Post a pic you took, no context to bring some zen to the feed

For my Hot Fuzz crew 💜

every day i’m just so thankful we even got our flag means death at all

Aww sad to see that Rob Grant co-creator of Red Dwarf has sadly passed away 😢

You were gonna stab me! In the earhole! With a skewer!

I miss my gay pirates.

🥺😭 #ofmd

i love edward so much . ohhhhh my god. i’m spinning him around in my head. i’m putting him in little outfits. right now he’s wearing a tutu

No, they almost always end in terrible bloodshed. Snowflake might not be the best comparison.

Co-captains 💖💖

We saw the summer linens and the autumn vibes. Would we call this a spring frilly?

I might have to resign from work. The person sat opposite me today turned to a colleague and said ‘I really don’t like the WWDITS film’. I had to walk away for a bit.

Psssst! So do I 💜💜

Mutiny is a brewin'.

He just loves a fuckery!

I’ve had 24 hours in London seeing daughter. Today’s highlight The Postal Museum! OMG I went on a teeny tiny underground train!

Superb if you get the chance to see!

Snag Tights have just released a collection called 'The Kraken's Embrace' and oh my god It's SO Ed-coded

Fuck you, Stede Bonnet 😢

Happy #WIPWednesday have a little Hard Disciplines snippy!

Well, don't you look holy.

Advertise your account with a GIF

Ed & Stede are celebrating Pancake Day! Pancakes aren’t the only things getting tossed 😉

They didn’t pay!

I shouldn't be bored. I'm fucking Blackbeard.

I'm just quietly going to slip this in here. A little epilogue to Shattered that I wrote a while ago. @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social hasn't accepted the coauthor (yet) but she *was* involved. archiveofourown.org/works/79553196 #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

Pirate mail today! Wonderful candle from Nikki at the starlight library @bookknobs.bsky.social It smells gorgeous and I’m so pleased

It's a judgement free zone, bro.

Today is mine and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social Sugar boys Ed's birthday so as a treat here's the link to the series that started the Chaotic Accountants collabs. archiveofourown.org/series/4428322 #OFMD #OFMDFanfic

A little nautical whimsy for you 🏴‍☠️

Well, here it is. High society in all it's grotesque glory.

Very much like it when fic authors put Ed in low slung jogging bottoms with an obvious bulge - yes I am re-reading Throat Goat 🥵

Hi pirate pals, I won’t be posting a selfie but I can assure you I am indeed a greying mid50s English lass with a fat arse and a penchant for swearing 🏴‍☠️💖

Cattle Prod My Ball Sack It's 6:00PM

Yay!!!!!

Post a tree you photographed Aren’t trees brilliant! Looks at this much decayed beauty giving life to all sorts of beasties

all... tangled up ;) #rhyikaverse #smoochie #myart

I’ll get it stopped. Get what stopped?

This has been sitting around for months half-done and I just do not have the brain for words, but also it's been way too long since I posted anything, so here's half a chapter and I'll get to the rest at some point later 🥴 The Real Treasure, chapter 13! archiveofourown.org/works/550649...

RIP Edward Teach

Networks going "...so about this man doing period comedies where he's a posho who tries to be a manly man, but doesn't do a very good job of it..."

Not Ed being massaged to death by mermaids but tickled and beaten with sticks by wolves 🏴‍☠️

Age verification? I was at the Poll Tax riot

It’s wet and miserable but look there are signs of Spring!

Sirs, Madams, May I Respectfully Remind You You're All Cunts. Good Day. It's 5:00PM

Hey pirate pals, After the popularity of our OFMD candles at #tnuc we’ve made them available again this weekend only to coincide with The Act of Grace con. www.thestarlightlibrary.co.uk/collections/...