here you can have the entire contents of this doc titled “ed and pain i guess”

Ao3 is back up for meeee so maybe for you too!!

THERE IS A NEW NEKO CASE ALBUM YAY

happy frenchie friday 🩵💕

Ooh, I got a good grade in Garlic Soup! Thank you, @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social ! ❤️

ed and archie are eating biscuits and smoking a blunt while watching a crappy tv show and loudly shit talking over it 🫶

Jim's Nana and Auntie have been playing chess for four and a half hours

Jim's about to rail kraken-era Ed while he wears the bloody bridal veil and a gown- they're playing his groom in a wedding night roleplay/ intervention 👀 They can definitely help him forget any more raiding rampage plans 😌

Aww, Ed's mum and Auntie are packing for a weekend away together ❤️ Doug and Frenchie are putting on a fun show in the camhouse 🤭 Jeffrey!Fettering! and Auntie are figuring out where they're going to live 🤗

Fang and Roach are visiting Jeffrey, whose ship is almost done getting built—and he's funding a really, really luxurious spa day

Oluwande and Frenchie are going shot for shot, and Frenchie’s eyes are a little glassy, and he’s licking the rim of the glass even though there’s no salt there. He swallows, throat bobbing, and when Olu looks up, Frenchie’s smiling. Oh fuck me. “Yeah, that’s the point?” Olu said that out loud.

Frenchie is taste-testing Roach's latest culinary concoction - Frenchie gives it 10/10 no notes

While AO3 is down, tell us what your favorite rare ships/rarepairs are up to 👀

this one is so good!! go read it!!

18yo to 15yo: Dad’s the kind of guy who would ask who yaoi is Husb (from another room): I know who Yowie is! He’s a cryptid from Australia!

Hey guess who got a certificate of validation and STICKERS. @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social

a WIP Wednesday snippet from the second sad Ed/Jim for you, in which Jim is having some very healthy normal thoughts about being in a definitely-not-a-relationship with Ed (from a future Remington Steele au series fic, info about the series below!) #OFMDfic

a WIP Wednesday snippet from the second sad Ed/Jim for you, in which Jim is having some very healthy normal thoughts about being in a definitely-not-a-relationship with Ed (from a future Remington Steele au series fic, info about the series below!) #OFMDfic

like a song with no end is one of my fav ofmd fics of all time you should go read it, it's SO GOOD

like a song with no end (12.3k, E) middle-aged musicians Jim & sapphic Olu, sweet slice of life, pls encourage me to work on the sequel :) archiveofourown.org/works/59814313 unauthorized biography of ed & stede (62.7k, E) 😈😈😈 archiveofourown.org/works/56921068 (1 off from 200 kudos!!! 🫠)

looking for things to download to read ahead of the ao3 downtime? here's a few of mine you may have missed: Pro Se (16.7k, M), t4t Ed/Stede w/art @aliassamm.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/67084504 traitorous hearts (9.7k, E) Ed & Stede are the Traitors archiveofourown.org/works/63763225

happy bi day to my favorite bisexual polycule #garlicsoup

happy bi day to the garlic soup babes

trying to pick a wip wednesday snippet and its like do i share sad jim/ed or sad jim/olu or a different sad jim/ed really expanding my themes here these days

bisexual visibility month and fat bear week i know oluwande boodhari is living his best life right now 🙂‍↕️

anyway, instead of giving attention to any of the anti-autism bullshit happening currently, how about we use my autism powers for good and for every like on this post I will show you a frog (real, medieval, fictional, the world is your oyster [or frog])

fat bear week is my FAVOURITE WEEK OF THE WHOLE YEAR AND IT STARTS TODAAAAY

hi i am so sorry i think i blacked out what day is it

more of this

fat ed. ed who is fat. ed with lots of fat on his body. ed fat teach. ed being fat.

the game is afoot* *where mods are trying to DM anyone they recognize before blasting out an email reminder which is to say: please remember to complete your donation! let us know if you have any issues!

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Tag us if you make something with an OFMD rare pair/rare ship for this cool event!!

I keep forgetting to repost my older stuff for #OFMDBisexualWeek and it's almost over aaaahh! Here are SOME bi flavored fics my bi Ed in a skirt fic (E) archiveofourown.org/works/43360083 Zheng/Ed/Stede (E) missing scene fic w/ @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/55886731 1/3

after much ado, GARLIC SOUP WEEK READING CLUB PRIZES ARE IN THE MAIL!!!!

#OFMD fic requests: I don’t read many shorter fics unless I see them here so please hit me with your absolute favorites that are under 10k words. Gentlebeard please, any maturity, any au, kid/family fics welcome

i’ll see you again a JimOlu love piece 🩵🧡 Jim loves Oluwande. That’s it. That’s the fic. Thank you for coming to my ted talk 🫶 #Tealoranges #ofmdfic

It's WIP Wednesday and I am impatient so here, have some wing fic TealOranges!! Will this be done in time to help with #2000TealOranges? Hopefully!! #OFMDfic

It's WIP Wednesday and I am impatient so here, have some wing fic TealOranges!! Will this be done in time to help with #2000TealOranges? Hopefully!! #OFMDfic

One step closer to #2000tealoranges #ofmdfic | #tealoranges | Explicit. ~1.3k words | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/70979106

The cards I'd bought for sticker mailing purposes are too small to mail (curse you note cards!!) so everyone who did the gsw reading club is getting a 90's SeaWorld postcard in an envelope instead 😂

finally putting together all the mail for gsw summer reading club (september has been a month so far everything is taking a lil longer but they're coming!!) and THREE people dropped me photos/screenshots of their completed sheets, along with one i got tagged in here, and it brought me so much joy!!

yes he needs all three of those drinks #ofmd #ofmdfanart

WIP Wednesday — in honor of OFMD’s bisexual week, please take a look at this little snippet from a Mary>Ed>Stede sandwich in which the long-suffering Mary is trying to make her husband realize his feelings for his best friend. 9/19 - Smut & Multiple Partners @ofmdbisexualweek.bsky.social

Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.

I'm having a commission sale! $25 off any Gentlebeard commission and $20 off any single character piece of Ed or Stede. All works are in my usual full colour style. Discount is applicable on anything booked until the end of September. Ready to start today! Thank you ❤️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

One more salute to my postcards, which I’m so proud of, so that I can add this post to my art thread :) thank you to everyone who bought or bid in order to help out immigrant kids!! #ofmd #garlicsoup #jimjimenez #archieofmd #pokemon #art #traditionalart #postcards #ywmlp

I can't eat your love and enthusiasm, pal

here’s how jim/ed can still win

just started a new fic with the document title "jim olu wing fic trauma fun times" and it's gonna be so so completely happy youuu betcha