let me just go ahead and get in front of this one

(And yes, you'll notice that the handle now has a 6-7 joke in it)

time travel's fake btw. cannot emphasize this enough

this movie fuckin rules tbqh. its like if you made a whole movie out of Command And Conquer cutscenes

LMAO according to this companies haven’t replaced you because they’re ‘fearful’ of the ‘political reaction’. If they really believed AI can do all these jobs they’d pull the trigger. They don’t BECAUSE IT CAN’T apple.news/AzOb_AoUSS6a...

every time one of the fake alt government accounts has a massive public crash out I add another agency to the handle

listen, this is a public forum monitored by law enforcement. posting about ska might be fun but those ‘jokes’ could follow you forever.

I want my royalties: thereisnocia.com

fuck it

like and repost if you’re a fed guys we need to get to the bottom of this

Remember where you were for the first Coupsky?

learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late

yeag

"GOP" stands for "Grand Old Psyop"

hey now. some of this world's best work has come from failed states

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #47,122. I was also number ██,███, number ██,███, number ███,███, and number ███,███, but we don't talk about that

The big accounts you hope notice your edgy posts about Trump won't see them, but the Secret Service will and they will call you to tell you they're funny and good and privately they agree with u

I highly encourage everyone on here to post about any and all work you have done toward assassinating any current or former president, ideally with identifying information and a contact address for followups

I go undercover for *barely two months* and all this happens

remember: potatoes should work for *you*, not the other way around

Black Mirror episode premise: getting ratioed in the DMs

modders, you know what to do

If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill Barry Allen

lol

Not for nothing, the uniqueness of how antisemitism works to both maintain whiteness and demonstrate its contingency is why there are two whole weeks in my philosophy of race class on Jewish scholars discussing this very thing.

this worm works on the honor system l.bossett.io/bsky-worm

he got so mad that everybody was blocking him

i gotta admit that i do find it sort of interesting that chatGPT or whatever can be, like, 40% accurate at summarizing a news article. it is interesting! it would also be interesting if a horse would do arithmetic correctly 40% of the time, but that doesn't mean I'd give the horse a bookkeeping job

We finally have the answer to the age-old question: "what's the governmental equivalent of management throwing a pizza party after a guy on the line gets injured"

what if Led Zeppelin played Castlevania

"Retire The Red Shirt Way" ... maybe, maybe Google slogans before putting them on billboards?

what a country, man. the one thing all the schools reliably teach is what to do in a mass shooting, and if you learn it, the cops call you a terrorist

one of my first questions was going to be "are you going to repeal Spanfeller's dickheaded slideshow mandate" so this in particular is great to hear

it's so ironic that Bluesky, the one social platform that provides an unlimited interface for total automation, is the one where you most see people talking about their experience with genuine human interactions

[winces]

he just saw how much they disrespected John Blackthorne

lol

please stop calling Elon Musk's website "twix". Twix are delicious and do not deserve to be associated with white supremacy

Pro-tip: Telling undercover cops/feds that cops/feds don't have a sense of humor will 100% guarantee the biggest laugh u ever got in your life at your next mid joke

Lol come on