something I don't know if Bluesky realizes they're on the verge of losing here is being one of the few websites with enough cultural cachet that anyone cares what the people on it think

hey does anybody know anything about Contributing causes of the French Revolution

Skanenstein’s Monster

Time to build

once again, just spitballing, what if we just provided for everyone's basic material needs

ozone thread

the language LLMs work within is like an airplane cockpit with a million switches, and having a full and flourishing clarity, vocabulary, and control of your own language is what it takes to make them fly

Look, y'all there's something you need to realize: Sometimes, the closer wrestling gets to the latter seasons of Family Matters, the better it is.

we're so back

"never say you wouldn't commit a crime because you would be the primary suspect within earshot of anyone who would only be a secondary or tertiary suspect" is one of those lessons you hope to learn by having read enough detective stories. you don't want to learn it the other way

OpenAI doesn't want you to know how many tokens you can save in the context window budget by prefacing every question to ChatGPT with "shut the fuck up and don't bullshit me"

have you considered that the billionaires with supercomputers threatening to steal literally everyone on Earth's job under the purview of a loudly-decaying Supreme Moron might have something to do with it

you know what I'M questioning? this fucking ad

SECRET ART: FIVE HUNDRED REPLY GUY SUMMONING

i was once in a women tech slack and there was a conflict that boiled down to terfs in the group complaining that the few trans women "dominated the chat" - it took me 30 sec to see that it just meant they didn't want to see them. this is a pattern of transphobic behavior i see on here repeatedly

Listen to @bloodwork.show (for real, it's that good)

hey @pfrazee.com y'all think you might do something about this one

lmao

Bluesky Calvinball Labeler

posting about it? banned. posting about the bans? that's a ban. posting about the bans about the bans? buddy, are you ready for this

@, the lower-case Ⓐ, for anarchy with a softened, millennial touch

In a normally functioning society we would be █████████ █████ ██████ in a town square.

Need to see the overlap of men who think they could take a point off Serena but would get their shit rocked by Donald Trump

sic semper comedis

hey i just met you and this is crazy but wealthy pedos are eating babies

100% Alan Moore. Calling it now. my money's on either From Hell or V for Vendetta

you get RFK Jr

needless to say, tag yourself

People still saying “we need a strong Republican Party” don’t seem to realize that we have one. This is what it looks like when the Republican Party is strong! This is what they’re saying they want!

I want the drugs. I want the drugs inside Elon Musk's skull

the Deep State doesn't want you to know

this is literally true

hucking WHAT

Roger Ebert really championed this movie when it came out! The cantina scene is very charming

Geralt of Rivia, for short

they're turning Jan into a Grok-like Bing

demolish the datacenters and redistribute their machines to the people

I'm going to do a site that works this way, and the cost you charge people to post on your feed (where the proceeds go to us, not you) is gonna be called "resistance"

drunken na'vi going "baby... that's the wrong dreadlock"

GEORGE LUCAS (beating me with a sock full of rusty nickels): Come on now. Just say you don't want the Despecialized Editions and we can all go home. For God's sake, you can see the vaseline smears where we erased the Landspeeder wheels on the negative. ME (spitting out a tooth): Han shot first

me, snarking: they must have accidentally turned up the "nerd" dial on their control panel me, reading: what the fuck do you mean that's what actually happened. why did you even make a knob for that

this is a fucking incredible way to discover this punchline

Bro if you haven’t seen Connor Omalleys video about Irish Zionism you need to check it out, one of the funniest things I’ve seen all year

Google's legal theory of model weight theft is like sovereign citizen-level legal bs imo lol

scromiting (scrotally vomiting)

so much depends upon a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port with a shaft that leads directly to the reactor system

Just remembered this. They were so optimistic Doug was gonna have more movies