Messed up badly in the 6th form and left a month before my A level exams. Took a 6 week temp role in the UK public sector to get some money in. 38 years later I like to think I’ve done some good in the world.

Just thinking about our Butthole Buccaneers 🥰🏴‍☠️

This fic is making me smile so much 💕💕💕

See? Oomph.

A very blurry through a train window ‘happy sunrise’ to you all pirate crew. Have a fabulous day 💜🏴‍☠️

RIP Mani, bassist extraordinaire 💔

Give It A Rest You Fucking Cunts It's 6:00PM

travelling back in time to give Ed a strawberry vape

‘Nutty’

never beating the allegations

Exciting to announce our first event!! 🩵Omega Stede Week 🩵 Prompts and dates to follow soon. #ofmd #OFMD-omegaverse #OmegaStedeWeek

Post-weekend bump for these silly, horny guys

And lo, a word I’d never heard before lodged itself in my brain!

Ed and Stede are a little tipsy. ‘Shouldn’t have had that last one’ says Ed as he pulls Stede in close. ‘But it was so fruity, just like you’ whispers Stede as he sloppy kisses down Ed’s jaw. Ed snorts, mushing his nose into Stede’s cheek. ‘I love you’ . ‘I know, I know that’…. #sexualsunday

Well worth a read and there’s amazing art 💕💕

I’ve loved reading the 10 things we like lists. Particularly struck how much scent/smells are so important. Also there’s too many of us that like graveyards! 💜💜💜

10 things I like about #OFMD The stories The art The community The shape of love The kindness The looks/styles/hotness levels The whimsy The never punching down The soundtrack The crafts

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like The Pre-Raphaelites Ruined castles The Sea Musty, earthy scents (mmmm patchouli & petrichor) Wide open spaces Bacon sandwiches Myths and Legends Twinkly lights A warm bath My very silly spaniel

Sign ups for Act of Grace are officially open! Check out our website for all of the different types of features you can sign up for #AoGVC :) actofgracecon.carrd.co

TW: grief, cancer 4 years ago today I lost my best friend to cancer. You think grief should get easier and it does but I’m still so angry about it. She was 49 which is fuck all in the scheme of things. I’m ok just sometimes grief kicks me up the arse. Hugs to those dealing with loss 🫂💜

Probably the most profound and beautifully written fic I’ve read in a while. A love letter to a lost love and to new beginnings. Incredibly powerful art too! 💜💜

Gentlebeard AU anyone? 🏴‍☠️

Who doesn’t love to see a Cosplay Contest at a convention? In addition to our Cosplay Runway we will be having a small Cosplay Contest that people can sign up for as well! Submission form coming November 12th. #AoGVC

Might I also add this as accounting adjacent. (Apologies for the potato quality link but I couldn't find another clip of this bit) youtu.be/7Q2NS6h-gIw?...

y’all please watch my favorite edit about this!

Apparently it’s International Accounting Day today! Let’s celebrate double entry book keeping with our very own 🏴‍☠️

I know it's late as hell, but who's up for a little sexualization of male butt cheeks? And it glows under blacklight! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDCrafts #OFMDFanart

I wish someone would build me a ship, isn't she a beauty. #OFMD

Big love and thanks to @amladydragonfly.bsky.social and @littlefingies.bsky.social for caring and sharing 🫂💜

Happy sexual sunday Stede's currently grinding on the grinder strapped to Ed's thigh while Ed sucks on his nip

All these signs are a tonic for the soul! Thank you crew for being you. Never stop! 🏴‍☠️ #ofmd

need your filthy smut hosted free of charge and judgement? get at me. 🫶

Scratchy blankets, learning he’s been declared dead, Ed shaves his beard off? Can you imagine the state of Stede’s mind before he even gets to the kiss or meeting Chauncey?

Jesus Suffering Fuck It's 10:00PM

FUUUUUUUCK

On a cross country train and have just realised that my bottle of coke has leaked all through my fabric handbag. Now trying not to drip everywhere whilst dabbing at phones and shit with wet tissues! Aaaargh!

Into battle #ofmd

Have a real need for proof of life of The Revenge 🏴‍☠️ I miss her #ofmd

I ❤️ him and his poor horse !

I'm not fucking sewing.

Our Flag Means Death 🏴‍☠️

Let's Hear It For The Cunts! It's 2:00PM

Wishing you all the best this holiday season, from our family to yours Happy Halloween 🎃 🦇 🐺

You can stab him in the face now 😤 (Lucius is the best) #ofmd

Shouting from the rooftops that this is exquisite! Go read!