That’s where he lives because he’s a little cupcake

Yesss this is mine!! Stay tuned for more smutty innkeepers from @aliassamm.bsky.social and me, coming to a kinktober near you 😏❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/70127756

Meow. #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Negotiation w myself to get out of bed required me to commit to a day off that I cannot afford but that I also cannot afford to not take.

For the night crowd. Anything helps

Somehow another day has passed and I'm gonna either need someone to add more hours to the day or teach me how to freebase cocaine.

Canada Post is on strike whivh means my sparkly gentlebeard dancing stickers are in hiatus (bc the world revolves around my hyperfixation) 😭😭😭

The worst part is that if I open any of my ao3 tabs accidentally, it messes up the page loading for next time. 😭😭😭

Fan art for @anathxmadevice.bsky.social's Finish With the Good Shit. Nervous pervert Stede, writing in his sex journal

Morning Mads

LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT NERVOUS PERVERT FWTGS STEDE wow stede ur journal too sexy, too powerful. ur energy so horny and weird, u gotta stop xxx

A really fun vibrant commissioned pair of napkins embroidered and now safely arrived in their new home (phew!)

My piece for Sailing the Rainbow Sea 3

Caly's Pinned Post of Pirate Drawings (and Other Delicacies and Delights...and Fishing Equipment)

A sketchy skater girl Ed for your veiwing pleasure 😌

An amuse-bouche of fic for you in these trying Ao3-less times The billboard boys will be returning for a meet-cute and other adventures (because @aliassamm.bsky.social is an absolute menace), so stay tuned

Go to Montréal, they said. You'll have the queerest time, they said.

A rant about asking artists to define what consent looks like CW: gender-based violence in European art In addition to the ridiculous notion that a drawing is an entity that can communicate consent, what bsky is asking artists to do is to decide what consent *looks* like. 🧵 1/? #bskycensorship

Consider yourself lucky, because you can not only see them kiss, but also read about it — because this is actually "Dreams of loneliness (dreams to sell" ficversary! Sweeping romance in the setting of NZ of late 80's waits for you! It has humor! Romance! Fluff! 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/557715...

I just wanted to see them again

Your wish is my command. Preorder here: ko-fi.com/s/96e8939a6a Reshares are greatly appreciated because I need to reach a critical mass of preorders to get them manufactured. #ShopOFMD

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I've decided to try for the root canal and put it on my stupidly high interest emergency credit card. I'd like to pay that off asap because that interest is a killer, so if anyone would like to help out: ko-fi.com/andycrafts I still have Halloween earrings available!

🎵 So what you see is only half the story, there's another side of me 🎵 🎤🤫

Everything makes me think of them.

To me, the issue is that you cannot apply the concept of consent to fiction because consent requires consciousness. Fiction is not conscious. The characters do not actually exist. So how is there any determination of consent? Bsky has not defined this in the ToS update. #bskycensorship

looking for things to download to read ahead of the ao3 downtime? here's a few of mine you may have missed: Pro Se (16.7k, M), t4t Ed/Stede w/art @aliassamm.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/67084504 traitorous hearts (9.7k, E) Ed & Stede are the Traitors archiveofourown.org/works/63763225

A little sketch for #wipwednesday. I can't remember if someone suggested this look or if I found it randomly, but I adore 1950s diva Ed. Hope to do something fun with this at some point. #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Yes. Yeeessss!

honestly the question was unclear #ofmdnsfw

Rip Edward Teach, you would have loved chocolate milk in your coffee.

How are artists/writers finding their smut reference these days (w the paywall on the site I used to use...) Please DM me if that's more comfortable for you. 🫶🏻

WHOA 🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #ofmd

We didn’t spend enough time with this

Just because it's a special occasion and you made it through another Tuesday, here's a reshare of a drawing I made last year of Stede eating... I mean... treating Ed like the treasure he is. CW: nsfw gentlebeard smut with full frontal

Today’s Taika

Frenchie enjoying a treat. Sorry I made him took like Bob Ross

Daily Darby

Me. I'm going to draw so much cool shit tonight! Also me. Wow... grocery shopping for all of like, five mins really took it out of me.

A little #taketwotuesday for this pattern! Free! Cross stitch / needlepoint the crew in their S1 glory! Someone gave me a keyring of one of the Stede outfits last November and it was SUCH a highlight, maybe I'll get my shit together and stitch some for WeeCon 😎

Happy bisexuality day, crew!! This clip made so much sense to me when I first saw it and it still grounds me whenever I watch it. David is my true love.

@deanbird.bsky.social not sure either of us ever brought over this art from #NeedforStede over here??? But it seems timely in light of recent events for Stede's cute lil butt #OFMDfanart

So I heard we're obsessed with male butt cheeks and subtle* sexualization of men? Ok. *sexualization not subtle

Subtle butt stuff for today's take two Tuesday. Two butts for the price of one from kinktober 2024! CW: Gentlebeard nsfw. Partial nudity and suspect substance on Stede's gorgeous red (partially covered) behind. #ofmd #ofmdfanart

In honor of Alex Sherman's birthday today, a tribute to the greatest booty jumpscare of all time 🫡🍑 #AssTonight #OurBricksMeanDeath

I have an idea for kinktober.

Did anyone have time to make a rapture playlist? It snuck up on me and I should at least tidy the place up a bit before the horsemen-- (dragged off stage)

Morning Mads