bandages, that may be a sign something worse is wrong with you

He's bemoaning the fact that America can't use child labor

ya gotta bereave

Well, this guy is about to be fired.

I know I shouldn't let sports affect my mood, I'm really sad right now.

Me coping this morning #metssky

approaching dangerous levels of back politically helping to balance the levels of over baseball feels

This guy has seen the files. They are trying to prepare the MAGA crowd for what's coming

unless they’re little kids or have little kids do not ask jews when chanukah starts they simply will not know

REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POLAR BEAR for your birthday let’s all celebrate spending your next 5ish birthdays as a Met too, k?

It's an honor to be nominated for the NFL's Oscar for Best Actor

When all is said and done, when the Democrats take any sort of power back, Hegseth and everyone involved in this must be held accountable. This is murder